your friendly neighborhood armiger
@privatemenace.bsky.social
they/she (armiger urraca)
it doesn't call me 'lady' else it gets the hose again
SCAdian fencer, scribe, tea snob
it doesn't call me 'lady' else it gets the hose again
SCAdian fencer, scribe, tea snob
unemployment day 16: my life has been vastly improved with the reintroduction of microwave nachos
November 19, 2025 at 7:48 PM
unemployment day 16: my life has been vastly improved with the reintroduction of microwave nachos
unemployment day 11: "you'd think alum would be easier to find in the spice aisle," says the weird historical re-enactor looking for an obscure, food-safe dyeing mordant
November 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
unemployment day 11: "you'd think alum would be easier to find in the spice aisle," says the weird historical re-enactor looking for an obscure, food-safe dyeing mordant
unemployment day 9: we don't talk about the milk reddit
November 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
unemployment day 9: we don't talk about the milk reddit
unemployment day 4: as if i didn't need another kick in the nuts, i got sick
given my partner got it bad, we went to the urgent care. i get the most type-A gigachad PA who's like " yeah bro, eat, sleep, and 4 benadryl a day!"
given my partner got it bad, we went to the urgent care. i get the most type-A gigachad PA who's like " yeah bro, eat, sleep, and 4 benadryl a day!"
a close up of a man 's face with the words `` im sorry , you did what now ? ''
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words `` im sorry , you did what now ? ''
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
unemployment day 4: as if i didn't need another kick in the nuts, i got sick
given my partner got it bad, we went to the urgent care. i get the most type-A gigachad PA who's like " yeah bro, eat, sleep, and 4 benadryl a day!"
given my partner got it bad, we went to the urgent care. i get the most type-A gigachad PA who's like " yeah bro, eat, sleep, and 4 benadryl a day!"
unemployment day 3: apparently left-leaning podcasts ripping peter thiel to shreds are my nap fuel now
November 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
unemployment day 3: apparently left-leaning podcasts ripping peter thiel to shreds are my nap fuel now
*applies thermal nail polish*
*gets cold color after multiple coats*
"huh, maybe it's defective"
*gets color change near laptop vent*
"crap"
*gets cold color after multiple coats*
"huh, maybe it's defective"
*gets color change near laptop vent*
"crap"
October 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
*applies thermal nail polish*
*gets cold color after multiple coats*
"huh, maybe it's defective"
*gets color change near laptop vent*
"crap"
*gets cold color after multiple coats*
"huh, maybe it's defective"
*gets color change near laptop vent*
"crap"
we finally fixed the basment door. the cat cannot get in there. i am going jojo villain levels of evil girdy
October 18, 2025 at 5:09 AM
we finally fixed the basment door. the cat cannot get in there. i am going jojo villain levels of evil girdy
my cat meows at me when i sneeze. i think he's figured out "gedsundheit"
October 16, 2025 at 1:51 PM
my cat meows at me when i sneeze. i think he's figured out "gedsundheit"
idk what it says about my life that my best shot at peace & quiet is the back rooms at the optometrist
October 14, 2025 at 1:25 PM
idk what it says about my life that my best shot at peace & quiet is the back rooms at the optometrist
i had a rough reaction to the covid+flu shot combo. the cat's on nurse duty and holding me hostage to rest.
bright side? my sinuses and lungs are fighting more than just that vaccine off.
bright side? my sinuses and lungs are fighting more than just that vaccine off.
September 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
i had a rough reaction to the covid+flu shot combo. the cat's on nurse duty and holding me hostage to rest.
bright side? my sinuses and lungs are fighting more than just that vaccine off.
bright side? my sinuses and lungs are fighting more than just that vaccine off.
tfw you have a clever application of theme for a contest but it only applies to 2/3 of the project 🫠
September 16, 2025 at 2:01 AM
tfw you have a clever application of theme for a contest but it only applies to 2/3 of the project 🫠
not me losing my phone and making a google # to call it only for google voice to send me a confirmation text that led me to find the phone
September 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
not me losing my phone and making a google # to call it only for google voice to send me a confirmation text that led me to find the phone
oops
“I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.” -Charlie Kirk
newsweek.com/charlie-kirk-s…
newsweek.com/charlie-kirk-s…
September 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
oops
September 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Trust Fall Side A (2015) is the most coherent EP of the 2010s
September 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Trust Fall Side A (2015) is the most coherent EP of the 2010s
making noises while thinking or looking for something on a computer is a major red flag in a manager
September 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
making noises while thinking or looking for something on a computer is a major red flag in a manager
🦀🦀🦀🦀
September 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM
🦀🦀🦀🦀
i'm convinced the town i live in is afraid of peppers hotter than a jalapeno. why do i have to drive 30 minutes to get flavor?
August 30, 2025 at 3:18 PM
i'm convinced the town i live in is afraid of peppers hotter than a jalapeno. why do i have to drive 30 minutes to get flavor?
when this whole thing's over and i get bleached, hopefully i get to laugh about the hard parts. maybe then i can sing that filk in good conscience
August 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
when this whole thing's over and i get bleached, hopefully i get to laugh about the hard parts. maybe then i can sing that filk in good conscience
subscribed to Behind yhe Bastards after all this time.
thus begins my transition into nonbinary-hipster-dad-with-a-tech-job. may my deities protect me from IPAs
thus begins my transition into nonbinary-hipster-dad-with-a-tech-job. may my deities protect me from IPAs
August 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
subscribed to Behind yhe Bastards after all this time.
thus begins my transition into nonbinary-hipster-dad-with-a-tech-job. may my deities protect me from IPAs
thus begins my transition into nonbinary-hipster-dad-with-a-tech-job. may my deities protect me from IPAs
PRAISE ANAT I FINALLY GOT A DAMNED DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT
HOW FUCKIN HARD IS IT TO SEE A GP
HOW FUCKIN HARD IS IT TO SEE A GP
August 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
PRAISE ANAT I FINALLY GOT A DAMNED DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT
HOW FUCKIN HARD IS IT TO SEE A GP
HOW FUCKIN HARD IS IT TO SEE A GP
i take comfort in that some things are universal constants. like the pastries at beast & boar will always be there later. or the restorative power of a chicken sandwich. or the random chance of running into friends at any point
pennsic is goated
pennsic is goated
August 2, 2025 at 11:50 PM
i take comfort in that some things are universal constants. like the pastries at beast & boar will always be there later. or the restorative power of a chicken sandwich. or the random chance of running into friends at any point
pennsic is goated
pennsic is goated
today's "it can't possibly be bad" food idea: ginger-cardamom iced green tea
July 28, 2025 at 8:16 PM
today's "it can't possibly be bad" food idea: ginger-cardamom iced green tea
paid another loan off 😎
June 24, 2025 at 12:44 PM
paid another loan off 😎
new life goal: meet mastodon's mograph artist and ask them a. why and b. what strain?
May 31, 2025 at 1:09 AM
new life goal: meet mastodon's mograph artist and ask them a. why and b. what strain?