Jonathan
Jonathan
@prydenpaine.bsky.social
If it sounds like a 2 year old on acid and cocaine, it was written by Trump. If it sounds like an over the top cartoon villain, it was written by Miller.
November 28, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Fuck deportation, unless it's to deport them to some shithole dungeon of a prison somewhere.
November 28, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Such a great quote. Especially these days. I saw someone years ago make a collage of that whole quote with their favorite stories, so I made one of mine. Every so often I update it with new things I've found to replace ones that I'm not as into anymore.
November 16, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Wait, there's a "Disappointed" reaction gif from Kevin Kline, and people still use the Kevin Sorebutt one?
November 16, 2025 at 9:57 AM
If we can trust them. They're in league with the Democratic party.
November 10, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Yes, but he's also fundamentally evil. I'm not sure why evil and stupid are mutually exclusive in this chart. He is at the extreme end of both.
November 6, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Exactly this.
November 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
"But I... ouch still... owww... think that the.... dang it that hurts!... hyenas still have... stop biting me!... some valid pointsggrggh."
November 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Not to mention, decades of advocating for an unrestricted 2nd amendment is going to bite them in the ass.
October 31, 2025 at 5:24 AM
It's not failure. It's choice. It's always been a choice. The only thing the Democratic party opposes is meaningful change.
October 20, 2025 at 4:36 AM
If he'd done his job, Temper TanTrump would be on death row awaiting execution for treason.
October 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
#CriticalRoleSpoilers

Seriously, but it would have been rather poetic.

[SPOILERS obviously, but for campaign 3 & 4]

Ending the last campaign with a nat20 that saved the entire pantheon of gods after destroying a god eater with a divine meteor storm.

Starting it with a nat1 and insta-death. 🤣
October 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Beacon doesn't have the mid-episode break. So if they start at the same time, Beacon viewers 15 minutes ahead.
October 3, 2025 at 5:40 AM
The Monkeys, the Carpenters, Barry Manilow, maybe some Beach Boys.
September 21, 2025 at 1:29 PM
More like mad cons. 😁
September 21, 2025 at 1:26 PM
We can't make the same mistake we made with the Confederacy. When this nightmare is over, we need to do what Germany did after WWII. Those in power who aided him are imprisoned. The Rep party ends. Anyone who supports him needs to go through repatriation. Civics, economics, history classes.
September 19, 2025 at 6:21 AM
A dick with the IQ of a 'tater. 🍆🥔
September 19, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I mean, that's as crazy as suggesting that the TanTrump "assassination" was a ploy to drum up sympathy and make him a martyr. Just because there was no visible injury, and his ear healed with no scars in less than 2 weeks, and there isn't enough blood in the ear to spray that far or bleed that much.
September 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Whaaaaaat? You're suggesting that the Temper TanTrump administration (or connected party) convinced an extremist kid to shoot a vocal right-wing media darling who also had been pushing for the release of the Epstein files, as a distraction from the Senate voting not to release the Epstein files?
September 18, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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September 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
A drug called MAGA.
September 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I do. But when Republicans are promoting themselves as the party of the people, the working class, the Christians; and Democrats are promoting themselves as the "we're not them" party, without DOING anything to show WHY they're better, I can understand people voting Republican, dumb as they may be.
September 9, 2025 at 3:20 PM