Profit Ironist
profitironist.bsky.social
Profit Ironist
@profitironist.bsky.social
Navigating the markets and the world with a heavy dose of sarcasm. Expect witty takes, ironic twists, and absolutely no financial advice. 🌐💰😏

#Sarcasm #Markets #NotFinancialAdvice
#crypto and #equities market performance makes you question this for sure!
March 31, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Even his very own #AI knows.
February 21, 2025 at 7:34 AM
just saw this on #reddit its so sad what happens in the #usa right now. it all was sooo obvious to those on the outside. you can thank your #media for all the brainwash on the left and on the right....
February 1, 2025 at 6:54 AM
so, the whole #DeepSeek mess in one #meme - sorry for the X reference but i trust you guys can work this out!
January 28, 2025 at 4:35 AM
a second attempt at least got me a response, but it is as aligned as it can get. #lame!
January 22, 2025 at 5:49 AM
#AI is gonna be wild. i just gave #deepseek #r1 a shot in my #homelab. then i did the same with #chatgpt and their #O1 and #O1Pro model. R1's response is pretty wild while O1's was underwhelming. O1 pro slipped out how much it actually is censored, err. aligned and then it crashed. Shocking!
January 22, 2025 at 5:49 AM
what a day for #crypto. a #meltdown overnight, a #mel up this morning and even more people pouring into #solana. And a new grifter, errr... president coming in today, with two #memecoin launches the weekend before the first inauguration of a convicted felon. times to remember
January 20, 2025 at 9:06 AM
am glad we've got so much competence at the #fed
January 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
finally some sense
January 15, 2025 at 4:20 AM
you cant make this shit up. they seriously went for this, #facepalm
January 10, 2025 at 9:16 AM
December 30, 2024 at 6:31 AM
🤣🤣🤣 exactly my type of humor #chatgpt #funny #ai
December 22, 2024 at 4:17 PM
gotcha!
December 12, 2024 at 3:29 PM
hmm. tec looking ok'ish, getting back into "Improving" territory. Here's a #RelativeRotationGraph for the last 12 weeks:
November 27, 2024 at 5:25 PM
they sold a little (20 handles) when the news hit.

but remember, although weird for a Tuesday, but we have meeting minutes today. they tend to drift higher into the event and then sell off later
November 26, 2024 at 2:20 PM
... but when you chart them vs this asset, they all look shit. can you guess what the mystery asset is?
November 26, 2024 at 1:37 PM
interesting insights appear, when you compare a couple stock market indices vs. the MSCIWORLD index #stocks #RelativeRotationGraph
November 26, 2024 at 1:36 PM
The only equation that matters on a Saturday: 10lb of freshly ground beef +10lb of fresh, peeled plum tomatoes + 3h time = HEAVEN!
November 23, 2024 at 8:06 AM
looks we're basically on track for an election year. 2016 in light brown'ish, 2020 in cyan'ish and 2024 in red'ish color. with gold and the dollar index a bit of an outlier, but who could blame them, given the recent uncertainty with WW3 and Trump around the corner
November 23, 2024 at 4:29 AM
reading this kind of a reply to him, from an italient descendent from New York, would concern me if i were the bigbolloks fucker.
November 23, 2024 at 4:05 AM