Alan Waltrip
@produceralan.bsky.social
dad, husband, punk, atx always, neurodivergent af, positively bedeviled w/ meetings etc; petty vogue ideas; fix your hearts or die; floating with my eyes closed and no sails; you want poetry, he’s got plenty; absolute candor; IDIC/LL&P; he/him
What is the appropriate age to introduce my child to the musical stylings of Wesley Willis?
December 17, 2025 at 12:52 PM
What is the appropriate age to introduce my child to the musical stylings of Wesley Willis?
This weekend I saw the Kill Bill whole movie edit thing at the Drafthouse on South Lamar and came across an honest Golb VHS swap. A true Austin moment and definitely also a faerie trap designed specifically for me.
December 9, 2025 at 3:24 AM
This weekend I saw the Kill Bill whole movie edit thing at the Drafthouse on South Lamar and came across an honest Golb VHS swap. A true Austin moment and definitely also a faerie trap designed specifically for me.
ladies I’m not trying to hit on you I just want to talk about Interview With the Vampire
November 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
ladies I’m not trying to hit on you I just want to talk about Interview With the Vampire
when I was younger an emergency was like $100 and now an emergency is $1000 now let’s talk about groceries
October 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
when I was younger an emergency was like $100 and now an emergency is $1000 now let’s talk about groceries
surely the *next* tattoo I get will fix all my problems
October 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
surely the *next* tattoo I get will fix all my problems
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take care of yourself, be aware of your surroundings, drink fucking water, make sure you at least eat lunch, maybe just have the one coffee, and don’t do drugs surrounded by strangers in the front of the pit at the modest mouse show
October 4, 2025 at 7:37 AM
take care of yourself, be aware of your surroundings, drink fucking water, make sure you at least eat lunch, maybe just have the one coffee, and don’t do drugs surrounded by strangers in the front of the pit at the modest mouse show
here’s the thing about modest mouse is they played moon & antarctica straight thru followed by a hefty encore — i never owned that CD i was a lonesome crowded west kid for some reason
like m&a is a top notch album i totally get it but you can’t play a little we were dead before the ship even sank?
like m&a is a top notch album i totally get it but you can’t play a little we were dead before the ship even sank?
i saw modest mouse at stubbs tonight and it was the loudest show i have ever attended. i knew exactly 2 songs — it fucking ruled.
toward the end of the set a young man wearing large sunglasses appeared behind me and began smoking something
toward the end of the set a young man wearing large sunglasses appeared behind me and began smoking something
October 4, 2025 at 7:58 AM
here’s the thing about modest mouse is they played moon & antarctica straight thru followed by a hefty encore — i never owned that CD i was a lonesome crowded west kid for some reason
like m&a is a top notch album i totally get it but you can’t play a little we were dead before the ship even sank?
like m&a is a top notch album i totally get it but you can’t play a little we were dead before the ship even sank?
i saw modest mouse at stubbs tonight and it was the loudest show i have ever attended. i knew exactly 2 songs — it fucking ruled.
toward the end of the set a young man wearing large sunglasses appeared behind me and began smoking something
toward the end of the set a young man wearing large sunglasses appeared behind me and began smoking something
October 4, 2025 at 7:37 AM
i saw modest mouse at stubbs tonight and it was the loudest show i have ever attended. i knew exactly 2 songs — it fucking ruled.
toward the end of the set a young man wearing large sunglasses appeared behind me and began smoking something
toward the end of the set a young man wearing large sunglasses appeared behind me and began smoking something
Goddamn if the new @mattfraction.bsky.social Batman isn’t just a goddamn delight on every page
October 2, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Goddamn if the new @mattfraction.bsky.social Batman isn’t just a goddamn delight on every page
Binge re-reading Powers for Powers 25 — spoilers alert it’s really fucking fantastic. I’m about to start the Anarchy arc which means we *haven’t even gotten to monkey fucking yet*. Buckle up!
Dive into the world of @brianmbendis.bsky.social and @oeming.bsky.social's superhero-noir classic comic series Powers right now! The Volume 1 e-book is FREE via participating digital vendors until September 30. See a list here: bit.ly/41XnHz1
September 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Binge re-reading Powers for Powers 25 — spoilers alert it’s really fucking fantastic. I’m about to start the Anarchy arc which means we *haven’t even gotten to monkey fucking yet*. Buckle up!
This book is killer good
ICYMI: FML returned this week with issue #6, now available in comic shops! Details: https://bit.ly/3HEpmm7
Buckle up for an absurdly intense FML issue 6!
By @kellysue.bsky.social, @davidlopez.bsky.social, Cris Peter, @claytoncowles.bsky.social
Buckle up for an absurdly intense FML issue 6!
By @kellysue.bsky.social, @davidlopez.bsky.social, Cris Peter, @claytoncowles.bsky.social
September 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
This book is killer good
I have a lot of favorite comics but POWERS is my favorite of all of them. So stoked for the new book.
its my birthday but we have a present for YOU! POWERS vol. 1, for FREE! No strings. Thanks to @darkhorse.com & all of our digital partners for a limited time you can enjoy our Eisner award winning saga as part of our #powers25 celebration @oeming.bsky.social direct links below. your choice!
August 19, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I have a lot of favorite comics but POWERS is my favorite of all of them. So stoked for the new book.
oh no not the record store dividing rock and pop into 20th and 21st century sections
July 31, 2025 at 4:07 AM
oh no not the record store dividing rock and pop into 20th and 21st century sections
Today a 22 year-old told me they didn’t know what a floppy disk was
July 11, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Today a 22 year-old told me they didn’t know what a floppy disk was
I spent my youth neglecting earplugs at concerts and also have auditory processing issues and now in my 40s my immediate response to 100% of verbal communication to hold my hand to my ear and say “I’m sorry?”
June 28, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I spent my youth neglecting earplugs at concerts and also have auditory processing issues and now in my 40s my immediate response to 100% of verbal communication to hold my hand to my ear and say “I’m sorry?”
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It's so cool we're boiling lakes, polluting neighbourhoods, stealing from millions of people and burning billions of dollars to do whatever the hell this is?
June 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
It's so cool we're boiling lakes, polluting neighbourhoods, stealing from millions of people and burning billions of dollars to do whatever the hell this is?
you'll never convince me all these modern Walking Dead shows aren't just complex money laundering operations
June 27, 2025 at 12:59 PM
you'll never convince me all these modern Walking Dead shows aren't just complex money laundering operations
I saw a video of a guy saying “what’d Tom King ever do? Make Mister Miracle sad?” and that about sums up my feelings on the situation
June 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I saw a video of a guy saying “what’d Tom King ever do? Make Mister Miracle sad?” and that about sums up my feelings on the situation
NEW POWERS Y’ALL!
We are so excited to bring back Powers! All new series! All new cases! Deena Pilgrim is back! Incredible covers! @mikemignola.bsky.social (!!!) @davidmarquez.bsky.social @david-mack.bsky.social thank you @darkhorse.com @variety.com SEPTEMBER! #powers25 I love you @oeming.bsky.social
May 22, 2025 at 7:35 PM
NEW POWERS Y’ALL!
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I just got the best birthday present from DC Comics. I'm cleared to show you our new cover for the Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen hardcover collection! "Labor of Love" doesn't begin to describe this. Ten days of work! I hope it's as fun to examine as it was to draw. And yes, the book will include a key!
May 20, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I just got the best birthday present from DC Comics. I'm cleared to show you our new cover for the Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen hardcover collection! "Labor of Love" doesn't begin to describe this. Ten days of work! I hope it's as fun to examine as it was to draw. And yes, the book will include a key!
anyways Doctor Who is rockin this season stay unspoiled babes
May 18, 2025 at 1:41 AM
anyways Doctor Who is rockin this season stay unspoiled babes
I will say I don’t care for most television’s blatant disregard for the vacuum of space
May 18, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I will say I don’t care for most television’s blatant disregard for the vacuum of space
the mavity joke will never not be funny
May 18, 2025 at 1:34 AM
the mavity joke will never not be funny
Just a reminder that you are not responsible for anyone else’s emotional well-being.
May 2, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Just a reminder that you are not responsible for anyone else’s emotional well-being.
when they say the government is paying to keep him there … that means you’re paying to keep him there. the thieves who stole your money and called it taxes are now using your money to keep men in a concentration camp
April 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
when they say the government is paying to keep him there … that means you’re paying to keep him there. the thieves who stole your money and called it taxes are now using your money to keep men in a concentration camp