problemosolver
@problemosolver.bsky.social
professional dumbass / check banner / it takes every ounce of willpower to suppress my furious attraction to the morbidly obese please do not rattle my cage
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Cupcake Uta. Can you really call that a muffin top anymore? Bit big for that now. We can call that a cupcake top now.
November 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Cupcake Uta. Can you really call that a muffin top anymore? Bit big for that now. We can call that a cupcake top now.
Soup Hancock, soupcock, if you will. That vat of soup is WAY bigger on the inside than it looks.
November 11, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Soup Hancock, soupcock, if you will. That vat of soup is WAY bigger on the inside than it looks.
i think more people should draw nami blobs
November 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
i think more people should draw nami blobs
Donut Perona with a big jam-filled belly, yes, it's jam, not any other internal organ like liquid. its JAM, okay, ITS JAM NOT ANYTHING ITS JAM OKAY ITS JAM ITS JAM, JELLY, EVEN, DONT MISTAKE IT ITS JAM ITS JAM. JAM. ITS J
November 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Donut Perona with a big jam-filled belly, yes, it's jam, not any other internal organ like liquid. its JAM, okay, ITS JAM NOT ANYTHING ITS JAM OKAY ITS JAM ITS JAM, JELLY, EVEN, DONT MISTAKE IT ITS JAM ITS JAM. JAM. ITS J
yeah id be cranking my throttle too if i was dating daiwa scarlett too, vodka
November 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
yeah id be cranking my throttle too if i was dating daiwa scarlett too, vodka
Pancake Robin, completely stacked. Her extra limbs are just even more stacks of pancakes. Call her the international house of pancakes the way she's as big as a building
November 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Pancake Robin, completely stacked. Her extra limbs are just even more stacks of pancakes. Call her the international house of pancakes the way she's as big as a building
Pudding cup Lilith ft. York burger cameo
Just cause
Just cause
November 8, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Pudding cup Lilith ft. York burger cameo
Just cause
Just cause
Jello Vivi. No, she CAN'T stop wobbling. Yes, she IS blue-flavored.
November 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Jello Vivi. No, she CAN'T stop wobbling. Yes, she IS blue-flavored.
alright well i've got a couple of these so ill just start posting them whenever. I hope you guys arent expecting anything more than me being silly and stupid though
anyways, ice cream cake Nami
anyways, ice cream cake Nami
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
alright well i've got a couple of these so ill just start posting them whenever. I hope you guys arent expecting anything more than me being silly and stupid though
anyways, ice cream cake Nami
anyways, ice cream cake Nami
post-Egghead Lilith convincing Nami and Robin to serve as her fatass calorie-consuming satellites by bribing Nami with jewels and convincing Robin because she's just odd like that
of course, all that brainpower just goes to helping feed them more
of course, all that brainpower just goes to helping feed them more
November 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
post-Egghead Lilith convincing Nami and Robin to serve as her fatass calorie-consuming satellites by bribing Nami with jewels and convincing Robin because she's just odd like that
of course, all that brainpower just goes to helping feed them more
of course, all that brainpower just goes to helping feed them more
the fatassery on display here...
November 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
the fatassery on display here...
the unspecified funny bingo chart full of a bunch of characters (minus one piece since i already talk about it way too much)
November 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
the unspecified funny bingo chart full of a bunch of characters (minus one piece since i already talk about it way too much)
im gauging interest on 20 dollar sketch comms sometime in the future, how many of you would be interested?
(unrelated nami blob face)
(unrelated nami blob face)
October 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
im gauging interest on 20 dollar sketch comms sometime in the future, how many of you would be interested?
(unrelated nami blob face)
(unrelated nami blob face)
Egghead fashion can't hide those curves. OR the barrel of beer Nami chugged earlier.
October 29, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Egghead fashion can't hide those curves. OR the barrel of beer Nami chugged earlier.
FUCK thats true, i was too focused on this part, but dammit i should've done that too
October 28, 2025 at 4:06 PM
FUCK thats true, i was too focused on this part, but dammit i should've done that too
one piece filler villain talking shit like one visit to Nami's stomach won't send them directly to hell
October 28, 2025 at 3:58 PM
one piece filler villain talking shit like one visit to Nami's stomach won't send them directly to hell
nami with this kind of fit waddling onto the bus after the gym, drenched in sweat and tilting the entire thing as she steps on and bends over to smother 4 seats at once with her sweaty swamp ass and keeps burping from the bumps
(and the bus driver is also Jinbe, everybody say hi jinbe)
(and the bus driver is also Jinbe, everybody say hi jinbe)
October 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
nami with this kind of fit waddling onto the bus after the gym, drenched in sweat and tilting the entire thing as she steps on and bends over to smother 4 seats at once with her sweaty swamp ass and keeps burping from the bumps
(and the bus driver is also Jinbe, everybody say hi jinbe)
(and the bus driver is also Jinbe, everybody say hi jinbe)
Hancock making Nami test out dress elasticity, stage durability, and intern marketability.
(no, the dress didn't survive past lunch)
(no, the dress didn't survive past lunch)
October 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Hancock making Nami test out dress elasticity, stage durability, and intern marketability.
(no, the dress didn't survive past lunch)
(no, the dress didn't survive past lunch)
October 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Nami's become quite the party animal during her time at university (the animal is a cow (or even a pig, if you will (one might even say a whale)))
October 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Nami's become quite the party animal during her time at university (the animal is a cow (or even a pig, if you will (one might even say a whale)))
And some even more college au character sheets for Uta, Tashigi, and Doll
October 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
And some even more college au character sheets for Uta, Tashigi, and Doll
I don't actually have any plans for a college au York, but she DOES exists and she's just as scummy as the canon York
October 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I don't actually have any plans for a college au York, but she DOES exists and she's just as scummy as the canon York
During a college festival, Nami getting roped into helping Pudding and her club set up a stand for selling pastries and desserts... with a dress code
She bought a size smaller for Nami to humiliate her, but she kind of regrets it now because her stand might get shut down for indecent exposure
She bought a size smaller for Nami to humiliate her, but she kind of regrets it now because her stand might get shut down for indecent exposure
October 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
During a college festival, Nami getting roped into helping Pudding and her club set up a stand for selling pastries and desserts... with a dress code
She bought a size smaller for Nami to humiliate her, but she kind of regrets it now because her stand might get shut down for indecent exposure
She bought a size smaller for Nami to humiliate her, but she kind of regrets it now because her stand might get shut down for indecent exposure