Professor Ry
@professor-ry.bsky.social
I'm usually adjacent to more interesting people. Sometimes I make things, but usually I don't. I was never cool. No minors.
And thus do I add hot water to the cup of noodles, for I have become the chef
December 8, 2025 at 9:25 AM
And thus do I add hot water to the cup of noodles, for I have become the chef
What is an exclamation point if not a capital 1?
December 6, 2025 at 9:03 AM
What is an exclamation point if not a capital 1?
Some folks say their body is a temple. Well my body is a prison, and everyone has a death sentence.
December 3, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Some folks say their body is a temple. Well my body is a prison, and everyone has a death sentence.
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Ugh, friggin' Thanksgiving...
*I glance over at the TV and see the Pokemon balloon in the parade*
PIKACHU EEVEE!
*In a sudden festive frenzy I rip the turkey from the oven. I rush outside and punt it across the yard before roaring to the heavens*
*I glance over at the TV and see the Pokemon balloon in the parade*
PIKACHU EEVEE!
*In a sudden festive frenzy I rip the turkey from the oven. I rush outside and punt it across the yard before roaring to the heavens*
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Ugh, friggin' Thanksgiving...
*I glance over at the TV and see the Pokemon balloon in the parade*
PIKACHU EEVEE!
*In a sudden festive frenzy I rip the turkey from the oven. I rush outside and punt it across the yard before roaring to the heavens*
*I glance over at the TV and see the Pokemon balloon in the parade*
PIKACHU EEVEE!
*In a sudden festive frenzy I rip the turkey from the oven. I rush outside and punt it across the yard before roaring to the heavens*
In my opinion, any kind of pitch can be enhanced by bursting out of a cake directly beforehand. This is how you thrive in the business.
November 19, 2025 at 12:29 PM
In my opinion, any kind of pitch can be enhanced by bursting out of a cake directly beforehand. This is how you thrive in the business.
*Saxophone music starts playing*
The biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig city
The biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig city
November 5, 2025 at 9:33 AM
*Saxophone music starts playing*
The biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig city
The biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig city
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#Drogune is FINALLY happening!
My original series with @adambrycethomas.bsky.social comes out NOV. 11TH!
80pg
B&W
Physical & Digital versions!
Check out Drogune.com for more!
Please share and spread the word!
My original series with @adambrycethomas.bsky.social comes out NOV. 11TH!
80pg
B&W
Physical & Digital versions!
Check out Drogune.com for more!
Please share and spread the word!
November 3, 2025 at 3:09 PM
#Drogune is FINALLY happening!
My original series with @adambrycethomas.bsky.social comes out NOV. 11TH!
80pg
B&W
Physical & Digital versions!
Check out Drogune.com for more!
Please share and spread the word!
My original series with @adambrycethomas.bsky.social comes out NOV. 11TH!
80pg
B&W
Physical & Digital versions!
Check out Drogune.com for more!
Please share and spread the word!
So I'm slowly making my way through the X-Files again and I've come to both anticipate and dread a type of scene that I know I've seen at least a couple of times so far.
The scene has a bunch of investigators and cops and the like going over whatever death or incident had brought the duo to town.
The scene has a bunch of investigators and cops and the like going over whatever death or incident had brought the duo to town.
October 28, 2025 at 1:25 PM
So I'm slowly making my way through the X-Files again and I've come to both anticipate and dread a type of scene that I know I've seen at least a couple of times so far.
The scene has a bunch of investigators and cops and the like going over whatever death or incident had brought the duo to town.
The scene has a bunch of investigators and cops and the like going over whatever death or incident had brought the duo to town.
They should make a giant Rice Krispie that you can buy
October 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
They should make a giant Rice Krispie that you can buy
My Mega Evolution just ages me like 40 years and I lay on the ground softly sobbing. And it ain't a graceful 40, either. It's BAD. My stats plummet.
However, I gain an ability that renders me immune to damage unless your Pokemon has the willingness to kill, which is a hidden value.
However, I gain an ability that renders me immune to damage unless your Pokemon has the willingness to kill, which is a hidden value.
October 25, 2025 at 6:57 AM
My Mega Evolution just ages me like 40 years and I lay on the ground softly sobbing. And it ain't a graceful 40, either. It's BAD. My stats plummet.
However, I gain an ability that renders me immune to damage unless your Pokemon has the willingness to kill, which is a hidden value.
However, I gain an ability that renders me immune to damage unless your Pokemon has the willingness to kill, which is a hidden value.
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32 years ago, Homer Simpson ate 64 slices of American cheese in one sitting. “Rosebud” first aired October 21, 1993.
October 22, 2025 at 11:34 AM
32 years ago, Homer Simpson ate 64 slices of American cheese in one sitting. “Rosebud” first aired October 21, 1993.
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In Super Smash Bros., the skeletons visible when characters are hurt by electric attacks are not tied to specific animations, and instead are a form that can be toggled on and off at any time, including in cutscenes. Below are excerpts of the game's intro, with skeletons.
October 9, 2025 at 4:02 PM
In Super Smash Bros., the skeletons visible when characters are hurt by electric attacks are not tied to specific animations, and instead are a form that can be toggled on and off at any time, including in cutscenes. Below are excerpts of the game's intro, with skeletons.
GUESS WHAT IDIOTS IT'S FROG WATCH!
Status: Blurry and Teeny Tiny
Status: Blurry and Teeny Tiny
September 29, 2025 at 4:03 AM
GUESS WHAT IDIOTS IT'S FROG WATCH!
Status: Blurry and Teeny Tiny
Status: Blurry and Teeny Tiny
I choose to believe that Vegeta's mother also looks and sounds like him, but with a rockin' pair of honkers.
September 23, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I choose to believe that Vegeta's mother also looks and sounds like him, but with a rockin' pair of honkers.
*Turns to look at camera*
*Dramatic zoom in*
"Hatsune Miku"
*Dramatic zoom in*
"Hatsune Miku"
September 16, 2025 at 6:12 AM
*Turns to look at camera*
*Dramatic zoom in*
"Hatsune Miku"
*Dramatic zoom in*
"Hatsune Miku"
Hoo boy, the misanthropy is kickin' in again!
September 10, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Hoo boy, the misanthropy is kickin' in again!
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"Good people, our way of life is threatened."
*The crowd murmurs nervously*
"By MEEEE!"
*I tear open my coat and shirt to unleash a torrent of bees. The crowd panics and attempts to flee, but the exits are sealed. My bee swarm grows ever more and the people are overtaken. It is the bees time now*
*The crowd murmurs nervously*
"By MEEEE!"
*I tear open my coat and shirt to unleash a torrent of bees. The crowd panics and attempts to flee, but the exits are sealed. My bee swarm grows ever more and the people are overtaken. It is the bees time now*
August 28, 2025 at 7:30 AM
"Good people, our way of life is threatened."
*The crowd murmurs nervously*
"By MEEEE!"
*I tear open my coat and shirt to unleash a torrent of bees. The crowd panics and attempts to flee, but the exits are sealed. My bee swarm grows ever more and the people are overtaken. It is the bees time now*
*The crowd murmurs nervously*
"By MEEEE!"
*I tear open my coat and shirt to unleash a torrent of bees. The crowd panics and attempts to flee, but the exits are sealed. My bee swarm grows ever more and the people are overtaken. It is the bees time now*
The smashing table is ready.
Will you smash the baby for your heart's desire?
Will you smash the baby for the rare Labubu?
Will you smash the baby for your heart's desire?
Will you smash the baby for the rare Labubu?
August 18, 2025 at 4:58 AM
The smashing table is ready.
Will you smash the baby for your heart's desire?
Will you smash the baby for the rare Labubu?
Will you smash the baby for your heart's desire?
Will you smash the baby for the rare Labubu?
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