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Parker Roberts
@probertsmusic.bsky.social
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he/him. new music coming soon.

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probertsmusic.bsky.social
A photo of Sean Penn in the film One Battle After Another with the text “You like mashed potatoes? I love em.” underneath. This is in reference to a line he says in the film.
November 27, 2025 at 1:36 PM
probertsmusic.bsky.social
one of my favorite moments in film this year is Dijon asking Leo DiCaprio what kind of pussy is his favorite. just about the last thing i expected on my cinema bingo card this year but i’m glad it happened
November 10, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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themountaingoats.bsky.social
showing up at cracker barrel dressed as the scrapped new logo, sobbing uncontrollably in the gift shop, screaming desperately at the day manager to give me another chance
August 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
probertsmusic.bsky.social
Well deserved
August 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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jamellebouie.net
i'll say it again, my loud and vigorous support for any democrat who calls for televised hearings and criminal charges for everyone involved in DOGE. this guy should never be able to live in peace again.
propublica.org ProPublica @propublica.org · Aug 22
On the left: Nate Cavanagh, a 28-year-old DOGE staffer and college dropout.

On the right: Mohammad Halimi, a 53-year-old exiled Afghan scholar.

This is the story of how DOGE targeted Halimi on social media.

Then the Taliban took his family. 🧵
Photo of DOGE staffer Nate Cavanagh, a 28-year-old white man in a blue pullover, carrying a black backpack. Photo of 53-year-old Afghan scholar Mohammad Halimi. He is sitting, wearing white pants and shirt with a brown vest.
August 22, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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johnholland.bsky.social
I will always remember James Dobson by how he described beating his dog to inspire millions of parents to beat their children.
When I told Sigmund to leave his warm seat and go to bed, he flattened his ears and slowly turned his head toward me. He deliberately braced himself by placing one paw on the edge of the furry lid, then hunched his shoulders, raised his lips to reveal the molars on both sides, and uttered his most threatening growl. That was Siggie's way of saying, "Get lost!" I had seen this defiant mood before, and knew there was only one way to deal with it. The only way to make Siggie obey is to threaten him with destruction. Nothing else works. I turned and went to my closet and got a small belt to help me "reason" with Mr. Freud. My wife, who was watching this drama unfold, tells me that as soon as I left the room, Siggie jumped from his perch and looked down the hall to see where I had gone. Then he got behind her When I returned, I held up the belt and again told my angry dog to go get into his bed. He stood his ground so 1 gave him a firm swat across the rear end, and he tried to bite the belt. I hit him again and he tried to bite me. What developed next is impossible to describe. That tiny dog and I had the most vicious fight ever staged between man and beast. I fought him up one wall and down the other, with both of us scratching and clawing and growling and swinging the belt. I am embarrassed by the memory of the entire scene. Inch by inch I moved him toward the family room and his bed. As a final desperate maneuver, Siggie jumped up on the couch and backed into the corner for one last snarling stand. I eventually got him to bed, but only because I outweighed him 200 to 12!
August 21, 2025 at 2:42 PM
probertsmusic.bsky.social
A photo of the “Doom Guy” protagonist from the Doom video game series fighting a legion of demons alongside a river of fire in Hell. A quote above him says in all caps “WHERE IS JAMES DOBSON”.
August 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM
probertsmusic.bsky.social
starting the week off with good vibes
A sign of the fast food chain Wendy’s with the phrase “Misfortune Awaits For You” written in arrangeable letters
August 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
probertsmusic.bsky.social
“Feelin’ normal never really meant me feelin’ sane
And being clear about the truth and
Being sane have never really been the same
I used to wanna get the chance to show the world I’m smart
Isn’t that dumb? I should’ve focused mostly on the heart” - Run The Jewels
June 6, 2025 at 2:52 PM
probertsmusic.bsky.social
last minute ballot adjustments for the Oscars tonight. red is who will (likely) win, blue is my pick. who are you rooting for?
March 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
probertsmusic.bsky.social
saw the new captain america so i finally had a chance to update this boxd.it/E6BpK
February 15, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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eve6.bsky.social
Bumping this with the hope that a senator might see it
schumer.senate.gov Chuck Schumer @schumer.senate.gov · Feb 3
Congress must take action to restore the rule of law.
February 4, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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jessdkant.bsky.social
Weird how not a single one of the newspapers and magazines that have been breathlessly churning out "cancel culture" thinkpieces for the past four years have managed to use the word "censorship" at all to describe the most rapid and comprehensive campaign of mass-censorship in recent US history.
February 4, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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juliusgoat.bsky.social
And once he complies they should issue the exact same ultimatum about something else. They need to treat his presidency as illegitimate, which is what it is.
gregsargent.bsky.social Greg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · Feb 4
Here's something Dems can consider doing right now: Band together and tell Trump and the GOP that they will not get *a single vote* for any legislation or nominee until he ends Elon Musk's illegal mission to gut our government.

My exchange w/Rep Don Beyer on this:

newrepublic.com/article/1910...
February 4, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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esqueer.net
Elon endorses sending US citizens to prisons in El Salvador. Elon is an existential threat to every US citizen.
A screenshot of a tweet by Elon Musk replying to a tweet by Nayib Bukele. Musk's tweet says, "Great idea!!". Bukele’s tweet states that El Salvador has offered the U.S. the option to outsource part of its prison system, taking in convicted criminals, including U.S. citizens, into El Salvador's mega-prison. The tweet includes four images: an aerial night view of a large prison complex with bright lights, another aerial shot of the facility, a crowded room of shirtless tattooed prisoners sitting with their hands on their heads, and a group of heavily armed guards overseeing a mass of prisoners in a large hall.
February 4, 2025 at 4:23 AM
probertsmusic.bsky.social
should’ve been woody allen smh
January 17, 2025 at 3:09 AM
probertsmusic.bsky.social
saw 75 new releases this year, these were my favorites.

full list: boxd.it/twFSY
January 1, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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comradegloop.bsky.social
“When they go low, we go high.”

Wrong.

When they go low, curb stomp them.
November 29, 2024 at 9:01 PM
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junlper.beer
israel is the most immoral and evil country in the modern world
aljazeera.com Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · Nov 26
Israeli airstrikes shook Lebanon's capital, Beirut, moments after US President Biden announced that Israel and Hezbollah had agreed to a ceasefire deal.

🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/zf26lp
November 26, 2024 at 9:44 PM
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aoc.bsky.social
Good. It’s horrific how other platforms abused their reach to strangle local, independent, and national outlets alike.

I WANT to see news and actual vetted work and I WANT journalists to get rewarded for it.

Because I want to live in a thinking human world over some AI generated slop dystopia
November 27, 2024 at 1:38 AM
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jemelehill.bsky.social
The media’s appetite for failure at one of the most critical points in our history is truly stunning.
thetnholler.bsky.social The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · Nov 23
How it started How it’s going

@usatoday.com “fact check” edition
November 23, 2024 at 9:45 PM
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sasquatch.bsky.social
It's all tied together and don't let them trick you into thinking it's for safety
November 21, 2024 at 6:34 PM
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cartamonir.com
Trans day of remembrance. Don't just focus on those trans people who have been murdered by strangers in public. Also remember the trans people who were denied healthcare, allowed to die in prison, encouraged to kill themselves by their loved ones, buried under the wrong name by their families.
November 20, 2024 at 3:34 PM
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juliaserano.bsky.social
this essay is full of actual research showing trans women pose no threat to cis women in restrooms & other sex-segregated spaces. if you encounter any cis ppl discussing/debating the Mace/McBride/congressional restroom fuckery, pls share this link with them:
juliaserano.medium.com/transgender-...
Transgender People, Bathrooms, and Sexual Predators: What the Data Say
Content Warning: while I will not be describing any actual instances of sexual violence or child sexual abuse, these issues (and false…
juliaserano.medium.com
November 19, 2024 at 5:59 PM