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malamute mommy
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one day i will become god and fix all of this mess but until then let’s smoke

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this is a major blow from trump
November 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The ‘mute enjoying his new outdoor bed!
November 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Eat shit, Kim ❤️
November 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Guys it finally happened!! 🍾🎊🎉👏🥳🪅🥂

Hopefully warming up for the big one soon!!!!
November 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Aaaaaaand I got a flat tire
October 30, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Yall I’ve been so stressed I realized I haven’t taken my meds for a week. ADHD is a bitch.
October 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
It feels so good and also so scary to freak out at someone that deserves it. They’ve been pushing and pushing for the past year and I snapped.

Also, don’t let ANYONE live with you, not even family. They’ll take your kindness and throw it in your face as soon as you stop playing along.
October 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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It's not about what this country can or can’t afford. It’s about priorities. [Cartoon by Jesse Duquette]
October 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I haven’t burned a bridge in a WHILE but holy shit does it feel good!
October 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Guys I have a house 🥹
No more moving from place to place, finally a yard for the dog, finally able to make a place truly our own, and I have an incredible, beautiful, fiancee to do it all with.

I feel so lucky
October 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Closed on our house today 🥹
October 24, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Maybe one king?
October 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I love making people suffer for being assholes.
October 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Gender is weird. Im afab, I present very femme, I consider myself a femme lesbian and I don’t experience dysphoria, but in the inside I feel genderless, and spiritually I feel connect to more masculine energy.
October 17, 2025 at 5:08 PM
What do you do when your dog knows how to open doors and jars?? He’s like a month away from figuring out the child locks at this point
October 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
big shoutout to this guy who just scared off a tweaker who was following us from the park 👍
October 7, 2025 at 11:51 PM
You know what? I’m never not going to run my mouth and be a problem and I’m not going to stop just because some fascists don’t like hearing it
October 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Lmao i got blocked bc i asked a swiftie why she felt the need to defend a grown adult billionaire like she’s a child
October 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
One tired doggy 🥰
October 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
October 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Just a reminder that I’m evil and I wish death and destruction upon my enemies. I’m in therapy rn to be less evil, but I’m still evil.
October 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I love being a huge faggot
October 2, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Baby boy’s 4th birthday was yesterday!
October 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I know this is terrible but i really don’t understand why people actively choose to get ugly dogs
September 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Everything is awful. Let’s have fun anyway.
September 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM