Johnny Q Private
prisonstorytime.bsky.social
Johnny Q Private
@prisonstorytime.bsky.social
i apparently need to be able to say things about my time being incarcerated on this app so i made an alt for it
Even if you've already asserted your miranda rights they can do things that aren't questioning you directly to try to make you talk, and then claim anything you say is a spontaneous admission.
January 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Saying hello to someone and you don't wanna just say hi? corn bread

Talking about extortion in any way? corn bread

Bored? corn bread

Need to fill silence? corn bread

I legitimately cannot eat corn bread any more, not because they served it in prison but because we talked about it so much
January 20, 2025 at 5:07 PM
If the prison is serving corn bread it is required that you ask everyone you know "you gonna eat yo corn bread" when you see them in possession of corn bread.

If the prison isn't serving corn bread it serves as a shorthand for "please give me your food".

If it's not even a meal time? Say it anyway
January 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
i think because of the all male environment, actually. women being happy felt legitimately otherworldly

gaga also killed
January 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
we also really liked that song in prison and i have no idea why
January 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM