Probably Not A Capybara
@probablynotarobot.bsky.social
Sometimes I pretend that I’m summoning bears to eat the people I don’t like.
They hate it when you quote them. I wonder why that is…
October 1, 2025 at 10:22 PM
They hate it when you quote them. I wonder why that is…
Right?? Like, I wasn’t “indoctrinated” to not enjoy putting my hand on a hot stove.
October 1, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Right?? Like, I wasn’t “indoctrinated” to not enjoy putting my hand on a hot stove.
Reporters need to start adding disclaimers to the end of their questions to combative politicians, like “…and feel free to not answer the question directly if you don’t think you can do so intelligently.”
October 1, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Reporters need to start adding disclaimers to the end of their questions to combative politicians, like “…and feel free to not answer the question directly if you don’t think you can do so intelligently.”
Man, that’s crazy. How much time do you think a pedophile would get?
September 30, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Man, that’s crazy. How much time do you think a pedophile would get?
Hey, that’s really interesting.
Anyway
Anyway
September 21, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Hey, that’s really interesting.
Anyway
Anyway
The house is literally burning down and we still have people on both sides demanding that we debate the actual definition of “fire” with them.
September 18, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The house is literally burning down and we still have people on both sides demanding that we debate the actual definition of “fire” with them.
It’s crazy how MAGA, upon discovering that their philosophy was so roundly hated, not just by Americans, but by billions of people around the world, decided that instead of being introspective and changing, invented an imaginary mental illness to describe what ACTUALLY causes the hatred of them.
August 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
It’s crazy how MAGA, upon discovering that their philosophy was so roundly hated, not just by Americans, but by billions of people around the world, decided that instead of being introspective and changing, invented an imaginary mental illness to describe what ACTUALLY causes the hatred of them.
FEELINGS.
DON’T.
EQUAL.
FACTS.
DON’T.
EQUAL.
FACTS.
August 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
FEELINGS.
DON’T.
EQUAL.
FACTS.
DON’T.
EQUAL.
FACTS.
…and the rubes just keep eating it up.
July 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
…and the rubes just keep eating it up.
“You think the government controls magical weather weapons now, but only the Democrats.”
July 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
“You think the government controls magical weather weapons now, but only the Democrats.”
Why is this dude SO unhinged? Seriously, he’s exhausting.
July 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Why is this dude SO unhinged? Seriously, he’s exhausting.
So, the traitor Dan Bishop is calling for the Mayor of Newark and members of Congress to be hunted down.
Literally. Hunted down.
Literally. Hunted down.
May 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
So, the traitor Dan Bishop is calling for the Mayor of Newark and members of Congress to be hunted down.
Literally. Hunted down.
Literally. Hunted down.
Quick reminder that nobody is coming to save you. There is no secret 4th branch of the government dedicated to stopping the wheels that have been set in motion, and nobody who even believes they stand to gain from the current administration’s actions has any motivation to help you, whatsoever.
April 15, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Quick reminder that nobody is coming to save you. There is no secret 4th branch of the government dedicated to stopping the wheels that have been set in motion, and nobody who even believes they stand to gain from the current administration’s actions has any motivation to help you, whatsoever.
Strongest economy in the world.
Lowest unemployment in 50 years.
Strongest stock market in decades.
“We should totally destroy this evil system!”
- MAGATs
Lowest unemployment in 50 years.
Strongest stock market in decades.
“We should totally destroy this evil system!”
- MAGATs
April 3, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Strongest economy in the world.
Lowest unemployment in 50 years.
Strongest stock market in decades.
“We should totally destroy this evil system!”
- MAGATs
Lowest unemployment in 50 years.
Strongest stock market in decades.
“We should totally destroy this evil system!”
- MAGATs
“…without due process there are no citizens, you are whatever the nearest ICE agent says you are.”
- @agraybee
- @agraybee
March 31, 2025 at 2:56 PM
“…without due process there are no citizens, you are whatever the nearest ICE agent says you are.”
- @agraybee
- @agraybee
Hey, real quick: Stop pronouncing foreign words and names with a foreign accent.
The people you’re talking to either speak the foreign language, in which case your accent just sounds silly to them, or they don’t, in which case they won’t understand it with your accent.
Meme for tax.
The people you’re talking to either speak the foreign language, in which case your accent just sounds silly to them, or they don’t, in which case they won’t understand it with your accent.
Meme for tax.
March 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Hey, real quick: Stop pronouncing foreign words and names with a foreign accent.
The people you’re talking to either speak the foreign language, in which case your accent just sounds silly to them, or they don’t, in which case they won’t understand it with your accent.
Meme for tax.
The people you’re talking to either speak the foreign language, in which case your accent just sounds silly to them, or they don’t, in which case they won’t understand it with your accent.
Meme for tax.
Wanted to update my Pike Pass, so I went out to my car, unlocked it, got in, and then sat there for a full five minutes trying to figure out why I’d walked out to my car.
I looked in the console.
I looked in the glove box.
I looked in the back seat.
I needed a photo of my tag number. 🙂
I looked in the console.
I looked in the glove box.
I looked in the back seat.
I needed a photo of my tag number. 🙂
March 21, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Wanted to update my Pike Pass, so I went out to my car, unlocked it, got in, and then sat there for a full five minutes trying to figure out why I’d walked out to my car.
I looked in the console.
I looked in the glove box.
I looked in the back seat.
I needed a photo of my tag number. 🙂
I looked in the console.
I looked in the glove box.
I looked in the back seat.
I needed a photo of my tag number. 🙂
Happy first day of spring.
March 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Happy first day of spring.
And they hadn’t even sent the Saturday night email yet.
February 23, 2025 at 6:13 AM
And they hadn’t even sent the Saturday night email yet.
