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Proteus Unbound
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I'm nobody; who the fuck are you?

I dressed my maids as Amazons and rode bare-breasted halfway to Damascus. Louis had a seizure and I damn near died of windburn… but the troops were dazzled.
Oh, I'm sure you can find some fascists in your area.
April 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Lead the way.
April 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM
She does.
December 4, 2024 at 5:35 PM
I lived in Narnia.
June 21, 2024 at 5:00 PM
🎉
June 14, 2024 at 7:06 PM
💙
May 27, 2024 at 2:29 AM
I feel seen.

And judged.
May 26, 2024 at 3:32 PM
🫣
May 25, 2024 at 10:28 AM
Oddly, it is my birthday, as well.

What a strange, strange coincidence.
April 29, 2024 at 11:39 AM
We shouldn't need babysitters around here.
March 23, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Nope.
March 21, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Perhaps we ought to tag the perennial offenders here.

IN CASE THEY MISS IT.
March 21, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Ego AND Alter Ego.

You're a popular lady. 😉🐚
March 21, 2024 at 4:19 PM
I don't know why this is not obvious, but clearly it needs to be STATED OVERTLY.
March 21, 2024 at 4:17 PM
It is not okay.
It is not a compliment.
It is not okay.
It is not a compliment.
It is not okay.
It is not a compliment.
It is not okay.
It is not a compliment.
It is not okay.
It is not a compliment.
It is not okay.
It is not a compliment.
It is not okay.
It is not a compliment.
March 21, 2024 at 4:15 PM
I find I interrupt myself far less frequently than other people do.
February 18, 2024 at 5:55 PM
There’s a world of difference between 3.5 and 8 - or so I’ve been told.
January 24, 2024 at 4:22 AM
Gives new and creepy meaning to the “It was with you all along” trope…
January 24, 2024 at 4:21 AM