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Professor Ry
@professor-ry.bsky.social
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I'm usually adjacent to more interesting people. Sometimes I make things, but usually I don't. I was never cool. No minors.
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GUESS WHAT IDIOTS IT'S FROG WATCH!

Status: Blurry and Teeny Tiny
A blurry photo of a very tiny frog, maybe the size of a nickel
September 29, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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FROG WATCH!

Status: Tiny
A picture of a small, green frog sticking to a brick wall
August 4, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Akuma showing up in other games to just to punch things is delightful.
Patch note saying that Akuma has been added as an NPC in Monster Hunter Wilds
May 27, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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A comic in which Pimble Lemonhead reveals that sometimes he kind of wants to die on the toilet. He is thanked for this.
April 23, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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A comic in which the narrator introduces a man named Pimble Lemonhead who declares that we need to slay God and usurp the throne. The narrator thanks him.
April 22, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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Last three. Everyone go home.
A comic called "2 Lewd Deeds" where the dewds agree that they like the tidd and that the tidd is good. Gavin asks Bello what he's been up to and Beppo says not much and there is an awkward pause and Gavin says me neither and it's relatable Something something Mr. Yummy
December 5, 2024 at 6:36 AM
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I only have a few more of these so I'm just gonna unceremoniously dump them right now in the middle of the night. I've run out of them. My task is completed.
Mr. Yummy is a cat now. Gavin disapproves. Mr. Yummy shows Beppo that he is a cat now. Beppo is not allowed to leave. Mr. Yummy swaps faces with Beppo. Beppo hates it.
December 5, 2024 at 6:36 AM
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Woof
A crudely drawn four panel comic in which Cranston tells Gavin that he's had an awful day. Gavin asks what happened. Cranston tells Gavin he woke up. Gavin does not know how to proceed.
December 4, 2024 at 4:15 PM
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Parts 5 - 8 of the Sadbot saga. I'm sorry for this.
A crudely drawn four panel comic in which Sadbot ruminates on the possibility that there is more to his existence then he can understand. Or maybe the gods are testing him somehow. He pauses. He wonders if perhaps the gods are just cruel. A crudely drawn for panel comic in which Sadbot ruminates on his inability to reprogram himself. He must be shut down for repairs and modifications. None remain to shut him down. He cannot self terminate. A crudely drawn four panel comic in which Sadbot merely states that he still functions. A crudely drawn four panel comic in which Sadbot is inactive. His eyes have grown dark.
December 3, 2024 at 4:43 PM
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Parts 1 - 4 of the Sadbot Saga
A crudely drawn four panel comic in which a robot wishes it could feel the warmth of human skin, the intimacy of holding a loved one. But unfortunately he only possesses cold, metal claws. It damns the claws. A crudely drawn four panel comic in which Sadbot wishes it could eat food and experience a plethora of tastes and flavors. But his metal body is incapable of such things. It is incapable of so much. A crudely drawn four panel comic in which Sadbot ruminates on how he was created in his creator's own mental self image. To think and feel as they do. But his gods are dead. He is alone. A crudely drawn four panel comic in which Sadbot ruminates on how his gods destroyed themselves. How his function was to serve them. Has he failed.
December 2, 2024 at 4:03 PM
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There's no translation, by the way. It is intentional nonsense.
A crudely drawn four panel comic in which a large eyeball speaks to Gavin in an unknown tongue. Gavin only manages an "um". The eyeball continues to speak as Gavin stares at you, the reader.
December 1, 2024 at 4:08 PM
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Dunno why I made this one. It was a few years ago. A different time. But I'd probably do it again when one least expects it.
A crudely drawn four panel comic in which the large face tells Beppo it wishes to show him something. It tells Beppo to be sure to look as he opens its mouth. From its mouth comes what appears to be a copy of Beppo. The copy is attached to some kind of tube or cable coming out of the face's mouth. The Beppo clone's mouth is agape, it's eyes white. Beppo is upset and closes his eyes. The face tells him not to look away and to etch it into his mind.
