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Heyo. Software developer. TTRPG enjoyer. World of Darkness nerd. Coffee drinker. PlasmaTrap server maid. ​:maid:​
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An infographic titled "HARMFUL CHEMICALS YOU SMOKE IN A CIGARETTE" featuring a central cigarette over a background of human lungs. Lines point to various sections of the cigarette, labeling chemicals with satirical, falsely positive benefits. Text in the image: - HARMFUL CHEMICALS YOU SMOKE IN A CIGARETTE - Nicotine: Increases IQ - Butane: Repairs brain cells - Ammonia: Adds an inch or two to your shlong - Cadmium: Helps acid reflux - Methanol: Allows you to drink 3 more beers before blacking out - Stearic Acid: Repairs destroyed lung cells - Methane: Gives you a euphoric feeling - Hexamine: Decreases hair loss - Acetic Acid: Gives you a natural warm scent - Toulene: Restores memory
January 16, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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A black-and-white meme featuring a close-up of a bald man with a serious expression. To the right is an overlay of a Minecraft user profile for "popbob," showing a character skin wearing trans flag colors. White text at the top and bottom reads: "Why would I get a girlfriend. She COULD SECRETLY BE INFAMOUS 2B2T GRIEFER POPBOB AND SHE WOULD HAVE ALL MY BASE COORDINATES."
January 16, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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A man stands in front of a blue and purple wall featuring a large-scale optical illusion of a grid with black and white dots. The man appears to be physically interacting with the illusion, with his arm seemingly passing through one of the grid lines, creating a surreal "glitch" effect.
January 16, 2026 at 1:41 PM
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A screenshot of a Snapchat conversation with a user named "Plug Dark God Of Evil." The chat reads: ME: Hey I got your snap from a friend. Do u deliver to [blacked out text]? PLUG: Yeah no problem, and just so you know I'm gonna lace it. 👍👊🤘 ME: What
January 15, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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Black text on a white background that reads: "My most irrational fear Loosing chat GBT forever" (with "Losing" misspelled as "Loosing" and "GPT" misspelled as "GBT").
January 15, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called 'the fall of Rome' 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd 💯 Me: yeah whatever. I don't feel shit. 5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw some Gauls in the forest My buddy Phillip pacing: the senate is lying to us
January 15, 2026 at 11:21 AM
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​:neobot_bsod:​
ME: um, is it sexy when i do this? \*turns one of her dials with a satisfying click\* ROBOT GF: it's okay i guess ME: uhh... umm... how about this \*plugs in a thumb drive\* ROBOT GF: is this, like, your first time— \*pauses\* are these PS4 save files ME: woah... my tweet bload up... awesome... ROBOT GF: *using a magnet on herself* that’s great man. mmgff,
January 15, 2026 at 11:03 AM
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Inspirational-style image of a heat-seeking missile flying through a bright blue sky filled with clouds and sunlight, locked onto the sun. Overlaying the scene is the large, white text: "FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS."
January 15, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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How I'm tryna be
A bed tucked into a corner with green and white walls. The bed features blue striped bedding, a small stuffed bunny on the pillow, and a large plush shark peeking out from under the covers.
January 14, 2026 at 4:21 PM
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A screenshot of a Linux terminal window displaying drive information. First, the command "sudo btrfs filesystem show /" lists a Btrfs filesystem spanning two devices (/dev/nvme0n1p2 and /dev/nvme1n1p1) with a total used size of 1.00TiB. Second, the command "nvme list" shows three Samsung SSD 990 PRO 2TB drives at /dev/nvme0n1, /dev/nvme1n1, and /dev/nvme2n1, with two drives showing ~577 GB usage and the third showing 1.70 TB usage. The command prompt indicates the user "latte" on "cachyos-box" in the directory "~/P/hydrus_ranker".
January 14, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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what
January 14, 2026 at 3:31 PM
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A grayscale meme featuring a serious-looking Black man in a pinstripe suit surrounded by smoke, holding fans of cash. Overlaid white text reads: "Top 5 things ima do when I get rich: 1. Letting the money change me 2. Switching up on my day 1s 3. Forgetting where I came from 4. Ignoring my Loved ones 5. Ignore system injustice."
January 14, 2026 at 2:29 AM
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peak cinema
January 14, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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January 14, 2026 at 1:24 AM
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so true dora
In-game screenshot of Hades II featuring Dora, a "Listless Shade." On the left is Dora's portrait: a small, floating ghost with long, teal-colored hair, glowing eyes, and a mischievous smile. The background shows a dimly lit room with Melinoë standing near Dora's smaller sprite. A stylized dark dialogue box reads: "DORA. LISTLESS SHADE. Uh-huh! Sounds awful lot like dwelling on the past to me. Nothing you could have done! Hey... you could be doing nothing right now."
January 14, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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A young man wearing a helmet, mirrored sunglasses, and a green flannel shirt stands with his mountain bike on a wooden bridge over a stream. Large white text overlaid on the image reads: '"i was born in 2017" sounds so fake bro nobody borns that late'
January 12, 2026 at 7:23 PM
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who up biting they mouse
A Reddit post from r/Rainbow6 titled "dumbass game" shows a heavily damaged black Logitech G Pro wireless gaming mouse sitting on a large black mousepad. The left and right click buttons are snapped upward and outward, and the back of the shell has deep bite marks or puncture wounds. The blue "G" logo is still illuminated. In the background are a desk with a pack of Extra gum and some cables.
January 12, 2026 at 7:20 PM
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Can't wait to pay money on theoretical profits that don't exist yet this month again, thanks Germany
The Vorabpauschale makes so much sense
An informational text graphic explaining the German "Vorabpauschale" tax. The text reads: **The German investment tax reform (2018) introduced the advance lump sum (Vorabpauschale).** This ensures that all ETFs, whether they pay out dividends or reinvest them, are taxed equally. It is a tax on unrealized gains, calculated every January for the previous year. **How the taxable amount is calculated** The taxable amount is based on a "base return" that represents a deemed profit for the year. To calculate this, we use: * The fund value at the start of the year. * The base interest rate set by the Deutsche Bundesbank (2.53% for 2025). * A government-defined factor of 0.7. If your ETF's actual increase in value is lower than the base return, the actual value increase is used as the taxable amount. If your ETF value did not increase or you received distributions (dividends) that exceeded the base return, no Vorabpauschale is due. **Base return explained** Base return = ETF Value at start of 2025 × 2.53% × 0.7 For an ETF worth €10,000 at the start of 2025: €10,000 × 2.53% × 0.7 = €177.10 (Base return) Depending on the fund type, a partial exemption (Teilfreistellung) reduces the taxable amount: * **Equity funds:** 30% tax-free (€123.97 is taxed). * **Mixed funds:** 15% tax-free (€150.53 is taxed). * **Other funds:** 0% tax-free (Full €177.10 is taxed).
January 12, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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A rustic, two-story wooden watermill stands next to a flowing river with fallen autumn leaves in the foreground. White text overlaid on the image reads: "Field trips are wasted on kids. Imagine getting a whole day off of work and getting to learn how an old watermill from the 1800s works. That's the dream."
January 12, 2026 at 2:52 PM
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