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Heyo. Software developer. TTRPG enjoyer. World of Darkness nerd. Coffee drinker. PlasmaTrap server maid. ​:maid:​
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oh come on
January 8, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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January 8, 2026 at 10:49 AM
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January 8, 2026 at 10:23 AM
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[weed i guess]

we really are just making bongs into anything but bongs nowadays
January 8, 2026 at 10:19 AM
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Anby's design still goes incredibly hard and it makes me very sad there's absolutely zero cosplays of her in my size ​:spinny_cat:​
Low-angle shot of a young anime-style woman with short silver hair sitting on the roof of a white van. She wears a lime green and black techwear jacket, black leggings with graphic details, and chunky platform sneakers. The background features a bright blue sky with white clouds and modern buildings.
January 8, 2026 at 9:53 AM
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yoooooo mini PCs are finally usable
An article snippet for the ASUS ExpertCenter PN55 mini PC highlighting that it "includes a dedicated Copilot key." Below the text is a product image of a small, rectangular black computer with various ports. An orange circle highlights a circular button on the front panel featuring the Microsoft Copilot logo. Full text: "ASUS ExpertCenter PN55. ExpertCenter PN55 shifts to AMD Ryzen AI 400 series with Radeon 800M graphics and an NPU rated up to 55 TOPS. ASUS positions it as a Copilot+ PC and says it includes a dedicated Copilot key, plus a fingerprint sensor, built-in microphone, and internal speaker. Connectivity highlights include dual 2.5G LAN, six USB ports, WiFi 7, and Bluetooth 5.4."
January 8, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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i still cant believe this was a real movie I watched
January 7, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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32GB for 1080p LMAO
PC system requirements chart for the game "007 FIRST LIGHT." Minimum Hardware Requirements (Target: 1080p at 30 FPS): - Processor: Intel Core i5 9500K, AMD Ryzen 5 3500 - Graphics Card: Nvidia GTX 1660, AMD RX 5700, Intel Discrete GPU equivalent - RAM: 16 GB - Video RAM: 8 GB - Storage: 80 GB Minimum - Operating System: Microsoft Windows 10/11, 64-bit Recommended Hardware Requirements (Target: 1080p at 60 FPS): - Processor: Intel Core i5 13500, AMD Ryzen 5 7600 - Graphics Card: Nvidia RTX 3060 Ti, AMD RX 6700 XT, Intel Discrete GPU equivalent - RAM: 32 GB - Video RAM: 12 GB - Storage: 80 GB Minimum - Operating System: Microsoft Windows 10/11, 64-bit The bottom of the image features a "PRE-ORDER NOW" button and logos for Steam, Epic Games Store, IOI, Glacier, Amazon MGM Studios, and Delphi.
January 7, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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With the current temperatures, it's very important you tuck your sharks in properly
Two large blue plush sharks stacked on top of each other. They are both tucked in under a blanket.
January 7, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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having fun
A screenshot of code in a dark-themed text editor. The text reads: // For tsvector, use a MATERIALIZED CTE to force PostgreSQL to use the tsvector index. The ORDER and LIMIT statements confuse it and cause a seqscan. // TypeORM doesn't support MATERIALIZED CTEs directly, so we use a raw query (this is probably possible somehow, but fuck that) if (this.config.fulltextSearch?.provider === 'sqlTsvector') { candidateIds = await this.searchNoteIdsByTsvector(q, opts, pagination, sortOrder);
January 7, 2026 at 1:52 PM
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postgres I love you but genuinely what the hell is this
January 7, 2026 at 1:49 PM
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how many posts does everyone's instance hold? ​:niko83C:​
Line graph titled "Total number of notes" showing data per day from September 2024 to January 2026. The vertical axis ranges from 0 to 80,000,000. The "Combined" blue line and "Remote" yellow shaded area show a steady upward trend from approximately 38 million to nearly 80 million notes. A green "Local" line remains flat at the bottom near zero. Text: Chart, Total number of notes, Per Day, Combined, Local, Remote.
January 7, 2026 at 11:56 AM
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using a bitwise NOT as a way to find a substring is fucking insane

what even is this codebase
you could just
`if (request.url.includes('?')) {`
January 6, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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A Genius lyrics card featuring German rapper Bushido looking downwards, wearing a black jacket and striped shirt against a grey background with a green graffiti graphic. Text boxes display the lyrics: "Sonny Po-Fick, ich steige in das Ghostship / Lass den Smoke endlich rein in die Ozonschicht." The footer reads: "BUSHIDO, “SEX IN THE CITY ”."
January 6, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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January 6, 2026 at 1:57 PM
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January 6, 2026 at 1:56 PM
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January 6, 2026 at 1:57 PM
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lol

yeah the planner has no fucking idea how to handle this query and is using a seqscan
January 6, 2026 at 11:55 AM
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what an interesting row of suggested articles, amazon
Three online shopping listings for disparate items. 1. Butterscotch Coffee Liqueur in a short glass bottle with a stylized white and black label for 19.90€. 2. A pink and white anime school uniform cosplay costume featuring a crop top sailor shirt and pleated skirt for 25.55€. 3. A long pink braided wig with black bows, shown from the front and back, for 24.88€. Text includes product titles, star ratings, and German delivery information.
January 6, 2026 at 11:42 AM
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this query plan makes me want to cry
January 6, 2026 at 11:42 AM
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​:neocat_overjoyed:​
January 6, 2026 at 11:41 AM
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​:blobcatsalute:​
January 6, 2026 at 11:23 AM
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January 6, 2026 at 11:21 AM
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January 6, 2026 at 10:54 AM
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January 4, 2026 at 9:28 PM