Metaphor. If there were literal parties, my invites were lost in the mail.

I spent the entire hour long commute parsing and attempting to reconstruct the script in my head.

I wonder what it's like to have a life.

Yeah, sort of a Dexy's Midnight Runners thing.

"Hello Zarquon from the Time of the Four Angles"
"That's better"

Well, any minority Republican. "Bonfire of the Vanities" master of the universe above all else. In fact, instead of all else.

What are the rents like

Never discount the power of a good "bonk."

I'm Not Supposed To Care...but I do ;)

It bothers me because our side is supposed to be comprised of critical thinkers but instead it appears to be a different kind of ragepost hivemind.

At least ONLINE. The doers actually KNOW who's to blame.

This was a goddamn Kobiyashi Maru of a situation but armchair quarterbacks just want to ignore the real culprits for this whole situation because they're blameless.

It's all Murc's law, all the time with some asshats.

Close ups of hands fidgeting, feet twitching, eyes narrowed, in oddball panel arrangements

"You know... morons."