Pint-sized Promiscuous Peddler
@promiscuouspeddler.bsky.social
Welcome to the after-dark version of a certain Lalafellin merchant.
🔞No minors allowed for degeneracy abounds in this place.
Lewd Lala who gposes sometimes and who is a big ol' yapper.
DMs/collabs open.
🔞No minors allowed for degeneracy abounds in this place.
Lewd Lala who gposes sometimes and who is a big ol' yapper.
DMs/collabs open.
Alright, it's finally time to share this one. It was a dream come true to get a comm from the GOAT themself, Sparrow.
Featuring Wicked Thunder of course.
Featuring Wicked Thunder of course.
November 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Alright, it's finally time to share this one. It was a dream come true to get a comm from the GOAT themself, Sparrow.
Featuring Wicked Thunder of course.
Featuring Wicked Thunder of course.
"So ye really shouldn't judge a coin purse by its outward appearance. Because, as it turned out,
@Gothmiddiegf's (Twitter) 'purse' was quite full and hefty indeed."
@Gothmiddiegf's (Twitter) 'purse' was quite full and hefty indeed."
November 17, 2025 at 4:37 PM
"So ye really shouldn't judge a coin purse by its outward appearance. Because, as it turned out,
@Gothmiddiegf's (Twitter) 'purse' was quite full and hefty indeed."
@Gothmiddiegf's (Twitter) 'purse' was quite full and hefty indeed."
"As it turns out, All Saints Wake is one o' Nophica's favorite holidays. Turns out harvest season really gets her uh... excited. Who would have thought?"
Many thanks to @_oiiomi_ (on Twitter) for the spooky season art!
Many thanks to @_oiiomi_ (on Twitter) for the spooky season art!
October 31, 2025 at 9:56 AM
"As it turns out, All Saints Wake is one o' Nophica's favorite holidays. Turns out harvest season really gets her uh... excited. Who would have thought?"
Many thanks to @_oiiomi_ (on Twitter) for the spooky season art!
Many thanks to @_oiiomi_ (on Twitter) for the spooky season art!
"At least I don't have ta worry about runnin' on an empty belly. Not that I can run, or walk for that matter..."
October 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
"At least I don't have ta worry about runnin' on an empty belly. Not that I can run, or walk for that matter..."
"I really need ta learn ta stop runnin' me mouth... Turns out, it's a fast way ta get turned into a sex-sleeve if ye act up around @xariawhitefang.bsky.social..."
#ff14lewd #xivnsfw #lalafellnsfw
#ff14lewd #xivnsfw #lalafellnsfw
October 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
"I really need ta learn ta stop runnin' me mouth... Turns out, it's a fast way ta get turned into a sex-sleeve if ye act up around @xariawhitefang.bsky.social..."
#ff14lewd #xivnsfw #lalafellnsfw
#ff14lewd #xivnsfw #lalafellnsfw
It's about time I posted this comm, as it is one of my favorite commissions yet.
Done by the amazingly talented @Miloffff (on twitter) and featuring the lovely @xariawhitefang.bsky.social
Done by the amazingly talented @Miloffff (on twitter) and featuring the lovely @xariawhitefang.bsky.social
October 14, 2025 at 11:04 PM
It's about time I posted this comm, as it is one of my favorite commissions yet.
Done by the amazingly talented @Miloffff (on twitter) and featuring the lovely @xariawhitefang.bsky.social
Done by the amazingly talented @Miloffff (on twitter) and featuring the lovely @xariawhitefang.bsky.social
Turns out the 'weight of royalty' is quite literal, and quite sweaty... I am SUPER happy to show off this amazing piece by the goat themself, @borvar.bsky.social with Parere and Sphene with the Sphenis!
September 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Turns out the 'weight of royalty' is quite literal, and quite sweaty... I am SUPER happy to show off this amazing piece by the goat themself, @borvar.bsky.social with Parere and Sphene with the Sphenis!
"By the time morning rolled around, I couldn't move an inch. Not just that, but I was given a nice long facial treatment courtesy o' his fat nuts."
September 27, 2025 at 8:48 AM
"By the time morning rolled around, I couldn't move an inch. Not just that, but I was given a nice long facial treatment courtesy o' his fat nuts."
Let's have a go at it!
September 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Let's have a go at it!
