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Facts from my involuntary cold shower journey

- While I do feel a little more awake after, I don't think it's more awake than coffee makes me
- No health benefits, except it might be better for my skin
- Cold showers compress time. The experience of a cold shower lasts longer than the shower itself

I have a hard time understanding seasonal decorations. Maybe it's because I'm used to small living spaces but, if I buy a decoration, then I want to have it out year round. Otherwise it feels wasteful?

& If you want a change of pace you can just sell them or trade them like anything else..

i reach into my bag, i pull out a 12 foot sword, i offer it to my wife as an offering. she places it with the other 11 swords i have taken out. i cannot find my keys

Caprisun should have an Evangelion product line. Are you telling me you don't want to drink

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NERV HYDRATION POUCH
FLAVOR STYLE 2
EMERGENCY ONLY
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instead of just 'Caprisun Fruit Punch'

What's the coolest way to encode data?

based64

A friend in OK got a call after finishing her passport appointment at her local post office. They said that they "were going to have to mark her as a male" because she didn't have supporting medical documentation for the gender marker. Which is not at all a requirement for passport gender markers

Has anyone else played this? I felt like it was really made for me & it meant a lot to me when I started my transition

Imagine being a brick made out of cats lmao I couldn't even

It is the ordered mind which despairs upon waking, for the world can never be as one dreams it. Folly, this is the stuff of folding laundry.

When I was a child I was really excited to drink grape juice out of a wine glass. As an adult I am still really excited to drink grape juice out of a wine glass.

I'm drinking coffee out of a whiskey tumbler right now

Hour four of having given up meat: I've realized that white castle sliders are made out of meat. This is lowest point in my morale and I worry the men may not survive the winter

Your heart is a muscle the size of your heart

I've been thinking a lot about non-human cat ownership but I've been making too meowny life choices lately that I'll just have to put the idea on paws.

I've refilled this "water bottle" several times today. I'm beginning to worry there's something addictive about it. Which is weird, because it doesn't even go "kshshsh" when I open it, which is one of my favorite things about normal drinks.

One of my cats keeps on telling me I don't drink enough water and I'm sipping some right now and it tastes... really good? How much of this stuff are we supposed to drink a day? Will I have to drink less Monster if I drink this stuff sometimes?

ive only been getting more anarchist, more queer and more pissed off as i got older

Anime is so unfair I just watched The Boy and the Beast and it's literally transphobic that I'll never have an adoptive father turn himself into a sword that lives in my soul

Whenever you get sad just remember there's an Australian Shepherd named Bebbles that lives on the internet and loves you and he's been very good and thinks you have been good too