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Pint-sized Promiscuous Peddler
@promiscuouspeddler.bsky.social
Welcome to the after-dark version of a certain Lalafellin merchant.
🔞No minors allowed for degeneracy abounds in this place.

Lewd Lala who gposes sometimes and who is a big ol' yapper.
DMs/collabs open.
Alright, it's finally time to share this one. It was a dream come true to get a comm from the GOAT themself, Sparrow.

Featuring Wicked Thunder of course.
November 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
"So ye really shouldn't judge a coin purse by its outward appearance. Because, as it turned out,
@Gothmiddiegf's (Twitter) 'purse' was quite full and hefty indeed."
November 17, 2025 at 4:37 PM
"As it turns out, All Saints Wake is one o' Nophica's favorite holidays. Turns out harvest season really gets her uh... excited. Who would have thought?"

Many thanks to @_oiiomi_ (on Twitter) for the spooky season art!
October 31, 2025 at 9:56 AM
"At least I don't have ta worry about runnin' on an empty belly. Not that I can run, or walk for that matter..."
October 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
"I really need ta learn ta stop runnin' me mouth... Turns out, it's a fast way ta get turned into a sex-sleeve if ye act up around @xariawhitefang.bsky.social..."

#ff14lewd #xivnsfw #lalafellnsfw
October 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
It's about time I posted this comm, as it is one of my favorite commissions yet.

Done by the amazingly talented @Miloffff (on twitter) and featuring the lovely @xariawhitefang.bsky.social
October 14, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Turns out the 'weight of royalty' is quite literal, and quite sweaty... I am SUPER happy to show off this amazing piece by the goat themself, @borvar.bsky.social with Parere and Sphene with the Sphenis!
September 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
"By the time morning rolled around, I couldn't move an inch. Not just that, but I was given a nice long facial treatment courtesy o' his fat nuts."
September 27, 2025 at 8:48 AM
"As it turned out, @BoaBoa (On twitter) was not lying about his size in the least. In fact, I think he was sellin' himself short. Though I don't think he was fond o' me words at the time..." (1/2)

#ff14nsfw #ff14lewd
September 27, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Let's have a go at it!
September 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
"It was probably a bit rude o' me, but one look at @Retarsu's (on Twitter) tantalizing sweaty sack was all I needed ta dive right in, much to their surprise. But I don't think they minded in the end. I really could spend days under there, and I might just."
September 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
So here is a fun fact. Lalafellin women hunt in packs to compensate for their short stature.

@trashmooncat.bsky.social found that out firsthand, to a pelvis-shattering effect.
August 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
“And apparently, in the end they decided that it wasn’t enough, so off I was dragged with them ta experience more ‘justice’ later. I still cannae walk right…”

(3/3)
August 24, 2025 at 1:42 AM
“Though as it turned out, their brand o’ justice was a lot more primal than I thought by lookin’ at the sword. Though by the end, I was probably more sore than if I had indeed gotten into a scrap… the strange magic also made me body feel quite out of sorts."

(2/3)
August 24, 2025 at 1:42 AM
“I swear the gods must be laughing behind me back right now. Why else would I jus’ so happen ta stumble onto two folks lookin’ fer a short o’ stature thief with red hair? Tis cruel fate I tell ye!”

(1/3) with @MinnowsFFXIV’s (on Twitter) characters!

#GPOSERSLEWD #GPOSERNSFW #lalafellnsfw
August 24, 2025 at 1:42 AM
"Who would have thought the gentle an' kind Queen Sphene could be so rough in bed? Or... did I get her mixed up with the endless one? This is gettin' confusing..."

Lovely art done by the equally lovely
@loodolodo on twitter!

#ffxivnfsw #ffxivlewds #lalafellnsfw
August 21, 2025 at 4:45 PM
August 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
"Ye know... I'm startin' ta think I may jus' have a weakness fer balls. One look at Mira's pair was all it took fer me ta want ta spend all day polishing them."

#gposensfw #ffxivnfsw #lalafelllewd #lalafellnsfw
August 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
"Like a moth ta godsdamn flame, there is jus' something about giants that lures me in.

Maybe I just like pushing me limits..."

First pose of the backlog featuring @tekakwitha.bsky.social!

#ff14lewd #gposensfw #lalafellnsfw
August 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
"I think I know why the saying 'cheaters never win' came around. Still boggles me mind how I lost despite havin' cards up me sleeve, like how do I lose ta 'the heart o' the cards like that?!"

A lovely gift from @leon-xiv.bsky.social!
August 4, 2025 at 10:25 AM
"I ne'er thought that big Hrothgar could be so sneaky, but as it turned out @XIVHroth (on twitter) is quite good at ambushes...

I still cannea walk."

#ff14nsfw #GPOSERSLEWD #xivlewd #xivnsfw #lalafellnsfw
July 21, 2025 at 12:39 PM
"So as it turns out, making a bet that I can 'take it all', with somebody three times me size may not have been the best idea."

"Then again, I don't have to worry about an empty stomach for a while so..."
July 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
"S-She wasn't lying when she said me guts would get remodeled. The claps were loud enough to wake the dead, an' I'm pretty sure I won't be walkin' fer a week..."

#GPOSERSLEWD #gposensfw #lalafellnsfw
July 4, 2025 at 4:46 PM
And this was the ref I used, which I would love to give proper credit to the artist, but google lens sucks and hates nsfw stuff so I can't find em >:(
June 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
"I had a run-in with @the-wilfkoens.bsky.social
and found out how big they truly are..."

#ff14lewds #GPOSERSLEWD #GPOSERLEWD #lalafellnsfw
June 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM