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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG
@profane-embroidery.bsky.social
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Collective of absolute twats who are excellent at swearing and alright at sewing. When we can be arsed we'll update this bit with better shit.
Feel free to knob over to our website
https://pegwhitstable.co.uk/
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We take study very seriously at the Profanity Library
Pink textiles with a picture of a finger pointing to into a rose. Reads: Brush Up On Your English cLit, Study Guide. Well it made us laugh anyway
February 12, 2026 at 8:14 AM
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top pick from the Library of Profanity's fiction section: For Whom the Bell-End Tolls by Ernest Havingitaway
Sewn book cover, pale green, similar to a penguin classic. Main Title - For Whom The Bell-End Tolls. Author - Ernest Having it away. Published by Fuck a Duck Modern Classics. With a nice tiny detail of the middle finger flicking the bird where the penguin logo usually is
February 11, 2026 at 1:57 PM
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What would an Elizabethan self help book look like, maybe this?
(Destined for the history section of our profane library - opens next week)
Embroidery of Queen Elizabeth 1st with the tagline How to piss off suitors and keep it virgin
February 7, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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Profanity Library opening its doors next Wednesday.
Some of us are just getting started because we fucking love a dicey deadline.
Libraries, fuck yeah, use them or lose them, like calf muscles, the high street, or your mind
Embroidery in hoop with flowers and words saying Libraries, fuck yeah!
February 6, 2026 at 9:12 AM
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PEG's sweary library IRL exhibition shit coming soon to Whitstable, opening 11th Feb, you could even buy this for the Smug Twat in your life 😚
embroidery based on the Mr Man books, this one titled Mr Smug Twat
February 4, 2026 at 1:16 PM
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Actual in-person shit happening:
We've been busy creating our very own sweary Library, if you're lucky, you may get a fine.
Exhibition poster in orange, blue and pink on white background: The Sweary Library, Profanity Embroidery Group Exhibition, obscenities guaranteed, very strong language beautifully stitched, 11 to 16th February, Fishslab Gallery Whitstable
January 28, 2026 at 2:37 PM
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multiple fucks given for #fuckoffFriday
sewing machine stitchwork. multiple colours across pale fabric, the negative space spells out FUCK in a column down the centre, a column of fucks if you like, ten in total.
January 23, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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something for #bluemonday Looking forward to being sweary parrots in the sun again soon 🦜 maybe with a cock-or-two...
person on a beach wearing a parrot hat and cape, they are holding out one arm to reveal words hidden inside the wing saying cock-or-to. Geddit?
January 19, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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It's #fuckofffriday just in case you've run out of fucks already here's the #PEG #FUCKOMETER for some #fuckinginspo
Embroidery on vintage fabric in red and yellow with black outlines. Title reads FUCKOMETER below a dial with a green needle. The dial reads fuck face, fuckwit, fuckaduck, fuck a doodle doo, flying fuck, fucking fuck, fuck you.
January 16, 2026 at 9:35 AM
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For anyone reflecting on their life choices today

#profaneembroidery
#handstitched
#itsprofanedontcomplain
Embroidery red lettering on a gold background (and this is a labour of love because those metallic threads are truly horrible to stitch with). Reads: you don't have to be a cunt to work here but it helps
January 5, 2026 at 10:03 AM
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#vibes
Embroidery on white fabric. Green stitching reads "It's beginning to feel a lot like..." then in red "FUCK THIS". Golden snow flakes are sewn into the background
December 23, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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last minute gift inspo?
Dickhead Cushion by Janis W

#profanityembroidery
#frenchknot
Pillow shaped cushion embroidered with french knot in black, pink, and blue. The negative space left by the stitchwork reveals the word Dickhead
December 19, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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2022 but still valid, this one speaks for itself... with the help of Old Mother Hubbard and her Dog

