Including the otherwise useless little bit of cardboard that some hotels present your keycard to you in...

Ah, the original lyric rejected by Phil Collins.

I can't quite get 'cetacean' into a pun, but I hope you have a whale of a time nonetheless.

> I’m wondering how they will serve the drinks with their flippers.

With porpoise no doubt.

Well, yes, and it depends on the context. In a casual comic, not a problem. In instructions, technical documents, factual information or more precise or thoughtful prose - a real issue.

What was the prize? Please tell me you won a Bounty.

It'd never work. We don't even have locally unified bin colours, let alone recycling bin schemes!

In what way are they crudely drawn? They look like authentic original style ones from here.

At a wider level 90% of the BBC's "stuff" is not the shit domestic newscasting, and it'll be that stuff - the Proms, coverage of regional music and events, BBC Africa, the World Service, choirs and orchestras - that will go first