Pat Roisen
proisen.bsky.social
Pat Roisen
@proisen.bsky.social
Science Teacher, punster, professional Devil's Advocate
Please don't call this phone number with fake tips, that would be naughty
Y’all know what to do
April 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
They don't want you to read about how people fought for civil rights, probably because they don't want you to read about how to beat them
March 20, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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March 19, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Wow. All but five states have lower GDP than the San Francisco Bay Area.
March 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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"dei medal" you might as well just put "n*gger medal" because that's what they mean to say
This is blood-boiling. Charles Rogers was awarded the Medal of Honor in Vietnam after being wounded three times leading the defense of a position.

Google his name and the entry below comes up. When you click, you'll see the page has been deleted and the URL changed to include "DEI medal."
March 16, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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March 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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March 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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March 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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The US once benefitted from autocrats chasing away scientists and academics from Europe, now somewhere else will benefit from autocrats doing the same thing in the US. Shame.
March 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Stand up for Science!
#StandUpForScience
March 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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They want to keep it quiet, so you know what to do.
Trump: Gutting National Parks—And Hiding the Evidence

National parks hit 331M visits, but Trump officials don’t want you to know. A leaked memo bans the Park Service from promoting the numbers—while firing rangers, closing visitor centers, and cutting safety.

This won’t go well—we love our parks.
March 9, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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“The American military is so back tip of the spear warfighter lethality”

Also

“Lemme put on my makeup on my entire face first.”
March 9, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Donald Trump promised to lower food prices.

Instead, he fired the experts in charge of containing the bird flu.

Yep – the same bird flu that’s part of the reason egg prices are surging.
March 9, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Apparently, the 6 figure salaries they're getting as gov't employees is "a small fraction." Am I the only one or does that seem to suggest that private companies are far less efficient, and gov't is MORE efficient if they can get the same "value" for less cost? (I'd argue these guys aren't a value)
We are preparing to release a detailed breakdown of Musk staffers’ incomes by employee.

Musk’s justification is that “the software engineers at DOGE could be earning millions of dollars a year” but are instead earning a small fraction of that as federal employees.
March 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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NEW: I helped Brian Krebs trace the background of one of Elon Musk's top loyalists, Branden Spikes, head of IT at X, who spent 2 mo at DOGE. Spikes and his ex-wife were involved with Russian diaspora websites and groups linked to pro-Kremlin KSORS players, Russian state media while he was at SpaceX.
March 7, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I love the name of this bill, the pettiness warms my heart
More of this! We all know this won’t pass but this is a line in the sand and a great talking point.

/cc @shasti.bsky.social
What a wonderful idea…👇

Let’s. Do. This. ✨
March 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Wow. Just look at how slavish his followers are
The ability to control mass party opinion this directly is unlike anything I’ve really seen in my time covering politics.
wow. they're like actually braindead
March 8, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Celebrate International Women's Day by interrupting men with your unsolicited opinions and taking credit for their work. If they get upset about it, be sure to tell them that they sound hysterical and should smile more.
March 8, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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I love this photo that @melissabender.bsky.social captured of me at the #standupforscience rally yesterday in NYC. I wonder if I could make this my official faculty photo lol @jackiantonovich.bsky.social @kimberlywheiman.bsky.social @archaeoscape.bsky.social @sarahruncie.bsky.social
March 8, 2025 at 12:50 PM
This is what happens when you hire children to do adult work
March 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Next SOU, the Dems should sneak in bluetooth speakers and just play recordings of GOP yells of "You lie!" "Liar!" and, if they can find appropriate times, "You put them there!" Keep switching which speaker is playing (with many hidden on the GOP side) and watch Trump fume at his own party's words.
That is exactly true.
March 8, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Bluesky, why can't we delete a post? I saw a post on the War in Ukraine that had info I didn't know, so I went to repost it. As I did so, I noted the 'quote' option said something like it was disabled. Seconds later, I thought that could mean it was BS, but I can't delete it to prevent misinfo
March 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Tadaa.
March 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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In today's episode, we check in on the Stand Up for Science rallies that spread to 32 cities.

Listen here 🎧:

buff.ly/YgplAQ4
March 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
This is such a core concept of our democratic system of government. They are our REPRESENTATIVES, not our leaders, not the people who tell US what to do. If they can't handle people saying "Your decisions are wrong," then quit the job.
@aoc.bsky.social: "You have a right to see your elected member of Congress... Our job is to hear from people. And if you aren't doing town halls because your own residents and members of your community are upset with what you're doing, the answer is you’ve got to own your decisions."
March 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM