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Professor Ash 🏳️‍⚧️
@prof-ash.bsky.social
Rogue lecturer, political economist, geek.
An honest fool with more bad habits than you can count.
Agent of chaos, angel of death.
As a heartless killing machine, I was a terrible failure.
Hahahaha, SEND HELP was so fun. Twisty, gory, pitch-black horror comedy. Rachel McAdams was spectacular. This was the Sam Raimi-est Sam Raimi film in years. Loved it.
February 1, 2026 at 6:16 AM
Oh no. Another unintentionally hilarious photo shoot, this time from The Kid's Taekwondo studio. What is happening here? Big Roddy Ho energy.
January 19, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Haha, doubtful
January 12, 2026 at 1:38 AM
What was the last movie or TV show you watched in 2025?
January 1, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Teen: "Look what I made! It's an idiot sandwich!"
December 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Cookie-making Teens with balls and kisses.
December 21, 2025 at 12:13 AM
!!!
December 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
End-of-semester selfie.
December 11, 2025 at 2:48 AM
You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
For choosing Christmas cookies, they asked for a cookie poll and I delivered, lol. The whole family loves the poll, I guess.
December 8, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Thankful for these turkeys ❤️🧡💛🤎
November 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Checked out PHANTOM THREAD as part of a little tour of Paul Thomas Anderson films and
November 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
(and also—apropos of nothing, and with apologies to gordon lightfoot enjoyers—there is this item about an incident that sparked the most boring song in rock history...)
November 12, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I have complained bitterly in the past about NYT's non-coverage or imbalanced coverage of Trump scandals, but credit where credit is due: It looks like this is getting the attention it deserves.
November 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
A very Weapons Halloween.
November 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Remembering Halloween 2020 when the kids trick-or-treated wearing masks and carrying long nets and we handed out treats to neighborhood kids via a candy chute.
October 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Got into a car crash yesterday. (That's a story for another day; I'm okay.) Thought I would need to sit out #NoKings today, but it turns out the busted lip, bruises, and abrasions looked metal af, so it all worked out?
October 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Frogs don't have hands?
October 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Splurged on the good cider because this week Sucked. So. Hard.
October 3, 2025 at 11:49 PM
September 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
As an early anniversary gift to ourselves, we saw Lucy Dacus last night. So much winning.
September 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
This is what he usually looks like: Big smiles! Lover of brothers and dogs! Only moderately murder-y!
August 23, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Absolutely cackling over The Kid's student ID photo for this year. The school district's photographer has a special talent for eliciting THE MOST unhinged, barely recognizable pics. My lil sweetie straight up looks like a serial killer with dimples. 🤣 ☠️ 🔪
August 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Between Wendy and Aunt Gladys from WEAPONS, micro bangs seem to be having a moment.
August 20, 2025 at 5:14 AM
THAT SCENE with the cat made me run and grab my Jonesy book for comfort. The eyeball creature was cool. Killing the cat? Not so much.
August 20, 2025 at 5:11 AM