Have you even been gaarfd?
June 4, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Have you even been gaarfd?
Watching Blue Velvet on VHS as a freshman in my college's undergrad video library section was a profound moment for me. RIP to a real (strange) one!
January 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Watching Blue Velvet on VHS as a freshman in my college's undergrad video library section was a profound moment for me. RIP to a real (strange) one!
ME: Hey, AI, write me a plot for a movie about a garbage man who tries his hand at stand-up comedy, failing miserably until a third arm mysteriously grows from his back.
AI: Sorry, already been made.
AI: Sorry, already been made.
December 17, 2024 at 12:54 AM
ME: Hey, AI, write me a plot for a movie about a garbage man who tries his hand at stand-up comedy, failing miserably until a third arm mysteriously grows from his back.
AI: Sorry, already been made.
AI: Sorry, already been made.
🎶 Come spend the night inside my...
December 13, 2024 at 2:36 AM
🎶 Come spend the night inside my...
There’s a market in everything. Including the chair liners at the podiatrist office.
December 12, 2024 at 2:56 PM
There’s a market in everything. Including the chair liners at the podiatrist office.
how about Ed McMahon?
November 16, 2024 at 2:54 AM
how about Ed McMahon?
write me a poem about american football in the style of Carl Sandburg:
Big shoulders clashing like storm-fronts under Friday night lights,
the young muscle and hustle—
tight-packed, helmet-to-helmet,
moving like a fist, pounding downfield.
Big shoulders clashing like storm-fronts under Friday night lights,
the young muscle and hustle—
tight-packed, helmet-to-helmet,
moving like a fist, pounding downfield.
November 15, 2024 at 3:35 AM
write me a poem about american football in the style of Carl Sandburg:
Big shoulders clashing like storm-fronts under Friday night lights,
the young muscle and hustle—
tight-packed, helmet-to-helmet,
moving like a fist, pounding downfield.
Big shoulders clashing like storm-fronts under Friday night lights,
the young muscle and hustle—
tight-packed, helmet-to-helmet,
moving like a fist, pounding downfield.
🤘Twin-flute attack🤘
September 19, 2024 at 2:08 AM
🤘Twin-flute attack🤘
the English<>Spanish translations on that site are entertaining
April 11, 2024 at 1:30 AM
the English<>Spanish translations on that site are entertaining