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November 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Ok, I did the thing. Let's get stupid.
In glorious Smell-O-Rama!
#7 is body odor
#7 is body odor
Scent of Mystery (1986 TV Broadcast): Odor Cue Compilation
YouTube video by Jas Brooks
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July 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM
In glorious Smell-O-Rama!
#7 is body odor
#7 is body odor
Have you even been gaarfd?
June 4, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Have you even been gaarfd?
Watching Blue Velvet on VHS as a freshman in my college's undergrad video library section was a profound moment for me. RIP to a real (strange) one!
January 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Watching Blue Velvet on VHS as a freshman in my college's undergrad video library section was a profound moment for me. RIP to a real (strange) one!
I'd like to be able to search Patreon by tier amount, so that I could find 5 $1 creators to support vs. 1 $5 creator.
January 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I'd like to be able to search Patreon by tier amount, so that I could find 5 $1 creators to support vs. 1 $5 creator.
Palance sings!
Is he overenunciating, or is that just how he sings/talks?
Is he overenunciating, or is that just how he sings/talks?
xxPorter Wagoner Show w Jack Palance Segment100 18 20 00 21 20
YouTube video by Janie Tunstall
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January 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Palance sings!
Is he overenunciating, or is that just how he sings/talks?
Is he overenunciating, or is that just how he sings/talks?
Jimmy Carter, as governor, on What's My Line. And, no, he does not recruit nuns.
Take a look at President Jimmy Carter BEFORE he was President | What's My Line
YouTube video by BUZZR
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January 2, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Jimmy Carter, as governor, on What's My Line. And, no, he does not recruit nuns.
I was pleasantly surprised to find that the most unexpected thing about Bum Farto was not his name; but that Charles Addams — yes, the creator of The Addams Family — was one of the volume purchasers of novelty t-shirts created after Farto mysteriously disappeared.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bum_Far...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bum_Far...
January 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I was pleasantly surprised to find that the most unexpected thing about Bum Farto was not his name; but that Charles Addams — yes, the creator of The Addams Family — was one of the volume purchasers of novelty t-shirts created after Farto mysteriously disappeared.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bum_Far...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bum_Far...
Just learning about Grady Martin. Country music session player extraordinaire. Player of a '52 Bigsby Doubleneck. (Unfortunately, he only plays the top neck at the very end of the video.) Who knew the doubleneck had such a history?
Grady Martin and his Paul Bigsby guitar! - Solos & Improvisation NEW!
YouTube video by Solo Flight West
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January 1, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Just learning about Grady Martin. Country music session player extraordinaire. Player of a '52 Bigsby Doubleneck. (Unfortunately, he only plays the top neck at the very end of the video.) Who knew the doubleneck had such a history?
The White Lotus is just The Love Boat for our times.
December 17, 2024 at 1:09 AM
The White Lotus is just The Love Boat for our times.
ME: Hey, AI, write me a plot for a movie about a garbage man who tries his hand at stand-up comedy, failing miserably until a third arm mysteriously grows from his back.
AI: Sorry, already been made.
AI: Sorry, already been made.
December 17, 2024 at 12:54 AM
ME: Hey, AI, write me a plot for a movie about a garbage man who tries his hand at stand-up comedy, failing miserably until a third arm mysteriously grows from his back.
AI: Sorry, already been made.
AI: Sorry, already been made.
🎶 Come spend the night inside my...
December 13, 2024 at 2:36 AM
🎶 Come spend the night inside my...
There’s a market in everything. Including the chair liners at the podiatrist office.
December 12, 2024 at 2:56 PM
There’s a market in everything. Including the chair liners at the podiatrist office.
Come for the wizard's sleeves, but stay for the bassoon
The Move - The Words of Aaron (The Old Grey Whistle Test 1971) HD
YouTube video by tony713elo
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November 28, 2024 at 3:07 AM
Come for the wizard's sleeves, but stay for the bassoon
write me a poem about american football in the style of Carl Sandburg:
Big shoulders clashing like storm-fronts under Friday night lights,
the young muscle and hustle—
tight-packed, helmet-to-helmet,
moving like a fist, pounding downfield.
Big shoulders clashing like storm-fronts under Friday night lights,
the young muscle and hustle—
tight-packed, helmet-to-helmet,
moving like a fist, pounding downfield.
November 15, 2024 at 3:35 AM
write me a poem about american football in the style of Carl Sandburg:
Big shoulders clashing like storm-fronts under Friday night lights,
the young muscle and hustle—
tight-packed, helmet-to-helmet,
moving like a fist, pounding downfield.
Big shoulders clashing like storm-fronts under Friday night lights,
the young muscle and hustle—
tight-packed, helmet-to-helmet,
moving like a fist, pounding downfield.
"Second prize is a set of steak knives."
Me: Sounds pretty good.
Me: Sounds pretty good.
November 12, 2024 at 2:40 AM
"Second prize is a set of steak knives."
Me: Sounds pretty good.
Me: Sounds pretty good.
Is there a place on this fine app to find different filters? Like for adult content, AI-generated art. (I have those two.)
October 20, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Is there a place on this fine app to find different filters? Like for adult content, AI-generated art. (I have those two.)
🤘Twin-flute attack🤘
September 19, 2024 at 2:08 AM
🤘Twin-flute attack🤘
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September 12, 2024 at 7:33 PM
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Not AI: “Side two contains the 22-minute track "Eruption", a loose rock adaptation of the tale of Orpheus and Euridice from the opera Euridice by Italian composer Jacopo Peri. The track is in fifteen distinct sections, and the suite opens with an uncredited melody from L'Orfeo by Monteverdi.”
September 12, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Not AI: “Side two contains the 22-minute track "Eruption", a loose rock adaptation of the tale of Orpheus and Euridice from the opera Euridice by Italian composer Jacopo Peri. The track is in fifteen distinct sections, and the suite opens with an uncredited melody from L'Orfeo by Monteverdi.”
@reclinernotes.bsky.social This might be too nuts even for me. I like it....but I don't like it. And why is it on a skateboard?
Pinky☆ is a severed-finger mascot for the upcoming mascot-management game, Promise Mascot Agency. She enjoys knives, annoying her boss and chasing her dreams.
September 11, 2024 at 4:08 PM
@reclinernotes.bsky.social This might be too nuts even for me. I like it....but I don't like it. And why is it on a skateboard?
Studies show that studies show
July 26, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Studies show that studies show