Profit Ironist
profitironist.bsky.social
Profit Ironist
@profitironist.bsky.social
Navigating the markets and the world with a heavy dose of sarcasm. Expect witty takes, ironic twists, and absolutely no financial advice. 🌐💰😏

#Sarcasm #Markets #NotFinancialAdvice
#crypto and #equities market performance makes you question this for sure!
March 31, 2025 at 12:01 PM
i mean its obvious, that there are mostly #idiots in the #Trump admin, but some are even more moronic. Asked what to do against the high #egg prices, Trumps Secretary of Agriculture tells us to raise chickens in your own backyard x.com/factpostnews...
FactPost on X: "Trump’s Secretary of Agriculture says Americans should just get their own chickens in their backyards if they’re mad about high egg prices https://t.co/2231L8YhJ3" / X
Trump’s Secretary of Agriculture says Americans should just get their own chickens in their backyards if they’re mad about high egg prices https://t.co/2231L8YhJ3
x.com
March 4, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Even his very own #AI knows.
February 21, 2025 at 7:34 AM
good share from @mcuban.bsky.social here. i highly recommend this gem from Andrej Karpathy (co-founder of #openai) www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xTG...

it should explain why this isnt #AGI anytime soon
February 19, 2025 at 6:59 AM
intersting that #musk wants to "raise" more funds at a $44bn valuation, which is the exact same number he bought it for. this can only mean he wants to sell his own stake to a poor bidder. the fucker wants out!!
www.reuters.com/technology/m...
Musk's X in talks to raise money at a $44 billion valuation, Bloomberg News reports
Elon Musk's social media company X is in talks to raise money from investors at a $44 billion valuation, Bloomberg News reported on Wednesday, citing people familiar with the matter.
www.reuters.com
February 19, 2025 at 6:49 AM
#Ukraine #War explained in one sentence: Trump: I want Ukraine to give us rare earths. #trump
February 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM
just saw this on #reddit its so sad what happens in the #usa right now. it all was sooo obvious to those on the outside. you can thank your #media for all the brainwash on the left and on the right....
February 1, 2025 at 6:54 AM
so, the whole #DeepSeek mess in one #meme - sorry for the X reference but i trust you guys can work this out!
January 28, 2025 at 4:35 AM
i just thought about this #tiktok ban and i think i solved the #conspiracy. tiktok was banned and closed shop for a day. bytedance knew this would happen. now, they play hardball and say the dont want to sell but they already prepared the whole thing to sell. the down time was used to deploy...
January 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
#AI is gonna be wild. i just gave #deepseek #r1 a shot in my #homelab. then i did the same with #chatgpt and their #O1 and #O1Pro model. R1's response is pretty wild while O1's was underwhelming. O1 pro slipped out how much it actually is censored, err. aligned and then it crashed. Shocking!
January 22, 2025 at 5:49 AM
what a day for #crypto. a #meltdown overnight, a #mel up this morning and even more people pouring into #solana. And a new grifter, errr... president coming in today, with two #memecoin launches the weekend before the first inauguration of a convicted felon. times to remember
January 20, 2025 at 9:06 AM
$BTC at previous all time highs, fucking hell, what a night #crypto #bitcoin #ath
January 20, 2025 at 6:55 AM
am glad we've got so much competence at the #fed
January 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
finally some sense
January 15, 2025 at 4:20 AM
if the #wildfire in #losangeles should teach us anything, then that its about time to stop using wood frame houses, particularly in regions with frequent fires! its insane how this is still a thing. same thing in regions with #hurricanes! www.tiktok.com/@misssamarra...
As architect, I would never live in wildfire area like LA but in Concrete house ! spending extra thousand $ on materials that can help keep the less damages in wildfires, hurricane and any nature dis...
TikTok video by Miss Samarraya
www.tiktok.com
January 12, 2025 at 3:56 AM
you cant make this shit up. they seriously went for this, #facepalm
January 10, 2025 at 9:16 AM
now that was a bit of an underwhelming bummer, huh? #fed #meetingminutes
seeing so much buying in the #equities. but no real pop yet. on a #fed #meetingminutes day? - god, i love a good #conspiracy!
January 8, 2025 at 7:06 PM
seeing so much buying in the #equities. but no real pop yet. on a #fed #meetingminutes day? - god, i love a good #conspiracy!
January 8, 2025 at 3:40 PM
quite the volatility in #equities and #crypto, loving it! high vol = high opportunity
January 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
any mob at the capitol yet? #justasking
January 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
wishing everyone a Happy New Year #HNY!

May 2025 bring #health, #peace and #success to everyone aiming for it and may it fuck up those who try to harm others.

Fortune favors the bold, so go out there and shoot for the #stars, be bold! I know you got this.

And fuck New Year resolutions!
January 1, 2025 at 5:05 AM
December 30, 2024 at 6:31 AM
🤣🤣🤣 exactly my type of humor #chatgpt #funny #ai
December 22, 2024 at 4:17 PM
interesting to see, #BTC up, US #Stocks more on the short side. only #NDX trying to hang in there. particularly the #Russell and #Dow are looking shit, last couple days
December 13, 2024 at 5:43 PM