John Dortmunder
@prolly-knott.bsky.social
I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith
A world of adventure*!
December 31, 2025 at 10:13 PM
A world of adventure*!
Going through a depressive trough atm so not super-fixated musically, but the last two The Albums were that VIER collab and that Lasus album with the long title
December 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Going through a depressive trough atm so not super-fixated musically, but the last two The Albums were that VIER collab and that Lasus album with the long title
Makin totk objet
December 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Makin totk objet
That scene in Beetlejuice where he tricks a fly with a dugnut bar
December 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
That scene in Beetlejuice where he tricks a fly with a dugnut bar
Ohhhhhh those are tomatoes
December 25, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Ohhhhhh those are tomatoes
Knotting needles as controller
December 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Knotting needles as controller
I wouldn't count on that, but I bet you could format it for max annoyance
December 23, 2025 at 7:44 AM
I wouldn't count on that, but I bet you could format it for max annoyance
Like, annoying to put the post together?
December 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Like, annoying to put the post together?
Goldilocks and the Three Skill Caps
December 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Goldilocks and the Three Skill Caps
Or rather, vaporfare
December 16, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Or rather, vaporfare
Comida al vapor
December 16, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Comida al vapor
Not knowing Mega Man? Electrocious
December 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Not knowing Mega Man? Electrocious
More like nooooooooooo
December 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
More like nooooooooooo
Ok but am I secure?
December 11, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Ok but am I secure?
Asking the hard questions
December 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Asking the hard questions
Our first make-a-wish president
December 7, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Our first make-a-wish president
Bonus points for accidentally knitting Lenny Kravitz
December 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Bonus points for accidentally knitting Lenny Kravitz
Flesh Light Tramp Stamp
December 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Flesh Light Tramp Stamp
Mods, this fine
December 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Mods, this fine
Tim Kazurinski: we've got Rick Moranis at home
December 6, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Tim Kazurinski: we've got Rick Moranis at home
This edible type shit
December 5, 2025 at 8:02 AM
This edible type shit
It's as easy as killing birds
December 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
It's as easy as killing birds
Somehow you weren't this year despite heavy use of sorry i got huge
December 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Somehow you weren't this year despite heavy use of sorry i got huge