Wren
probablyhumanwren.bsky.social
Wren
@probablyhumanwren.bsky.social
Competitively gay
Seoul
October 6, 2025 at 5:58 AM
"Wren stated they were put on this earth by God himself for the sole purpose of making everyone's life miserable"

My therapist case noted this quote but just case notes my penguin facts as "Wren talked about penguins" 😒
September 19, 2025 at 4:37 AM
One student just referenced her own previous essay and it has me dying. Literally presented it as "As Smith (2025, pp. 2) argues..."
September 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
It's okay, my curve curved again.
September 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Fuck me this is bleak.
But please, do continue to use GenAI slop thumbnails for your YouTube videos, or your album art, or your book covers or whatever else. I'll continue to refuse to watch/listen/read any of them, knowing already they're not worth the time & that you're a disappointing lazy hack.
September 18, 2025 at 9:14 AM
What is up with uni students writing essays made up of "paragraphs" that are 2-3 sentences long at most? Many even just have standalone sentences that don't link anywhere.

It's just a bunch of nebulous ideas floating around that the reader has to struggle to string together to make a coherent idea
September 18, 2025 at 7:04 PM
My director of services accused me of "colluding against her" with the program manager. I think I'm gonna put that on my resume.
September 9, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Okay I marked 5 late assessments and my fucking curve is flat 😒
Look at this mf curve. Fucking beautiful.
August 22, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Look at this mf curve. Fucking beautiful.
August 17, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Poor Hugo got really sick but he recovered well with a heap of meds. Thanks to MY meds, I was stressed but didn't have a melt down, didn't rush him to the ER unnecessarily, and didn't have constant intrusive thoughts and spiral out of control. What a win for both of us. #proudlybroughttoyoubyvalium
August 11, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Sometimes when I'm at work, I worry that I will accidentally say
"shut the fuck up" out loud instead of in my head.
August 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Their faces when I quit because they denied a woman accommodation because of her job, and I had already said I would quit if they denied a woman accommodation because of her job.
August 8, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I hate this organisation. They hired a whore as the team leader and then got upset when said whore supported fellow whore clients.
August 8, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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August 7, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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TRANS HEALTHCARE TROLLEY PROBLEM

A runaway trolley is set to roll down the empty track, saving the trans people.

However, that guy over there might voluntarily walk onto the train track.

Do you pull the lever, sacrificing the trans people to protect that one guy from possibly making a mistake?
August 6, 2025 at 1:05 PM
My dog is at home in bed in one of his five made to measure coats, and I'm walking to work in the rain with no coat because I do not own one.
August 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Today I paid my therapy invoice twice, and didn't notice until they messaged to ask if I would like a refund or credit for my next appointment. It hit me like a tonne of bricks that this is what financial stability feels like.
August 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Why was I late to work? Was too busy crying over dead little penguins washing up South Australian beaches.
August 3, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I went to the bathroom and left my laptop unattended for A MINUTE. Came back and Polly was curled up on the keyboard and had re written a student's feedback to "pkĺlllmgiioop】78bbnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]"
August 3, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Hugo had another photoshoot today! I can't wait to see him in Tails of the World again 😍
August 2, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Tis the season
August 1, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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Happy salt air 🍃 and the rust on your door day 🍃 to all who celebrate 🍃
July 31, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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My psychiatrist says I’m funny.
July 31, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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I am increasingly sick and tired of businesses trying to force me to install their proprietary apps! My phone is full! Let me print my boarding pass at the airport! Let me get a posted paper schedule for the con! YOU ARE NOT MORE IMPORTANT THAN 5,000 PICTURES OF MY CATS!
July 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM