Cuteness Everdeen
@procrastinatechaos.bsky.social
She/Her.
Hot girl personality. Bullier and defender of hockey players.
Making every timeline the worst timeline.
NHL should hire me.
PFP- sparemoon
https://hereforhockeyheadpats.wordpress.com/
Hot girl personality. Bullier and defender of hockey players.
Making every timeline the worst timeline.
NHL should hire me.
PFP- sparemoon
https://hereforhockeyheadpats.wordpress.com/
Bruins won! Which means I've got to go get a drumstick.
But I had to eat pizza because I thought it would be lucky for the team (and it was).
But I ate it fast because I don't eat with the jersey on and now my tummy hurts.
The Hockey Gods are cruel.
But I had to eat pizza because I thought it would be lucky for the team (and it was).
But I ate it fast because I don't eat with the jersey on and now my tummy hurts.
The Hockey Gods are cruel.
December 2, 2024 at 12:09 AM
Bruins won! Which means I've got to go get a drumstick.
But I had to eat pizza because I thought it would be lucky for the team (and it was).
But I ate it fast because I don't eat with the jersey on and now my tummy hurts.
The Hockey Gods are cruel.
But I had to eat pizza because I thought it would be lucky for the team (and it was).
But I ate it fast because I don't eat with the jersey on and now my tummy hurts.
The Hockey Gods are cruel.
I felt this in my soul.
I have no idea why Pasta isn't shooting the puck more.
I have no idea why Pasta isn't shooting the puck more.
long overdue, watching him pass when he had scoring opportunities was getting frustrating. good to see him actually put the puck on net.
December 1, 2024 at 11:49 PM
I felt this in my soul.
I have no idea why Pasta isn't shooting the puck more.
I have no idea why Pasta isn't shooting the puck more.
Even though they're ahead, it's like my nanna always used to say*:
Never trust American coffee or a #Bruins lead going into the third.
*Or that's what she would have said if she watched hockey or drank coffee.
Never trust American coffee or a #Bruins lead going into the third.
*Or that's what she would have said if she watched hockey or drank coffee.
December 1, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Even though they're ahead, it's like my nanna always used to say*:
Never trust American coffee or a #Bruins lead going into the third.
*Or that's what she would have said if she watched hockey or drank coffee.
Never trust American coffee or a #Bruins lead going into the third.
*Or that's what she would have said if she watched hockey or drank coffee.
If both #Bruins Charlies get a goal (and there for a hat trick), two players on the same team, with the same name, getting a hat trick will forever be known as getting "a Charlie".
December 1, 2024 at 11:25 PM
If both #Bruins Charlies get a goal (and there for a hat trick), two players on the same team, with the same name, getting a hat trick will forever be known as getting "a Charlie".
The Bruins should do a fight.
November 30, 2024 at 1:22 AM
The Bruins should do a fight.
This Charles Coyle Fact brought to you by his most recent goal:
Charlie Coyle's secret move is to be distractingly handsome. He bewitches the goalies and they get lost like a traveller on the moors on a moonless night....
Charlie Coyle's secret move is to be distractingly handsome. He bewitches the goalies and they get lost like a traveller on the moors on a moonless night....
November 29, 2024 at 11:44 PM
This Charles Coyle Fact brought to you by his most recent goal:
Charlie Coyle's secret move is to be distractingly handsome. He bewitches the goalies and they get lost like a traveller on the moors on a moonless night....
Charlie Coyle's secret move is to be distractingly handsome. He bewitches the goalies and they get lost like a traveller on the moors on a moonless night....
Australian Ice Hockey isn't really that well known or popular here in Aus.
It is 31°C (that's almost 88° farinaeyheit) right now.
AIHL season starts in April.
I think I've found a solution.
It is 31°C (that's almost 88° farinaeyheit) right now.
AIHL season starts in April.
I think I've found a solution.
November 25, 2024 at 12:14 PM
Australian Ice Hockey isn't really that well known or popular here in Aus.
It is 31°C (that's almost 88° farinaeyheit) right now.
AIHL season starts in April.
I think I've found a solution.
It is 31°C (that's almost 88° farinaeyheit) right now.
AIHL season starts in April.
I think I've found a solution.
Get to know your mutuals: post 10 things you like:
Hockey fights
When they do the little wrist shake before they hockey fight.
Goalie Hugs
Hockey headpats
Devouring the souls of lost travellers who stumble into my lair
All the geeky stuff
Socialism
Fantasy writing
Vegan stuff
Hot, rich men.
'sup.
Hockey fights
When they do the little wrist shake before they hockey fight.
Goalie Hugs
Hockey headpats
Devouring the souls of lost travellers who stumble into my lair
All the geeky stuff
Socialism
Fantasy writing
Vegan stuff
Hot, rich men.
'sup.
Get to know your mutuals: post 10 things you like:
Pro wrestling
Pixel art
Philadelphia Flyers
Cats
Discontinued fast food items
Canadiana
90s alt rock
Unsolved Mysteries
Star Wars
The Shining
Pro wrestling
Pixel art
Philadelphia Flyers
Cats
Discontinued fast food items
Canadiana
90s alt rock
Unsolved Mysteries
Star Wars
The Shining
Get to know you’re mutuals: post 10 things you like:
Drawing, as you know
Boston Sports
Hockey
MLous
Nintendo
Beach
Dogs
Seeing new places
70s-90s music
Always Sunny
(I’m tired so this is the basic stuff)
Drawing, as you know
Boston Sports
Hockey
MLous
Nintendo
Beach
Dogs
Seeing new places
70s-90s music
Always Sunny
(I’m tired so this is the basic stuff)
November 25, 2024 at 5:29 AM
Get to know your mutuals: post 10 things you like:
Hockey fights
When they do the little wrist shake before they hockey fight.
Goalie Hugs
Hockey headpats
Devouring the souls of lost travellers who stumble into my lair
All the geeky stuff
Socialism
Fantasy writing
Vegan stuff
Hot, rich men.
'sup.
Hockey fights
When they do the little wrist shake before they hockey fight.
Goalie Hugs
Hockey headpats
Devouring the souls of lost travellers who stumble into my lair
All the geeky stuff
Socialism
Fantasy writing
Vegan stuff
Hot, rich men.
'sup.
I want Monty to take the Blues all the way to the Cup and when they ask the team about it for them to be all "He really assisted us the whole way here".
So that I can make the following joke in Sweeney's general direction:
So that I can make the following joke in Sweeney's general direction:
a man and a woman are standing in front of a window with a note on it that says " how do you like them apples "
Alt: Good Will Hunting gif: A man is standing on one side of a window, pressing a piece of paper against the glass to show a man on the orher side.
The caption reads: " how do you like them apples "
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November 24, 2024 at 11:28 PM
I want Monty to take the Blues all the way to the Cup and when they ask the team about it for them to be all "He really assisted us the whole way here".
So that I can make the following joke in Sweeney's general direction:
So that I can make the following joke in Sweeney's general direction:
Bruins management should have waited at least until the 100 years celebration was over, before letting Monty go.
I won't ever forgive them.
I won't ever forgive them.
November 24, 2024 at 11:10 PM
Bruins management should have waited at least until the 100 years celebration was over, before letting Monty go.
I won't ever forgive them.
I won't ever forgive them.
Reposted by Cuteness Everdeen
Dylan Samberg has a broken foot and will head home to Winnipeg for further evaluation, Jets head coach Scott Arniel told reporters in Nashville tonight.
November 24, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Dylan Samberg has a broken foot and will head home to Winnipeg for further evaluation, Jets head coach Scott Arniel told reporters in Nashville tonight.
Sloppy win.
Bruins played about 20 minutes of hockey the whole game.
But they don't ask how, they ask how many.
TIME FOR VICTORY STICKS!
Bruins played about 20 minutes of hockey the whole game.
But they don't ask how, they ask how many.
TIME FOR VICTORY STICKS!
November 24, 2024 at 2:41 AM
Sloppy win.
Bruins played about 20 minutes of hockey the whole game.
But they don't ask how, they ask how many.
TIME FOR VICTORY STICKS!
Bruins played about 20 minutes of hockey the whole game.
But they don't ask how, they ask how many.
TIME FOR VICTORY STICKS!
November 24, 2024 at 2:39 AM
The Red Wing uniforms are very different colours from the Bruins uniforms, so I'd like to know, why the Bruins keep passing to them like they're teammates.
November 24, 2024 at 2:21 AM
The Red Wing uniforms are very different colours from the Bruins uniforms, so I'd like to know, why the Bruins keep passing to them like they're teammates.
Sens should get more goals for themselves and stop more of the other team's goals.
Follow me for more hockey tips.
(Also they should head pat Ullmark more)
Follow me for more hockey tips.
(Also they should head pat Ullmark more)
November 24, 2024 at 1:57 AM
Sens should get more goals for themselves and stop more of the other team's goals.
Follow me for more hockey tips.
(Also they should head pat Ullmark more)
Follow me for more hockey tips.
(Also they should head pat Ullmark more)
Some hockey experts say that if the Bruins actually get some more goals in this third period, they might win against the Red Wings.
It's a bold move, but it could really pay off for them.
It's a bold move, but it could really pay off for them.
November 24, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Some hockey experts say that if the Bruins actually get some more goals in this third period, they might win against the Red Wings.
It's a bold move, but it could really pay off for them.
It's a bold move, but it could really pay off for them.
Actual footage of Crosby after that 600th goal.
a penguin is standing on top of a pile of ice and looking up at the sky .
Alt: a claymation penguin is standing on top of a pile of ice and looking up at the sky . (Pingu happy)
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November 24, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Actual footage of Crosby after that 600th goal.
Footage of Crosby getting his 600th goal.
a cartoon penguin is standing in the snow with its arms in the air
Alt: a claymation penguin is standing in the snow with its arms in the air (Pingu)
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2024 at 1:20 AM
Footage of Crosby getting his 600th goal.
I've had over sauced burritos fall apart slower than the #Bruins after that first goal.
Which is funny because Bruins need to start saucing. Put a little mustard on those shots.
Which is funny because Bruins need to start saucing. Put a little mustard on those shots.
November 24, 2024 at 1:14 AM
I've had over sauced burritos fall apart slower than the #Bruins after that first goal.
Which is funny because Bruins need to start saucing. Put a little mustard on those shots.
Which is funny because Bruins need to start saucing. Put a little mustard on those shots.
Being able to say "They killed the PP" is one of my favourite parts of being a hockey fan.
Because IT'S HILARIOUS.
Because IT'S HILARIOUS.
November 24, 2024 at 12:58 AM
Being able to say "They killed the PP" is one of my favourite parts of being a hockey fan.
Because IT'S HILARIOUS.
Because IT'S HILARIOUS.
Bruins falling apart after that first Brazza goal and I'm just drinking coffee in the hopes it helps them wake up.
Please, my mental health depends on a win because the meds aren't working.
Please, my mental health depends on a win because the meds aren't working.
November 24, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Bruins falling apart after that first Brazza goal and I'm just drinking coffee in the hopes it helps them wake up.
Please, my mental health depends on a win because the meds aren't working.
Please, my mental health depends on a win because the meds aren't working.
Bruin looking more desperate than me in my 20s looking for affection.
They need to settle it down. They've got this, if they can just manage to control themselves (and the puck) a little more.
Stop being sloppy as Weetbix after 10 minutes in milk.
They need to settle it down. They've got this, if they can just manage to control themselves (and the puck) a little more.
Stop being sloppy as Weetbix after 10 minutes in milk.
November 24, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Bruin looking more desperate than me in my 20s looking for affection.
They need to settle it down. They've got this, if they can just manage to control themselves (and the puck) a little more.
Stop being sloppy as Weetbix after 10 minutes in milk.
They need to settle it down. They've got this, if they can just manage to control themselves (and the puck) a little more.
Stop being sloppy as Weetbix after 10 minutes in milk.