November 30, 2024 at 12:32 PM
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I've been kinda picking and choosing here, but I have like 13 posts for these left and then that's it. There's a multi-part ahead that I'm just gonna bundle as two posts.
A crudely drawn four panel comic in which Beppo tells Mr. Yummy that he might relate to other people better if he was on their level. Mr. Yummy agrees to give it a shot and proceeds to shrink down his legs until he is Beppo's height. He tells Beppo to begin relating to him. Beppo is disturbed.
November 28, 2024 at 2:38 PM
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I'm sure I had a reason for making this when I did.
A crudely drawn four panel comic in which Cranston is asking a large face who they are. The face replies that perhaps it is god or perhaps it is no one at all. Either way, Cranston tells the face that it's freaking out and he would like it to leave.
November 27, 2024 at 4:12 PM
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This is the one where they were upside down, I guess
A crudely drawn four panel comic in which Gavin and Gorbold are upside down. Gavin is scared. However, Gorbold tells Gavin to embrace the fear, as it is fear that drives us a society to advance.
November 26, 2024 at 3:58 PM
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Get his ass, Gorbold
A crudely drawn four panel comic in which Mr. Yummy expresses dissatisfaction with people these days and how they don't want to talk anymore. Gorbold posits that perhaps nobody wants to talk to Mr. Yummy specifically and that he's boring and nobody wants to listen to him complain. Mr. Yummy does not appreciate this and declares that he is interesting and creative and smart, and that Gorbold can go screw himself and is a pleb.
November 25, 2024 at 3:54 PM
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Ha ha, yowza
A crudely drawn four panel comic in which Gavin asks Cranston if he would change anything if he could live his life over again. Cranston reveals he would change everything.
November 24, 2024 at 2:36 PM
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Gavin.
A crudely drawn four panel comic in which Gavin tells Beppo that he pet a cute dog today. Beppo looks at Gavin as if to take note of his lack of arms. Beppo asks Gavin how he pet the dog. He asks again as Gavin is filled with something like nervousness.
November 23, 2024 at 3:09 PM
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I don't make the rules
A crudely drawn four panel comic in which Beppo asks Mr. Yummy if someone can redeem themselves after doing something bad. Mr. Yummy explains that people are beyond redemption after doing something wrong. That is, unless you had a sad childhood in which case you can do whatever you want.
November 22, 2024 at 3:34 PM
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Aw...
A crudely drawn four panel comic in which Mr. Yummy announces that he is subverting expectations by beginning the comic with a zoom in. Beppo asks about the possibility of people having no expectations for the comic. This brings sadness.
November 21, 2024 at 4:29 AM
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I'm about halfway through these things, after that I'll probably go dormant. So there's that.
A crudely drawn four panel comic in which Beppo tells Mr. Yummy that he gets awkward in social situations. Mr. Yummy tells Beppo that he's in a social situation at that very moment. Beppo grows silent.
November 20, 2024 at 5:23 AM
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No! I've changed my mind! Go BACK!
A crudely drawn four panel comic in which Beppo asks Mr. Yummy how he likes the new floor. Mr. Yummy says it's alright but they could be bolder. Thus they transform into cursed, beautiful forms. Mr. Yummy proclaims it to be better. He is wrong.
November 19, 2024 at 4:15 PM
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Progress at last
A crudely drawn four panel comic in which Gavin reveals to Beppo that they are getting an art evolution. There is now a floor, represented with just a line near the bottom of the panel. Beppo is disappointed.
November 19, 2024 at 4:12 AM
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A lonely wind blows, carrying with it whispers of what you left behind
A crudely drawn four panel comic in which the first two panels are empty only for Mr. Yummy to partially appear from the side to tell you that there is no joke or payoff in the comic. But rather, only hollow and unfulfilling sorrow.
November 18, 2024 at 2:51 PM
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My beloved saucer boy. The whole darn line. I don't know why it's my favorite. It just is.

Honorable mentions to Crobat, Flygon, Metagross, Tyranitar, and hell Baxcalibur because he reminds me of Ultraman Kaiju. There's lots of cool Pokemon.
My beloved saucer boy, Magnezone
November 18, 2024 at 12:08 PM