"It was probably a bit rude o' me, but one look at @Retarsu's (on Twitter) tantalizing sweaty sack was all I needed ta dive right in, much to their surprise. But I don't think they minded in the end. I really could spend days under there, and I might just."
September 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
"It was probably a bit rude o' me, but one look at @Retarsu's (on Twitter) tantalizing sweaty sack was all I needed ta dive right in, much to their surprise. But I don't think they minded in the end. I really could spend days under there, and I might just."
So here is a fun fact. Lalafellin women hunt in packs to compensate for their short stature.
@trashmooncat.bsky.social found that out firsthand, to a pelvis-shattering effect.
@trashmooncat.bsky.social found that out firsthand, to a pelvis-shattering effect.
August 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
So here is a fun fact. Lalafellin women hunt in packs to compensate for their short stature.
@trashmooncat.bsky.social found that out firsthand, to a pelvis-shattering effect.
@trashmooncat.bsky.social found that out firsthand, to a pelvis-shattering effect.
“And apparently, in the end they decided that it wasn’t enough, so off I was dragged with them ta experience more ‘justice’ later. I still cannae walk right…”
(3/3)
(3/3)
August 24, 2025 at 1:42 AM
“And apparently, in the end they decided that it wasn’t enough, so off I was dragged with them ta experience more ‘justice’ later. I still cannae walk right…”
(3/3)
(3/3)
“Though as it turned out, their brand o’ justice was a lot more primal than I thought by lookin’ at the sword. Though by the end, I was probably more sore than if I had indeed gotten into a scrap… the strange magic also made me body feel quite out of sorts."
(2/3)
(2/3)
August 24, 2025 at 1:42 AM
“Though as it turned out, their brand o’ justice was a lot more primal than I thought by lookin’ at the sword. Though by the end, I was probably more sore than if I had indeed gotten into a scrap… the strange magic also made me body feel quite out of sorts."
(2/3)
(2/3)
“I swear the gods must be laughing behind me back right now. Why else would I jus’ so happen ta stumble onto two folks lookin’ fer a short o’ stature thief with red hair? Tis cruel fate I tell ye!”
(1/3) with @MinnowsFFXIV’s (on Twitter) characters!
#GPOSERSLEWD #GPOSERNSFW #lalafellnsfw
(1/3) with @MinnowsFFXIV’s (on Twitter) characters!
#GPOSERSLEWD #GPOSERNSFW #lalafellnsfw
August 24, 2025 at 1:42 AM
“I swear the gods must be laughing behind me back right now. Why else would I jus’ so happen ta stumble onto two folks lookin’ fer a short o’ stature thief with red hair? Tis cruel fate I tell ye!”
(1/3) with @MinnowsFFXIV’s (on Twitter) characters!
#GPOSERSLEWD #GPOSERNSFW #lalafellnsfw
(1/3) with @MinnowsFFXIV’s (on Twitter) characters!
#GPOSERSLEWD #GPOSERNSFW #lalafellnsfw
"Who would have thought the gentle an' kind Queen Sphene could be so rough in bed? Or... did I get her mixed up with the endless one? This is gettin' confusing..."
Lovely art done by the equally lovely
@loodolodo on twitter!
#ffxivnfsw #ffxivlewds #lalafellnsfw
Lovely art done by the equally lovely
@loodolodo on twitter!
#ffxivnfsw #ffxivlewds #lalafellnsfw
August 21, 2025 at 4:45 PM
"Who would have thought the gentle an' kind Queen Sphene could be so rough in bed? Or... did I get her mixed up with the endless one? This is gettin' confusing..."
Lovely art done by the equally lovely
@loodolodo on twitter!
#ffxivnfsw #ffxivlewds #lalafellnsfw
Lovely art done by the equally lovely
@loodolodo on twitter!
#ffxivnfsw #ffxivlewds #lalafellnsfw
"Ye know... I'm startin' ta think I may jus' have a weakness fer balls. One look at Mira's pair was all it took fer me ta want ta spend all day polishing them."
#gposensfw #ffxivnfsw #lalafelllewd #lalafellnsfw
#gposensfw #ffxivnfsw #lalafelllewd #lalafellnsfw
August 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
"Ye know... I'm startin' ta think I may jus' have a weakness fer balls. One look at Mira's pair was all it took fer me ta want ta spend all day polishing them."
#gposensfw #ffxivnfsw #lalafelllewd #lalafellnsfw
#gposensfw #ffxivnfsw #lalafelllewd #lalafellnsfw
"Like a moth ta godsdamn flame, there is jus' something about giants that lures me in.
Maybe I just like pushing me limits..."
First pose of the backlog featuring @tekakwitha.bsky.social!
#ff14lewd #gposensfw #lalafellnsfw
Maybe I just like pushing me limits..."
First pose of the backlog featuring @tekakwitha.bsky.social!
#ff14lewd #gposensfw #lalafellnsfw
August 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
"Like a moth ta godsdamn flame, there is jus' something about giants that lures me in.
Maybe I just like pushing me limits..."
First pose of the backlog featuring @tekakwitha.bsky.social!
#ff14lewd #gposensfw #lalafellnsfw
Maybe I just like pushing me limits..."
First pose of the backlog featuring @tekakwitha.bsky.social!
#ff14lewd #gposensfw #lalafellnsfw
"I think I know why the saying 'cheaters never win' came around. Still boggles me mind how I lost despite havin' cards up me sleeve, like how do I lose ta 'the heart o' the cards like that?!"
A lovely gift from @leon-xiv.bsky.social!
A lovely gift from @leon-xiv.bsky.social!
August 4, 2025 at 10:25 AM
"I think I know why the saying 'cheaters never win' came around. Still boggles me mind how I lost despite havin' cards up me sleeve, like how do I lose ta 'the heart o' the cards like that?!"
A lovely gift from @leon-xiv.bsky.social!
A lovely gift from @leon-xiv.bsky.social!
"I ne'er thought that big Hrothgar could be so sneaky, but as it turned out @XIVHroth (on twitter) is quite good at ambushes...
I still cannea walk."
#ff14nsfw #GPOSERSLEWD #xivlewd #xivnsfw #lalafellnsfw
I still cannea walk."
#ff14nsfw #GPOSERSLEWD #xivlewd #xivnsfw #lalafellnsfw
July 21, 2025 at 12:39 PM
"I ne'er thought that big Hrothgar could be so sneaky, but as it turned out @XIVHroth (on twitter) is quite good at ambushes...
I still cannea walk."
#ff14nsfw #GPOSERSLEWD #xivlewd #xivnsfw #lalafellnsfw
I still cannea walk."
#ff14nsfw #GPOSERSLEWD #xivlewd #xivnsfw #lalafellnsfw
"So as it turns out, making a bet that I can 'take it all', with somebody three times me size may not have been the best idea."
"Then again, I don't have to worry about an empty stomach for a while so..."
"Then again, I don't have to worry about an empty stomach for a while so..."
July 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
"So as it turns out, making a bet that I can 'take it all', with somebody three times me size may not have been the best idea."
"Then again, I don't have to worry about an empty stomach for a while so..."
"Then again, I don't have to worry about an empty stomach for a while so..."
"S-She wasn't lying when she said me guts would get remodeled. The claps were loud enough to wake the dead, an' I'm pretty sure I won't be walkin' fer a week..."
#GPOSERSLEWD #gposensfw #lalafellnsfw
#GPOSERSLEWD #gposensfw #lalafellnsfw
July 4, 2025 at 4:46 PM
"S-She wasn't lying when she said me guts would get remodeled. The claps were loud enough to wake the dead, an' I'm pretty sure I won't be walkin' fer a week..."
#GPOSERSLEWD #gposensfw #lalafellnsfw
#GPOSERSLEWD #gposensfw #lalafellnsfw
And this was the ref I used, which I would love to give proper credit to the artist, but google lens sucks and hates nsfw stuff so I can't find em >:(
June 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
And this was the ref I used, which I would love to give proper credit to the artist, but google lens sucks and hates nsfw stuff so I can't find em >:(
"I had a run-in with @the-wilfkoens.bsky.social
and found out how big they truly are..."
#ff14lewds #GPOSERSLEWD #GPOSERLEWD #lalafellnsfw
and found out how big they truly are..."
#ff14lewds #GPOSERSLEWD #GPOSERLEWD #lalafellnsfw
June 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
"I had a run-in with @the-wilfkoens.bsky.social
and found out how big they truly are..."
#ff14lewds #GPOSERSLEWD #GPOSERLEWD #lalafellnsfw
and found out how big they truly are..."
#ff14lewds #GPOSERSLEWD #GPOSERLEWD #lalafellnsfw