Kenny McCormick
@princesskenny22.bsky.social
Hey guys, it's Kenny here! The poorest kid in South Park, hangs out with Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Butters and dies nearly every single time, and I like hot chicks with big titties!
Been hanging out with Butters and Scott yesterday and I really enjoyed all those UK shows we watched (god, Cartman’s gonna kill me for this).
November 21, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Been hanging out with Butters and Scott yesterday and I really enjoyed all those UK shows we watched (god, Cartman’s gonna kill me for this).
Now I understand how Libby felt when she found out I never actually cared for her. I bet she’s still planning to get revenge on me now.
November 14, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Now I understand how Libby felt when she found out I never actually cared for her. I bet she’s still planning to get revenge on me now.
How’s Butters doing?
November 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
How’s Butters doing?
“Hey look, Kenny’s finally doing something!”
Of course I’m fucking doing something, you guys just forget I exist sometimes!
Of course I’m fucking doing something, you guys just forget I exist sometimes!
November 2, 2025 at 4:06 PM
“Hey look, Kenny’s finally doing something!”
Of course I’m fucking doing something, you guys just forget I exist sometimes!
Of course I’m fucking doing something, you guys just forget I exist sometimes!
Geez, it's so quiet without Cartman.
October 23, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Geez, it's so quiet without Cartman.
Happy birthday, Stan!
October 19, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Happy birthday, Stan!
So if Cartman is in Washington D.C, then that means...
October 17, 2025 at 10:14 AM
So if Cartman is in Washington D.C, then that means...
Has anyone seen Cartman today? He's not in school.
October 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Has anyone seen Cartman today? He's not in school.
Dude, is Kyle okay?
October 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Dude, is Kyle okay?
Yes, I know Satan is currently pregnant with the "president"'s baby right now, which is why he can't leave him... not yet anyway.
October 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Yes, I know Satan is currently pregnant with the "president"'s baby right now, which is why he can't leave him... not yet anyway.
Who exactly got the idea that I was using Libby to get closer to Karen? Like, I would never do such a thing to anyone!
October 2, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Who exactly got the idea that I was using Libby to get closer to Karen? Like, I would never do such a thing to anyone!
I'm serious, what kind of president goes around saying "Ehhh, relax guy"?
October 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I'm serious, what kind of president goes around saying "Ehhh, relax guy"?
You guys, I’ve just found out something!
September 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
You guys, I’ve just found out something!
Reposted by Kenny McCormick
Just a few days ago, I found out that the so-called president never wanted Satan's "baby", because I soon realized who did. Watch.
September 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Just a few days ago, I found out that the so-called president never wanted Satan's "baby", because I soon realized who did. Watch.
@gulliblebutters.bsky.social
[The school day has just ended and everyone is already getting ready to go home. However, Kenny stays behind the classroom and walks up to Mr. Capaldi]
Hey, Mr. Capaldi? Have you got a minute?
[The school day has just ended and everyone is already getting ready to go home. However, Kenny stays behind the classroom and walks up to Mr. Capaldi]
Hey, Mr. Capaldi? Have you got a minute?
September 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
@gulliblebutters.bsky.social
[The school day has just ended and everyone is already getting ready to go home. However, Kenny stays behind the classroom and walks up to Mr. Capaldi]
Hey, Mr. Capaldi? Have you got a minute?
[The school day has just ended and everyone is already getting ready to go home. However, Kenny stays behind the classroom and walks up to Mr. Capaldi]
Hey, Mr. Capaldi? Have you got a minute?
Whoever that president is running our state right now isn’t who everyone thinks he is will be stopped when the time comes.
September 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Whoever that president is running our state right now isn’t who everyone thinks he is will be stopped when the time comes.
If only I didn’t smell like shit. Maybe then, me and Butters could hang out more often.
September 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
If only I didn’t smell like shit. Maybe then, me and Butters could hang out more often.
@gulliblebutters.bsky.social
[Later that day, Kenny is hanging upside down on a tree branch. He’d already taken his hood off from the party, exposing his hair. Just then, Butters walks by]
[Later that day, Kenny is hanging upside down on a tree branch. He’d already taken his hood off from the party, exposing his hair. Just then, Butters walks by]
September 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
@gulliblebutters.bsky.social
[Later that day, Kenny is hanging upside down on a tree branch. He’d already taken his hood off from the party, exposing his hair. Just then, Butters walks by]
[Later that day, Kenny is hanging upside down on a tree branch. He’d already taken his hood off from the party, exposing his hair. Just then, Butters walks by]
Happy birthday, Butters!
September 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Happy birthday, Butters!
You know, how about instead of sending Trent to Juvenile Hall again, why don't we just send him to Mar-a-Lago?
September 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
You know, how about instead of sending Trent to Juvenile Hall again, why don't we just send him to Mar-a-Lago?
I've just realized something; so Clyde said he saw the president sleeping in bed with Satan in Mar-a-Lago and been saying stuff like how he bombed Iraq and telling his people to relax. Hmm... this sounds very familiar to me.
August 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I've just realized something; so Clyde said he saw the president sleeping in bed with Satan in Mar-a-Lago and been saying stuff like how he bombed Iraq and telling his people to relax. Hmm... this sounds very familiar to me.
Something about this new president reminds me of another guy I remember a long time ago, and I think I know who it is.
August 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Something about this new president reminds me of another guy I remember a long time ago, and I think I know who it is.
Hey guys! How's everyone been doing right now?
August 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Hey guys! How's everyone been doing right now?
To anyone who wants to smell my hair; DON’T!
August 4, 2025 at 7:46 PM
To anyone who wants to smell my hair; DON’T!
I don’t get it, Butters should’ve been grossed out. I mean, my hair stinks like ass!
July 29, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I don’t get it, Butters should’ve been grossed out. I mean, my hair stinks like ass!