Goose
@professionalgoose.bsky.social
23. Minors DNI. Art Student at Columbus State Community College.
I think I’m finally starting to get it.
December 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I think I’m finally starting to get it.
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Commission for @Hissterical_ on Twitter!
September 21, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Commission for @Hissterical_ on Twitter!
I know a lot of Europeans think it’s kinda dumb when Americans make a big deal about being distantly descended from Ireland or Italy or whatever. We’re all just white Americans, right? Well, I kinda agree, but today I realized something… (1/2)
September 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I know a lot of Europeans think it’s kinda dumb when Americans make a big deal about being distantly descended from Ireland or Italy or whatever. We’re all just white Americans, right? Well, I kinda agree, but today I realized something… (1/2)
Simon the Digger gives me gender envy.
September 14, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Simon the Digger gives me gender envy.
Every time I go a day without my adderal, the ungodly churning I feel inside me after I finally take it again, as it cleans up shop like the aftermath of a rough house party, always makes me want to vomit.
September 13, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Every time I go a day without my adderal, the ungodly churning I feel inside me after I finally take it again, as it cleans up shop like the aftermath of a rough house party, always makes me want to vomit.
I just divorced my wife. Now I can finally go home and play Silksong.
#SuckitSHODAN
#SuckitSHODAN
September 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I just divorced my wife. Now I can finally go home and play Silksong.
#SuckitSHODAN
#SuckitSHODAN
Trying to learn Magic, but with these kinda games I always run into this issue of getting really insecure about how slow my turns are. Same thing happens with 40k. I wish I could just be a machine that can memorize exactly what all of these things do and not worry about it, but I struggle.
September 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Trying to learn Magic, but with these kinda games I always run into this issue of getting really insecure about how slow my turns are. Same thing happens with 40k. I wish I could just be a machine that can memorize exactly what all of these things do and not worry about it, but I struggle.
I really wanna get into Warhammer painting again, but unfortunately the 3d printer broke and my dad threw it out, so I won’t be able to get the high-res custom bits to glue on, so any new models I paint would look very out of place.
September 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I really wanna get into Warhammer painting again, but unfortunately the 3d printer broke and my dad threw it out, so I won’t be able to get the high-res custom bits to glue on, so any new models I paint would look very out of place.
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alright this is bullshit
September 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
alright this is bullshit
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September 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Microdosing happiness by imagining he died this weekend
September 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Microdosing happiness by imagining he died this weekend
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Every once in a while I remember there are French right-wingers fearmongering about “Le Wokisme” and I think ok maybe the Universe still has a sense of humor
August 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Every once in a while I remember there are French right-wingers fearmongering about “Le Wokisme” and I think ok maybe the Universe still has a sense of humor
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Scientifically speaking, ice cream just tastes better in a cone.
August 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Scientifically speaking, ice cream just tastes better in a cone.
Also wtf do you mean Hughes was actually Krillin this entire time!?
August 26, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Also wtf do you mean Hughes was actually Krillin this entire time!?
The first episode of FMA:B feels like it’s constantly Glupp Shittoing itself and it’s really weird. I always hated it.
August 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
The first episode of FMA:B feels like it’s constantly Glupp Shittoing itself and it’s really weird. I always hated it.
I want to strangle the Minecraft player Fluixon to death with my bare hands.
August 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I want to strangle the Minecraft player Fluixon to death with my bare hands.
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I lost it at the influencer blahaj
blahaj goes to waffle house at 3am
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August 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I lost it at the influencer blahaj
Saw a thing about posting a non-religious photo you still view as holy and first thing I thought of was this classic.
August 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Saw a thing about posting a non-religious photo you still view as holy and first thing I thought of was this classic.
I wish I didn’t suck at Dawn of War so much.
August 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I wish I didn’t suck at Dawn of War so much.
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May 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Your weighted blanket could be replaced by an uplifting mattress, which at higher power levels crushes you into the ceiling
August 19, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Your weighted blanket could be replaced by an uplifting mattress, which at higher power levels crushes you into the ceiling
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I aspire to make a video game so good it gets this exact review
this just in: im an abusive gamedev for (checks notes) making you feel things
August 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I aspire to make a video game so good it gets this exact review