Kenny McCormick
@princesskenny22.bsky.social
Hey guys, it's Kenny here! The poorest kid in South Park, hangs out with Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Butters and dies nearly every single time, and I like hot chicks with big titties!
Dude, I had to! I couldn’t just leave you here to be killed by a passing car.
November 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Dude, I had to! I couldn’t just leave you here to be killed by a passing car.
Yeah, exactly. And I die a lot, no joke.
November 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Yeah, exactly. And I die a lot, no joke.
[he then looks to see Andy was right] Oh yeah…
November 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
[he then looks to see Andy was right] Oh yeah…
[he jumps to see Andy standing behind him] Andy? Where did you come from?
November 30, 2025 at 4:49 PM
[he jumps to see Andy standing behind him] Andy? Where did you come from?
What is it, dude?
November 30, 2025 at 4:48 PM
What is it, dude?
You still miss her, don’t you? Your grandma?
November 30, 2025 at 4:45 PM
You still miss her, don’t you? Your grandma?
Yes, dude. It’s me. Seriously, what the hell were you thinking, standing in the middle of the fucking road?!
November 30, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Yes, dude. It’s me. Seriously, what the hell were you thinking, standing in the middle of the fucking road?!
[Kenny notices him and starts running towards him] Oh god! No no no no no no! [he pulls him out just in time] Dude, what the fuck??
November 30, 2025 at 4:34 PM
[Kenny notices him and starts running towards him] Oh god! No no no no no no! [he pulls him out just in time] Dude, what the fuck??
Thanks! [he hugs him]
November 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Thanks! [he hugs him]
The Rolling Stones?! Dude, yes!
November 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The Rolling Stones?! Dude, yes!
Hey, Butters! What’s going on?
November 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Hey, Butters! What’s going on?
Who are you talking about, dude?
November 24, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Who are you talking about, dude?
You know what? You could be right.
November 23, 2025 at 1:01 PM
You know what? You could be right.
Because she’s a crack whore… or at least she was.
November 20, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Because she’s a crack whore… or at least she was.
Isn’t it obvious? It’s South Park, of course it’s freezing!
November 20, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Isn’t it obvious? It’s South Park, of course it’s freezing!
Well what did he say then?
November 20, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Well what did he say then?
[laughs] British humor…
November 17, 2025 at 9:19 AM
[laughs] British humor…
WHAT?? HOW DARE YOU?!?
November 17, 2025 at 9:19 AM
WHAT?? HOW DARE YOU?!?
Where the hell had he gone to those past few days?
November 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Where the hell had he gone to those past few days?
Oh. Wait, what?
November 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Oh. Wait, what?
Oh thank god!
November 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Oh thank god!
Pip’s not going away forever, he could still visit us from time to time.
November 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Pip’s not going away forever, he could still visit us from time to time.