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Pint-sized Promiscuous Peddler
@promiscuouspeddler.bsky.social
Welcome to the after-dark version of a certain Lalafellin merchant.
🔞No minors allowed for degeneracy abounds in this place.

Lewd Lala who gposes sometimes and who is a big ol' yapper.
DMs/collabs open.
Pinned
"Okay. I am fairly certain that I am weak ta Fae magic. Because I have nae other explanation fer how enamored I am with huffin,' suckin,' and smotherin' meself in Feo Ul's fat nuts."

"Fae magic. Jus' foul fae magic is all..."

Amazing comm from
@borvar.bsky.social!
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Flat is justice..
January 5, 2026 at 12:24 PM
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"Yer next line is: What the hell did ye do with me gil pouch?!"
January 5, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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lux picked the wrong (right?) cellmate!!!
January 5, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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Obelisk worshipping(anon com)
January 2, 2026 at 7:02 PM
"On... Dear gods, what day is it? Er, well on this day the twelve-- Bunny nuts. I huffed more bunny nuts. An' I am startin' ta think its affectin' me brain. But uh, let's see who it was this time..."

"Oh, for twelve fuckin' sake, it's that damn Garlebun."
January 2, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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Lalafell comm for @promiscuouspeddler
January 2, 2026 at 5:35 AM
"On the... Ah fuck, I cannae 'member which day it is anymore.

But someone did get me quite an' odd gift fer starlight. this day."

(1/2)
January 1, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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Lucky you, all your horny messages about ignoring the dangers of a feral bunny have found their way to the tomephone of one of her knotsluts. And silly you, you had your location data on! You don't even have to leave the comfort of your own home, you'll be bred in your own bed 🧡
December 30, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Bunny horsecock was a rather popular feature at the #MiyoriMarneMeetup as several shortstacks couldn't resist trying to fit it in all the way. And despite the challenges of such a snug fit, @healry-duff.bsky.social managed to hilt it all and get a thick helping of bunspunk in the process 🥕💦🧡
December 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
"On the fourth day of starlight, the Twelve did give to me...

A pretty goth Middie to feast on my peach!"

"And ye know what? It's a bout damn time someone did it!"
December 29, 2025 at 4:12 PM
"On the third day of Christmas, the Twelve gave to me...

A hefty pair of cumknockers to slobber on, from the biggest bun I have ever seen."

"Yeah, still not making these rhyme."

Another starlight pose featuring @Deevs_song on the other blue site.
December 29, 2025 at 12:51 PM
"On the second day o' starlight the twelve did give onto me...

A big pair of bunny nuts ta smooch an' huff, an' all together slobber o'er."

Another starlight pose featuring the gorgeous @legretta.bsky.social
December 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Happy holidays from your favorite jinglehoes~ Now come decorate these trees with some lipstick 🧡
December 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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O'ketraa wanted to be the tall one in the relationship for once.
#EorzeaPhotos #GPOSERS #BPOSE #BPOSERS #Hyur #Viera #Miqo'te #AenorPose #ArrianaPose #O'ketraaPose
December 24, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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(CW: Lalafell NSFW)

Ulfgrim having a fun christmas summer getaway with
@vannibattenberg.bsky.social and she's a handful to deal with!

Had a blast making this set, thanks so much Vanni ❤️

#ffxiv | #ffxivnsfw | #gposensfw | #gpose | #hrothgar | #lalafell | #nsfw | #lalafellnsfw | #lalansfw
December 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
"On the first day o' starlight, the twelve gave ta me...

Garlean taint ta lick.

...No donnae expect these ta rhyme."

First edited starlight pose with the lovely
@MinnowsPosing (On twitter.)
December 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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This account is going to be pretty much retired soon, as I'll be posting this short chubby hungslut over on my main instead!
So if you haven't yet, go follow @legretta.bsky.social because that's where the Novelle content will be from here on. Have a little size comparison between the two of them 🧡
December 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Barbarian babe
December 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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December 23, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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I'm gonna recommend unwrapping this one inside

🟇 #SyggPosting 🟇 #FFXIVNSFW 🟇 #GPosers 🟇 #FemRoe 🟇
December 22, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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/squat
December 22, 2025 at 5:34 AM
To follow up on my last post, if anyone wants the starlight MCDF's I made of Parere, you are more than welcome to em!

drive.google.com/drive/folder...
Holiday ones - Google Drive
drive.google.com
December 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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''Found this thing walking around, guys. Why don't you cheer them on?''
December 21, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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I finally hit a burst of energy, so I want to get something for Starlight done. Even more now since I made a cute af outfit.

Drop your goobers down below, and I might pick some to do a shot with. They probably won't be super heavy on the edits, just so I can get them done.
December 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
"A chill is in the air, snow is fallin' all around, an' folks are lightin' up thier fireplaces. It's that time o' the year again. So I shouldn't have ta explain what mistletoe means, should I? Why donnae we paint a landscape white as well~"

#ff14lewd #ff14nsfw #lalafellnsfw
December 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM