Conference that could have been an offsite.

Offsite that could have been a workshop.

Workshop that could have been a meeting.

Meeting that could have been an email.

Email that could have been a slack message.

The Slack message…

I am pretty sure that the best of the time and project management junkies would not be able to optimize their skills with a toddler at the Disney's Magic Kingdom park.

Grandparents after OpenAI launching OPERATOR

🟠 It is Friday the 13th and I had a nightmare!

I turned into a ....

Bayesian 😈

I kept saying '95% probability of treatment winning' and stopping tests whenever I felt like it.

WTF... What a monster! 👹

These are just jokes. Just like 'uninformative priors' 😉

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Thug life 😎 of a data scientist.

Sample size calculator: "2 weeks"
Stakeholder: "I need it in 3 days"
Data scientist: "Make it 4 weeks and I'll let you peek once"

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I turned 40 yesterday. This morning I woke up with immense bout of wisdom that all life's mysteries seem clear... except why I need to type GROUP BY age, region, product when SELECT already knows what I'm aggregating. 🤔

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How to p-hack like a pro!

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Added to the 🦋 CRO Starter Pack this weekend:
@tlckelly.bsky.social, @simoahava.bsky.social, @vreeman.com, @els-aerts.bsky.social, @smarslan.bsky.social, @clarquey.bsky.social, @chrisgibbins.bsky.social, @timthijsse.bsky.social, @hellemans.bsky.social, @julianajaxx.bsky.social, @pritul.bsky.social 💪

Early signs your 4 year old will become a Data scientist.

Me: How many toys do you have?
4yo: Not enough

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“Everyone has a SQL plan until their query optimizer punches them in the face.”

Michael Tyson, Senior Data Engineer.

#dataBS

Everyone's posting about Tyson vs Paul. I didn’t watch having zero interest in boxing. Yet feeling compelled to post something about it. In behavioral psychology, this is called “conformity bias”. Same reason stakeholders suddenly want features their competitors just launched. #databs

For two days in a row I have battled with vercel’s AI app builder. That thing is not smart to even build a simple react app. The app works only in its env. Pushing to prod breaks it.

At 25 discovered Twitter. At 40, Bluesky! New feed, new algorithm overlords to appease🙏

Back propagation Out ❌
Back-hand propagation In ✅

#databs #meme

Fell for insights, stayed for Stockholm syndrome.

Happy Friday!

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Who should I be following here? #databs