#foodpoverty
#foodbank
#profaneembroidery
#oldmotherhubbard
Embroidery of Old Mother Hubbard and her dog peering into their bare cupboard, her saying "bugger" Dog thinking "fuck". Embroidered text outside the image reads (clockwise from the top): Almost all independent Food Aid Network members reported increased need for services in November 2022. Over 1/5 were experiencing issues with supplies of goods. In 2020/21, 42 m people were in food poverty, including 9% of children. In September 2022, the Food Foundation found that 18% of households were suffering insecurity, including 54% of households on Universal Credit. In January 2022 1.6m children were eligible for free school meals.
December 3, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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As the UK Covid Enquiry publishes its second set of findings PEG thought it might be nice to remind you how it felt five years ago.
*We'd almost forgotten those Downing Street meetings which looked strangely a little bit like parties 🍷🎈🎉
Table cloth decorated in the style of British government covid advice, reads 'Cruel, Idle, Cunts' with an appliqued symbol above each word. Underneath reads 'BULLSHIT' and there is a nice bottle and glass of red wine on the table.
November 20, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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#fridayfeels for anyone who needs this right now, from the fair hand of our @dollynb.bsky.social
Yes they're all tiny stitches, yes she means it, yes she's terrifying. Welcome to BS dolly x

#everyonefuckoffee
#dontcomplainitsprofane
Embroidery of a woman pouring coffee from a cafetiere into a red cup. She has frilly sleeves, beautiful 1950s hair and makeup and strings of pearls or diamonds. She is looking directly at the viewer. Words on the red fabric background read 'Everyone fuckoffee'. Geddit?!
November 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Radio 4's I'm sorry I Haven't a Clue mentioned pegging yesterday. Don't google it lads
Embroidered peg bag hanging on a hook has a sewn representation of a washing line. Stitched words read in blue and yellow: Happy Pegging, up yer byum you lovely fuckers. Laundry is a RIGHT ROYAL pain in the FUCKING ARSE
November 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Have a blissy fucking weekend all xx
This one created by our co-founder @whitstabletail.bsky.social

#dontcomplainitsprofane
delicately sewn image of a woman holding a green bottle to her mouth surrounded by large outlines of cups, cutlery and dishes, which are tinted with blues and pinks. A yellow dish is halo like behind the woman's head. There is a lace border. Across the lower third stitching reads DOMESTICFUCKINGBLISS in red thread on duster yellow.
November 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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celebrating the beaver supermoon - a golden beaver with a furry muff. You're welcome
sewn image of a beaver with a furry muff
November 6, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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Follow PEG for top tips on how to manage those day to day domestic chores.
I think we can all agree that Emily has really found a solid life hack for us all to enjoy, fuck off irons hello smoothing

#dontcomplainitsprofane
#lifehack
#ironing
#justsmooththeshitoutofit
yellow duster which is embroidered with a picture of an iron with a red cross over it, the little label says SAVE YOUR TIME, and the main embroidery reads JUST SMOOTH THE SHIT OUT OF IT
November 6, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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Let us briefly introduce ourselves... PEG - Profanity Embroidery Group are based on the East Kent coast in Whistable; also known as Titstable, Shitstable, or Oldgitstable, depending on how you're feeling. Wankstable and Prickstable are less frequently used but work just fine.

#titstable
#wankstable
Embroidery made in the form of a seaside postcard. Shows a female sunbathing with oystershell bikini alongside a seagull and a sign saying Titstable. Use of applique and padding for the body and beach towel.
October 31, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Just sharing this piece for definitely no reason in particular
#formerlyknownasprince
from PEG Jubbly show back in 2022
Embroidery of Queen Elizabeth 2 holding a black umbrella surrounded by her family on a balcony in the rain. Swags on the balcony read 'long may she reign'. The rain cloud contains words saying 'what a bloody shower'. The rain drops are stitched in silver thread
October 30, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Ahoy there you anchors ⚓
Embroidered anchor in blue thread with details of a white rope and green seaweed, with white felt applique circle details. Wanker is stitched down the main part of the anchor in dark blue.
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM