Orpheus "Tempest/Storm" Wren is very tired 🏳️⚧️
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36, trans, physically broken, AuDHD, C-PTSD. Still wearing masks
Single but still married
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Single but still married
NOT dating
Keybard author
he/him
Discord: (mutuals only, DM me)
Ko-fi books/music: https://ko-fi.com/orpheusandeli/shop
Get something free on me 💚
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Beloveds, please remember: even when the world is on fire, your garden hose of compassion and care DOES make a difference, however so humble
Try to stay hydrated. Take the meds and do the things that help you. Eat a food. Try to get outside for about 5 minutes if you can
You are NOT failing
Try to stay hydrated. Take the meds and do the things that help you. Eat a food. Try to get outside for about 5 minutes if you can
You are NOT failing
Reposted by Orpheus "Tempest/Storm" Wren is very tired 🏳️⚧️
Random and unsoclicited reminder that I have a trans and gay erotica novella about a rebellion overthrowing a facist regime in the US with the help of psychic aliens that I released last year on I think like October 30th or something
You should get a copy for free because fuck facism that's why
You should get a copy for free because fuck facism that's why
No Use For Fear epub - Orpheus and Eli's Ko-fi Shop
The epub of a very patriotic erotica novella
ko-fi.com
October 6, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Random and unsoclicited reminder that I have a trans and gay erotica novella about a rebellion overthrowing a facist regime in the US with the help of psychic aliens that I released last year on I think like October 30th or something
You should get a copy for free because fuck facism that's why
You should get a copy for free because fuck facism that's why
Reposted by Orpheus "Tempest/Storm" Wren is very tired 🏳️⚧️
I'm watching V for Vendetta (a day late, I got tired) and good gods this movie has so many banger lines
"People should not be afraid of their governments, goverments should be afraid of their people."
"Our integrity sells for so little, but it is all we really have."
"God is in the rain."
"People should not be afraid of their governments, goverments should be afraid of their people."
"Our integrity sells for so little, but it is all we really have."
"God is in the rain."
November 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I'm watching V for Vendetta (a day late, I got tired) and good gods this movie has so many banger lines
"People should not be afraid of their governments, goverments should be afraid of their people."
"Our integrity sells for so little, but it is all we really have."
"God is in the rain."
"People should not be afraid of their governments, goverments should be afraid of their people."
"Our integrity sells for so little, but it is all we really have."
"God is in the rain."
I didn't even study
my therapist and I did a pre-screening for ADHD both inattentive and hyperactive today and guys I got 100% on my ADHD test
November 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I didn't even study
Reposted by Orpheus "Tempest/Storm" Wren is very tired 🏳️⚧️
this is a random and unprompted reminder that literally all crypto has been used for child pronography and human trafficking so Just Don't 🫡
June 5, 2024 at 4:40 PM
this is a random and unprompted reminder that literally all crypto has been used for child pronography and human trafficking so Just Don't 🫡
my therapist and I did a pre-screening for ADHD both inattentive and hyperactive today and guys I got 100% on my ADHD test
November 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
my therapist and I did a pre-screening for ADHD both inattentive and hyperactive today and guys I got 100% on my ADHD test
November 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
People who don't read my Grindr profile and send me unsolicited dick pics get asked questions like "What do you think about Maimonides and his book The Guide for the Perplexed?"
November 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
People who don't read my Grindr profile and send me unsolicited dick pics get asked questions like "What do you think about Maimonides and his book The Guide for the Perplexed?"
I'm listening to Thief of Time again while I argue with my neck about something and
"What would you have done if I hadn't been there, pray?"
"Yes, probably."
*wheeeeeze* SIR TERRY 🤣🤣🤣
"What would you have done if I hadn't been there, pray?"
"Yes, probably."
*wheeeeeze* SIR TERRY 🤣🤣🤣
November 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I'm listening to Thief of Time again while I argue with my neck about something and
"What would you have done if I hadn't been there, pray?"
"Yes, probably."
*wheeeeeze* SIR TERRY 🤣🤣🤣
"What would you have done if I hadn't been there, pray?"
"Yes, probably."
*wheeeeeze* SIR TERRY 🤣🤣🤣
I do not always make good body choices, but I have (finally) figured out that when something pops and I feel a bunch of muscles relaxing all at once, I should lay down
It NEVER ends well when I don't/can't do that
It NEVER ends well when I don't/can't do that
November 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I do not always make good body choices, but I have (finally) figured out that when something pops and I feel a bunch of muscles relaxing all at once, I should lay down
It NEVER ends well when I don't/can't do that
It NEVER ends well when I don't/can't do that
I've been wanting to cook a lot more recently. I made nutella the other day, today I'd like to make cheesecake, I'm planning some stuff for gluten free bread soon...
I hope I'm not having a mental bake down
I hope I'm not having a mental bake down
November 9, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I've been wanting to cook a lot more recently. I made nutella the other day, today I'd like to make cheesecake, I'm planning some stuff for gluten free bread soon...
I hope I'm not having a mental bake down
I hope I'm not having a mental bake down
...
*thousand yard stare into eternity*
Anyone reading this should buy lots of the cheap food staples. Best case scenario you have extra. Worst case, maybe you won't starve
#dailyocs
*thousand yard stare into eternity*
Anyone reading this should buy lots of the cheap food staples. Best case scenario you have extra. Worst case, maybe you won't starve
#dailyocs
QRP this post in the exact tone of your OC. Let them say what they want to say - but it has to fit their way of talking!
#dailyocs
#dailyocs
November 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
...
*thousand yard stare into eternity*
Anyone reading this should buy lots of the cheap food staples. Best case scenario you have extra. Worst case, maybe you won't starve
#dailyocs
*thousand yard stare into eternity*
Anyone reading this should buy lots of the cheap food staples. Best case scenario you have extra. Worst case, maybe you won't starve
#dailyocs
Today I want to clean and vaccuum the rest of my room and water the garden and make cheesecake as well as finish the laundry I've already started
I'm guessing like two, maybe three of these things will happen because I alwasy forget to carry the CHRONIC PAIN when I plan my days
I'm guessing like two, maybe three of these things will happen because I alwasy forget to carry the CHRONIC PAIN when I plan my days
November 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Today I want to clean and vaccuum the rest of my room and water the garden and make cheesecake as well as finish the laundry I've already started
I'm guessing like two, maybe three of these things will happen because I alwasy forget to carry the CHRONIC PAIN when I plan my days
I'm guessing like two, maybe three of these things will happen because I alwasy forget to carry the CHRONIC PAIN when I plan my days
Thrifty advice for the times we find ourselves in:
If you need a canning jar for whatever reason, buy a jar of pickles
What you then do with the pickles is your own affair (I'd eat them), but congratulations, you have now bought a jar, with pickles, for cheaper than you could buy the jar alone
If you need a canning jar for whatever reason, buy a jar of pickles
What you then do with the pickles is your own affair (I'd eat them), but congratulations, you have now bought a jar, with pickles, for cheaper than you could buy the jar alone
November 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Thrifty advice for the times we find ourselves in:
If you need a canning jar for whatever reason, buy a jar of pickles
What you then do with the pickles is your own affair (I'd eat them), but congratulations, you have now bought a jar, with pickles, for cheaper than you could buy the jar alone
If you need a canning jar for whatever reason, buy a jar of pickles
What you then do with the pickles is your own affair (I'd eat them), but congratulations, you have now bought a jar, with pickles, for cheaper than you could buy the jar alone
I made Nutella yesterday and I kiiiiinda forgot what Nutella DOES to me so anyway I ate 3/4 of the container already
November 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I made Nutella yesterday and I kiiiiinda forgot what Nutella DOES to me so anyway I ate 3/4 of the container already
logging on
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November 8, 2025 at 8:08 PM
logging on
I sprained my right thumb and everything there is bruised and a bit swollen so I'm high key flashbacks to after I broke my left wrist and could functionally only use one hand
November 8, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I sprained my right thumb and everything there is bruised and a bit swollen so I'm high key flashbacks to after I broke my left wrist and could functionally only use one hand
Gender is a performance and I have chosen to express mine in interpretive dance, so I guess I shouldn't be surprised no one knows what I'm doing, exactly, including me
Gender is a performance, and I pulled a Victor-Victoria quick change live on stage
gender is a performance, and I'm terrible at improv. Can somebody hold up cue cards for me?
November 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Gender is a performance and I have chosen to express mine in interpretive dance, so I guess I shouldn't be surprised no one knows what I'm doing, exactly, including me
Sometimes my T shot puts me in himbo mode and y'know what?
a man in a clown costume is holding a sunflower and says that 's okay .
Alt: A man wearing a blue button up shirt, an orange beret, an orange bow tie, orange suspenders/braces, and a beige apron with blue straps saying "That's okay" in a gif
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Sometimes my T shot puts me in himbo mode and y'know what?
I love this in so, so many ways
November 7, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I love this in so, so many ways
I'm watching V for Vendetta (a day late, I got tired) and good gods this movie has so many banger lines
"People should not be afraid of their governments, goverments should be afraid of their people."
"Our integrity sells for so little, but it is all we really have."
"God is in the rain."
"People should not be afraid of their governments, goverments should be afraid of their people."
"Our integrity sells for so little, but it is all we really have."
"God is in the rain."
November 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I'm watching V for Vendetta (a day late, I got tired) and good gods this movie has so many banger lines
"People should not be afraid of their governments, goverments should be afraid of their people."
"Our integrity sells for so little, but it is all we really have."
"God is in the rain."
"People should not be afraid of their governments, goverments should be afraid of their people."
"Our integrity sells for so little, but it is all we really have."
"God is in the rain."
@floregonian.com Hey Jermy
I'm checking in on you to tell you I love you and I hope you're doing pretty tolerable
You're a good bean. I hope you're staying hydrated and stuff
I'm checking in on you to tell you I love you and I hope you're doing pretty tolerable
You're a good bean. I hope you're staying hydrated and stuff
November 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
@floregonian.com Hey Jermy
I'm checking in on you to tell you I love you and I hope you're doing pretty tolerable
You're a good bean. I hope you're staying hydrated and stuff
I'm checking in on you to tell you I love you and I hope you're doing pretty tolerable
You're a good bean. I hope you're staying hydrated and stuff
Yesterday my therapist asked me about the things I had from when I left my husband and she seemed genuinely shocked that it was my laptop, my desktop and its monitor, my tablet, the cords associated with these things, and some clothing. Not a single thing more
My life makes me sad sometimes
My life makes me sad sometimes
November 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Yesterday my therapist asked me about the things I had from when I left my husband and she seemed genuinely shocked that it was my laptop, my desktop and its monitor, my tablet, the cords associated with these things, and some clothing. Not a single thing more
My life makes me sad sometimes
My life makes me sad sometimes
My new psychiatry office's website has its quirks, but I think my favorite is that apparently my race is Legally Separated
November 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
My new psychiatry office's website has its quirks, but I think my favorite is that apparently my race is Legally Separated
I woke up with a migraine and ribs that feel like they're on fire so
Anyway, I'm doing adulting things
Anyway, I'm doing adulting things
November 5, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I woke up with a migraine and ribs that feel like they're on fire so
Anyway, I'm doing adulting things
Anyway, I'm doing adulting things
Reposted by Orpheus "Tempest/Storm" Wren is very tired 🏳️⚧️
Beloveds, please remember: even when the world is on fire, your garden hose of compassion and care DOES make a difference, however so humble
Try to stay hydrated. Take the meds and do the things that help you. Eat a food. Try to get outside for about 5 minutes if you can
You are NOT failing
Try to stay hydrated. Take the meds and do the things that help you. Eat a food. Try to get outside for about 5 minutes if you can
You are NOT failing
July 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Beloveds, please remember: even when the world is on fire, your garden hose of compassion and care DOES make a difference, however so humble
Try to stay hydrated. Take the meds and do the things that help you. Eat a food. Try to get outside for about 5 minutes if you can
You are NOT failing
Try to stay hydrated. Take the meds and do the things that help you. Eat a food. Try to get outside for about 5 minutes if you can
You are NOT failing