Probably Not A Capybara
@probablynotarobot.bsky.social
Sometimes I pretend that I’m summoning bears to eat the people I don’t like.
“We” haven’t been SHIT, sister, and I will never trust your judgement enough to know how to cross the street alone.
Morons.
Morons.
October 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
“We” haven’t been SHIT, sister, and I will never trust your judgement enough to know how to cross the street alone.
Morons.
Morons.
•Aktshually• the absolute best time, historically, is during a military parade when all the kids with strong ideals and good knees are walking around with guns. These guys are unarmed upper management.
I feel like several of them probably fell asleep which is likely the same to Cheeto Benito.
I feel like several of them probably fell asleep which is likely the same to Cheeto Benito.
October 1, 2025 at 10:54 AM
•Aktshually• the absolute best time, historically, is during a military parade when all the kids with strong ideals and good knees are walking around with guns. These guys are unarmed upper management.
I feel like several of them probably fell asleep which is likely the same to Cheeto Benito.
I feel like several of them probably fell asleep which is likely the same to Cheeto Benito.
I’m still not used to it. Every new bizarre twist renews my shock and disbelief, and it is infuriating.
I’ll never be used to being repeatedly stabbed with a broken bottle.
I’ll never be used to being repeatedly stabbed with a broken bottle.
October 1, 2025 at 10:48 AM
I’m still not used to it. Every new bizarre twist renews my shock and disbelief, and it is infuriating.
I’ll never be used to being repeatedly stabbed with a broken bottle.
I’ll never be used to being repeatedly stabbed with a broken bottle.
Hope they have better security against conservatives this time.
…oh wait.
…oh wait.
October 1, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Hope they have better security against conservatives this time.
…oh wait.
…oh wait.
Ha! I literally just posted this.
Reporters need to start adding disclaimers to the end of their questions to combative politicians, like “…and feel free to not answer the question directly if you don’t think you can do so intelligently.”
October 1, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Ha! I literally just posted this.
Sooooo, I guess conservatives don’t like podcasters this week?
October 1, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Sooooo, I guess conservatives don’t like podcasters this week?
Can you even imagine what would have happened if Obama had authorized this kind of messaging?
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October 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Can you even imagine what would have happened if Obama had authorized this kind of messaging?
He… He CONFESSED?? Are we sure this guy is a Republican?
September 30, 2025 at 11:26 AM
He… He CONFESSED?? Are we sure this guy is a Republican?
Man, that’s crazy. How much time do you think a pedophile would get?
September 30, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Man, that’s crazy. How much time do you think a pedophile would get?