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profane-embroidery.bsky.social
Profanity Embroidery Group PEG
@profane-embroidery.bsky.social
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Collective of absolute twats who are excellent at swearing and alright at sewing. When we can be arsed we'll update this bit with better shit.
Feel free to knob over to our website
https://pegwhitstable.co.uk/
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profane-embroidery.bsky.social
#vibes
Embroidery on white fabric. Green stitching reads "It's beginning to feel a lot like..." then in red "FUCK THIS". Golden snow flakes are sewn into the background
December 23, 2025 at 10:43 AM
profane-embroidery.bsky.social
One of our favourites 🫶
womensartbluesky.bsky.social womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 13d
For all the hard working, over burdened ♀ out there at Xmas....
By UK cartoonist Jacky Fleming 🩷
Cartoon with four dinner guests sitting at a table with empty plates and a standing female host saying 'no food, couldn't be bothered'
December 20, 2025 at 11:23 AM
profane-embroidery.bsky.social
last minute gift inspo?
Dickhead Cushion by Janis W

#profanityembroidery
#frenchknot
Pillow shaped cushion embroidered with french knot in black, pink, and blue. The negative space left by the stitchwork reveals the word Dickhead
December 19, 2025 at 11:08 AM
profane-embroidery.bsky.social
2022 but still valid, this one speaks for itself... with the help of Old Mother Hubbard and her Dog

#foodpoverty
#foodbank
#profaneembroidery
#oldmotherhubbard
Embroidery of Old Mother Hubbard and her dog peering into their bare cupboard, her saying "bugger" Dog thinking "fuck". Embroidered text outside the image reads (clockwise from the top): Almost all independent Food Aid Network members reported increased need for services in November 2022. Over 1/5 were experiencing issues with supplies of goods. In 2020/21, 42 m people were in food poverty, including 9% of children. In September 2022, the Food Foundation found that 18% of households were suffering insecurity, including 54% of households on Universal Credit. In January 2022 1.6m children were eligible for free school meals.
December 3, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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richardhull54.bsky.social
😂 What a very British protest - radio DJ doing a 24-hour marathon playing hits that only reached number 2 in the charts, to highlight the 'Number Twos' discharged in sewage into Lake Windermere.
🎧
See also Community Radio Environment Network @cren1.bsky.social
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Not so Golden Brown: DJ plays 24-hours of No 2s in Lake District sewage protest
Radio host uses chart songs that didn’t quite make top spot to highlight issue of Windermere pollution
www.theguardian.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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As the UK Covid Enquiry publishes its second set of findings PEG thought it might be nice to remind you how it felt five years ago.
*We'd almost forgotten those Downing Street meetings which looked strangely a little bit like parties 🍷🎈🎉
Table cloth decorated in the style of British government covid advice, reads 'Cruel, Idle, Cunts' with an appliqued symbol above each word. Underneath reads 'BULLSHIT' and there is a nice bottle and glass of red wine on the table.
November 20, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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#fridayfeels for anyone who needs this right now, from the fair hand of our @dollynb.bsky.social
Yes they're all tiny stitches, yes she means it, yes she's terrifying. Welcome to BS dolly x

#everyonefuckoffee
#dontcomplainitsprofane
Embroidery of a woman pouring coffee from a cafetiere into a red cup. She has frilly sleeves, beautiful 1950s hair and makeup and strings of pearls or diamonds. She is looking directly at the viewer. Words on the red fabric background read 'Everyone fuckoffee'. Geddit?!
November 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
profane-embroidery.bsky.social
Radio 4's I'm sorry I Haven't a Clue mentioned pegging yesterday. Don't google it lads
Embroidered peg bag hanging on a hook has a sewn representation of a washing line. Stitched words read in blue and yellow: Happy Pegging, up yer byum you lovely fuckers. Laundry is a RIGHT ROYAL pain in the FUCKING ARSE
November 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Have a blissy fucking weekend all xx
This one created by our co-founder @whitstabletail.bsky.social

#dontcomplainitsprofane
delicately sewn image of a woman holding a green bottle to her mouth surrounded by large outlines of cups, cutlery and dishes, which are tinted with blues and pinks. A yellow dish is halo like behind the woman's head. There is a lace border. Across the lower third stitching reads DOMESTICFUCKINGBLISS in red thread on duster yellow.
November 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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celebrating the beaver supermoon - a golden beaver with a furry muff. You're welcome
sewn image of a beaver with a furry muff
November 6, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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Follow PEG for top tips on how to manage those day to day domestic chores.
I think we can all agree that Emily has really found a solid life hack for us all to enjoy, fuck off irons hello smoothing

#dontcomplainitsprofane
#lifehack
#ironing
#justsmooththeshitoutofit
yellow duster which is embroidered with a picture of an iron with a red cross over it, the little label says SAVE YOUR TIME, and the main embroidery reads JUST SMOOTH THE SHIT OUT OF IT
November 6, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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Let us briefly introduce ourselves... PEG - Profanity Embroidery Group are based on the East Kent coast in Whistable; also known as Titstable, Shitstable, or Oldgitstable, depending on how you're feeling. Wankstable and Prickstable are less frequently used but work just fine.

#titstable
#wankstable
Embroidery made in the form of a seaside postcard. Shows a female sunbathing with oystershell bikini alongside a seagull and a sign saying Titstable. Use of applique and padding for the body and beach towel.
October 31, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Just sharing this piece for definitely no reason in particular
#formerlyknownasprince
from PEG Jubbly show back in 2022
Embroidery of Queen Elizabeth 2 holding a black umbrella surrounded by her family on a balcony in the rain. Swags on the balcony read 'long may she reign'. The rain cloud contains words saying 'what a bloody shower'. The rain drops are stitched in silver thread
October 30, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Ahoy there you anchors ⚓
Embroidered anchor in blue thread with details of a white rope and green seaweed, with white felt applique circle details. Wanker is stitched down the main part of the anchor in dark blue.
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM