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Heyo. Software developer. TTRPG enjoyer. World of Darkness nerd. Coffee drinker. PlasmaTrap server maid. ​:maid:​
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Play a Skyblock modpack right now
A two-part image. The top shows a first-person view of a Minecraft modded "sieve" block on a Skyblock map. The bottom part is a parody meme with various icons and nihilistic edited text. Text reads: "HUMANS WERE MADE TO - Sit at the sieve 9-5 - Play their favorite game while they watch Netflix - Have NO world to Explore - Have zero fun - Have every single good design principle beaten out of their games THERE IS nothing MORE TO LIFE."
December 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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"Waow that's a pretty cosplay"
mfw largest size ends at 185cm
December 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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​:neofox_santa:​
A high-angle view of two hands resting on a person’s dark lap. The fingernails are painted in an alternating pattern of deep red and teal green polish. The left hand starts with red on the pinky, and the right hand starts with teal on the thumb, creating a symmetrical color pattern across both hands.
December 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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A social media post features the book "House of Leaves" by Mark Z. Danielewski on a dark wood table. The book has a black cover with a small compass emblem. Overlaid text reads: "I am not a toy. I am not a beach read. I am a lifelong commitment. Please think hard before you give somebody a copy of House of Leaves this Christmas."
December 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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​:neocat_santa:​​:neodog_santa:​​:neofox_santa:​​:blobcatsanta:​​:blobfoxsanta:​
Merry Christmas in burning font
December 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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​:neocat_santa:​
December 24, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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i would really like to know why flash-attention takes so god damn long to compile
December 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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spread my linux root btrfs partition onto another nvme with raid0 lets see if I will die soon ​:niko83C:​
December 23, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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moved the postgres docker containers I pull up during my integration tests to use tmpfs instead and reduced test execution time from like 35 seconds to 6 ​:musclecat:​

If you use Testcontainers too, it's very simple:
A dark-themed code editor displaying three lines of code: .withPassword(password: 'test') .withTmpFs({ "/var/lib/postgresql/data": "rw" }) .start();
December 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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I think it's interesting how LLMs are just completely unaware of how being funny works

You can instantly tell the lack of a soul when reading some bot trying to respond to something
December 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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@​:neobot:​
A meme of Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs modified for a "robot" persona. The diagram is divided into three hand-drawn colored sections. The bottom red section is labeled “Basic needs” and contains the text “HRT THAT MAKES U A ROBOT.” The middle light blue section is labeled “Psychological needs” and contains the text “GETTING RANDOM SHIT PLUGGED INTO YOUR PORTS.” The top dark gray section is labeled “Self-fulfillment needs” and contains the text “GETTING DISASSEMBLED (horny)” with smaller text below it reading “getting a virus that ‘overheats’ u.”
December 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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At this point my recursive resolver has better uptime than Cloudflares 1.1.1.1
December 23, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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I am Rimworlds vanilla combat system's biggest hater
Good lord it sucks so bad
December 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Do you reckon life would be easier if we just did IPv7 and gave up on v6
Maybe just start over
December 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Who up doomgazing
December 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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A satirical meme featuring text that reads: "Fun Prank: make people study for 16 years then replace them with AI." Below the text is an image of a man in a white dress shirt, black tie, and suspenders standing waist-deep in a turquoise swimming pool, staring blankly while holding a white coffee cup to his mouth.
December 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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🎄​:blobcatchristmasglowsticks:​
A tall, green Christmas tree stands in a room with a wooden ceiling and floor, decorated with warm white lights and red and white ornaments. To the left is a large potted yucca plant, and to the right is a wooden rocking horse near a glass door.
December 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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how i act when i pull up to the function and there are snacks
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December 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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A white trucker hat with a dark green brim being held by a hand. The hat features black embroidered text that reads, "I GOT NARCCANNED AT Olive Garden" accompanied by the restaurant's signature olive branch logo.
December 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM