Dustin
@probablydustin.bsky.social
A vast array of increasingly-dated pop culture references and unimpressive trivia made manifest in human form. Data analyst, arts enthusiast, and #Crew96 fan.
A performance of the Star Spangled Banner with meter changes and unnatural pauses. How… creatively informed. 🫤
September 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
A performance of the Star Spangled Banner with meter changes and unnatural pauses. How… creatively informed. 🫤
Reddit appears to be down, and now I don’t know how to behave outside of the match thread for the Crew game
August 30, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Reddit appears to be down, and now I don’t know how to behave outside of the match thread for the Crew game
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Sure sounds like Crew lied to their fans about MLS’s flag policy and only changed after media pushed.
#Crew96
#Crew96
MLS flag policy sparks defiance: ‘Fans should not be punished for supporting their player’
Amid a lack of clarity over MLS policy, Columbus Crew fans say security threatened ejections, bans for the presence of Palestinian flags
www.nytimes.com
August 29, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Sure sounds like Crew lied to their fans about MLS’s flag policy and only changed after media pushed.
#Crew96
#Crew96
I am here for this tifo. Both in the spiritual and literal sense.
Great job, artists.
Great job, artists.
August 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I am here for this tifo. Both in the spiritual and literal sense.
Great job, artists.
Great job, artists.
I made several mistakes in the last hour:
1) Opening an email from Nextdoor
2) Logging into Nextdoor
3) Clicking into the comment thread on a post about property taxes
Now actively debating about just deleting my seldom-used Nextdoor account.
1) Opening an email from Nextdoor
2) Logging into Nextdoor
3) Clicking into the comment thread on a post about property taxes
Now actively debating about just deleting my seldom-used Nextdoor account.
August 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I made several mistakes in the last hour:
1) Opening an email from Nextdoor
2) Logging into Nextdoor
3) Clicking into the comment thread on a post about property taxes
Now actively debating about just deleting my seldom-used Nextdoor account.
1) Opening an email from Nextdoor
2) Logging into Nextdoor
3) Clicking into the comment thread on a post about property taxes
Now actively debating about just deleting my seldom-used Nextdoor account.
Best wishes to all of this year’s #Pelotonia riders! Thanks for your contribution toward ending cancer. I have you all have a great ride and enjoy the amazing weather.
August 2, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Best wishes to all of this year’s #Pelotonia riders! Thanks for your contribution toward ending cancer. I have you all have a great ride and enjoy the amazing weather.
I don't know what this says about me, but Dave Grusin's Theme from St. Elsewhere is absolutely one of my "let's do this" work jams, and it has been since my workstudy job for IT in college.
July 31, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I don't know what this says about me, but Dave Grusin's Theme from St. Elsewhere is absolutely one of my "let's do this" work jams, and it has been since my workstudy job for IT in college.
Important to note that #Crew96 undefeated in the Archive Collection era. I hope we keep finding occasions to wear that kit, it is an absolute gem.
July 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Important to note that #Crew96 undefeated in the Archive Collection era. I hope we keep finding occasions to wear that kit, it is an absolute gem.
Oh right, harken back to an idyllic time when everyone was dying of dysentery.
[looks at HHS]
Wow, you really mean it don’t you?
[looks at HHS]
Wow, you really mean it don’t you?
The official DHS account is now tweeting about “your homeland’s heritage”
July 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Oh right, harken back to an idyllic time when everyone was dying of dysentery.
[looks at HHS]
Wow, you really mean it don’t you?
[looks at HHS]
Wow, you really mean it don’t you?
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who or Transformers.
July 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who or Transformers.
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1977: why would the bartender in star wars even care if some robots with artificial intelligence came into his bar
2025: ohhh ok
2025: ohhh ok
July 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
1977: why would the bartender in star wars even care if some robots with artificial intelligence came into his bar
2025: ohhh ok
2025: ohhh ok
Got a parking ticket today because I didn’t notice that I’d started my session in the parking app under the wrong car.
Still would rather pay that to the city than give a single cent to CampusParc.
Still would rather pay that to the city than give a single cent to CampusParc.
July 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Got a parking ticket today because I didn’t notice that I’d started my session in the parking app under the wrong car.
Still would rather pay that to the city than give a single cent to CampusParc.
Still would rather pay that to the city than give a single cent to CampusParc.
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Crew 2 players and officials get a hydration break every 15 minutes but HCS doesn't have free cups for fans to fill at fountains. Only cups available are for $9 souvenir sodas.
#Crew96
#Crew96
July 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Crew 2 players and officials get a hydration break every 15 minutes but HCS doesn't have free cups for fans to fill at fountains. Only cups available are for $9 souvenir sodas.
#Crew96
#Crew96
Me: [puts on Rockapella while making dinner for something different]
Child: Can you please put on something else?
…
[makes confused face]
Are they singing about Carmen Sandiego?
Child: Can you please put on something else?
…
[makes confused face]
Are they singing about Carmen Sandiego?
June 30, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Me: [puts on Rockapella while making dinner for something different]
Child: Can you please put on something else?
…
[makes confused face]
Are they singing about Carmen Sandiego?
Child: Can you please put on something else?
…
[makes confused face]
Are they singing about Carmen Sandiego?
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars, Star Trek, lord of the rings or marvel.
June 30, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars, Star Trek, lord of the rings or marvel.
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Just a friendly #Crew96 reminder that since this is a home game, you can easily switch the commentary to the radio feed with Chris Doran which is infinitely better than anything AppleTV has available.
June 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Just a friendly #Crew96 reminder that since this is a home game, you can easily switch the commentary to the radio feed with Chris Doran which is infinitely better than anything AppleTV has available.
Because it was 614 day, I pulled this gem off the wall to wear to the #Crew96 match. Now I am left questioning if I need to keep it out because tonight’s banger of a game.
June 15, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Because it was 614 day, I pulled this gem off the wall to wear to the #Crew96 match. Now I am left questioning if I need to keep it out because tonight’s banger of a game.
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Some thoughts about the military parade in my hometown of Washington DC today -- specifically, the route. Military parades in DC are quite rare. But when they happen, they have always begun, symbolically and geographically, at the Capitol and moved outward. 1/
June 14, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Some thoughts about the military parade in my hometown of Washington DC today -- specifically, the route. Military parades in DC are quite rare. But when they happen, they have always begun, symbolically and geographically, at the Capitol and moved outward. 1/
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Today they have crossed a deep red line.
We, the people, must hold the president and his appointees accountable for this outrageous abuse against American liberty.
We, the people, must hold the president and his appointees accountable for this outrageous abuse against American liberty.
June 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Today they have crossed a deep red line.
We, the people, must hold the president and his appointees accountable for this outrageous abuse against American liberty.
We, the people, must hold the president and his appointees accountable for this outrageous abuse against American liberty.