John Dortmunder
@prolly-knott.bsky.social
I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith
In 4 days, it'll be May 24th, 2016
February 5, 2026 at 6:24 AM
In 4 days, it'll be May 24th, 2016
Could easily also be fringe hippie ranting
February 2, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Could easily also be fringe hippie ranting
Yeah it's quite easy to find vertical features in a great many places
February 1, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Yeah it's quite easy to find vertical features in a great many places
Oh it's an absolute delight. I spend a fair amount of time thinking about "Session Three" these days
February 1, 2026 at 8:48 AM
Oh it's an absolute delight. I spend a fair amount of time thinking about "Session Three" these days
Makes me want to rewatch Vertical Features Remake
February 1, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Makes me want to rewatch Vertical Features Remake
This gonna sound crazy but losses are generally bad for laundering.
January 30, 2026 at 9:34 PM
This gonna sound crazy but losses are generally bad for laundering.
Went to google what enshittification means, scrolled past the ai assist and laxative ads, forgot what I was searching for, so I asked chatgpt for a definition and it told me I'm handsome, so
January 30, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Went to google what enshittification means, scrolled past the ai assist and laxative ads, forgot what I was searching for, so I asked chatgpt for a definition and it told me I'm handsome, so
They won't even astroturf it
January 30, 2026 at 4:05 PM
They won't even astroturf it
Why do they call it updog when you up the cold dog up out the dog rat the hot dog
January 30, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Why do they call it updog when you up the cold dog up out the dog rat the hot dog
Why do they call it updog when you up in the cold food up out the hot dog eat the dog
January 30, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Why do they call it updog when you up in the cold food up out the hot dog eat the dog
Disco Elysium guy, so ymmv, but Death Stranding was a game that pulled me out of quite a slump. TLoU is a go-to if I need to actually cry and not avoid feeling feelings. Stardew Valley if I'm having executive disfunction
January 27, 2026 at 7:35 AM
Disco Elysium guy, so ymmv, but Death Stranding was a game that pulled me out of quite a slump. TLoU is a go-to if I need to actually cry and not avoid feeling feelings. Stardew Valley if I'm having executive disfunction
Proud of you/what's your secret
January 26, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Proud of you/what's your secret
Gurl, same. I'm trying to channel it into something productive, but today it's mainly been a rock in my stomach.
January 25, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Gurl, same. I'm trying to channel it into something productive, but today it's mainly been a rock in my stomach.
Comice the goat
January 24, 2026 at 6:23 AM
Comice the goat
They're just ripping off Like A Dragon
January 24, 2026 at 4:25 AM
They're just ripping off Like A Dragon
But also it's why they broke the 1000 miles into 2 chucks of 500 (cause they had to rest their feet)
January 23, 2026 at 5:26 AM
But also it's why they broke the 1000 miles into 2 chucks of 500 (cause they had to rest their feet)
Speedrunning the ending of In the Penal Colony by Franz Kafka
January 23, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Speedrunning the ending of In the Penal Colony by Franz Kafka
proclaimersmaxxing
January 23, 2026 at 4:42 AM
proclaimersmaxxing
You've finally assumed skeleton form, bravo
January 21, 2026 at 1:07 AM
You've finally assumed skeleton form, bravo
Nastaliq? In this economy?
January 16, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Nastaliq? In this economy?
It's my emotional support freikorps
January 15, 2026 at 8:11 AM
It's my emotional support freikorps
Solid work, bro
January 14, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Solid work, bro