also i got a freelance gig lead so 🎉

so i really was threatened with a good time... i'll say hi to the cap guy for ya

i don't think the guy was bad, per se. just aggressively youtube fitness bro vibes.

the kicker: he was worried his true crime recommendations on netflix would be too dark.

sir i fight combat sports, listen to the world's horrors for fun, and saw a third of your list. git gud

given that i got generic benadryl it'll probs be like the cap guy or something

sir i am 5'4 and highly succeptible to medication. do i look like i'm ready to meet the hat man?

*saf peter burke voice* he conned me

i adore my cats. they will answer for their crimes

i swear i have a brain cell