Beth Quitslund
@profqueue.bsky.social
Ren/Ref English literature professor and petty bureaucrat. Likes books, bibles, cats, doggerel, shiny objects. Wife, mom, friend to humans. Low-emoji vibe. Professional DMs only.
Oh sugar. I paid the damn $10 for the tea.
November 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Oh sugar. I paid the damn $10 for the tea.
Now I have a mental gif of Bovino sending out the ICE bandits with "On the bounce, soldier!"
November 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Now I have a mental gif of Bovino sending out the ICE bandits with "On the bounce, soldier!"
You have just identified a Christmas present for my kid (which I will then borrow).
November 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
You have just identified a Christmas present for my kid (which I will then borrow).
Really sorry--losing a pet is losing a pet, scales, or feathers or fur.
November 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Really sorry--losing a pet is losing a pet, scales, or feathers or fur.
I believe the technical term for this is "ratfucking."
November 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I believe the technical term for this is "ratfucking."
Huh. I was expressing a sense of horrified responsibility as an American even though I personally worked hard to try to prevent Trump's election three times. I was definitely not saying that everyone has the same relationship to American identity.
November 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Huh. I was expressing a sense of horrified responsibility as an American even though I personally worked hard to try to prevent Trump's election three times. I was definitely not saying that everyone has the same relationship to American identity.
From his mouth to the voters' ears.
November 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
From his mouth to the voters' ears.
Reposted by Beth Quitslund
the first rule of Dunning-Kruger club is you don't know you're in the Dunning-Kruger club
November 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
the first rule of Dunning-Kruger club is you don't know you're in the Dunning-Kruger club
He is, however, still polling ahead of the D candidate. ☹️
November 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
He is, however, still polling ahead of the D candidate. ☹️
Otoh some people feel like there is some larger community.
November 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Otoh some people feel like there is some larger community.
Jesus. The whole damn country has this on our conscience, however we voted.
November 9, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Jesus. The whole damn country has this on our conscience, however we voted.
Would it be fair to say the original headline writer was fired? Please?
November 5, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Would it be fair to say the original headline writer was fired? Please?
I hope no one dressed up for Halloween as an unidentifiable dead guy. It would be really hard to prove what it did not refer to.
November 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I hope no one dressed up for Halloween as an unidentifiable dead guy. It would be really hard to prove what it did not refer to.
Best subscription choice I have made in years!
October 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Best subscription choice I have made in years!
"Personality-driven content" is one way of saying "not news or reasoned opinion," I guess
October 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM
"Personality-driven content" is one way of saying "not news or reasoned opinion," I guess
No, see, someone else deploying the Great Communicator against us is national rhetorical security crisis
October 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
No, see, someone else deploying the Great Communicator against us is national rhetorical security crisis