Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
@princessconsueia.bsky.social
Resilient GenXer 🤙fluent in sarcastic humor
If the f-💣 offends you, move along
🧀Wisconsinite
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ ally
🚫MAGA 🚫Homophobes
🚫Transphobes 🚫DMs 🚫Porn
If the f-💣 offends you, move along
🧀Wisconsinite
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ ally
🚫MAGA 🚫Homophobes
🚫Transphobes 🚫DMs 🚫Porn
Dementia Don translation:
‘“Many”= one or none
“Great”= terrible, the worst kind
“Scholars”= knows how to perform a google search
“Agree”= mindlessly nod their heads
“A crime”= bruised my ego, non-complicit to my authoritarianism bs
‘“Many”= one or none
“Great”= terrible, the worst kind
“Scholars”= knows how to perform a google search
“Agree”= mindlessly nod their heads
“A crime”= bruised my ego, non-complicit to my authoritarianism bs
November 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Dementia Don translation:
‘“Many”= one or none
“Great”= terrible, the worst kind
“Scholars”= knows how to perform a google search
“Agree”= mindlessly nod their heads
“A crime”= bruised my ego, non-complicit to my authoritarianism bs
‘“Many”= one or none
“Great”= terrible, the worst kind
“Scholars”= knows how to perform a google search
“Agree”= mindlessly nod their heads
“A crime”= bruised my ego, non-complicit to my authoritarianism bs
THIS! 💯
Stop making news about her matter, she is lower than scum!
Stop making news about her matter, she is lower than scum!
November 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
THIS! 💯
Stop making news about her matter, she is lower than scum!
Stop making news about her matter, she is lower than scum!
I’m going to follow you because now I need to know how that conversation goes! Please come back after the pumpkin pie and post an update :)
November 22, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I’m going to follow you because now I need to know how that conversation goes! Please come back after the pumpkin pie and post an update :)
Neither party want her. She fears the MAGA cult now that she’s been targeted by Dementia Don
November 22, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Neither party want her. She fears the MAGA cult now that she’s been targeted by Dementia Don
Pizza Hut called, they want their retro tablecloth back
November 19, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Pizza Hut called, they want their retro tablecloth back
She doesn’t deserve any attention on her. She has no redeeming qualities she can go fuck all the way off! 🤷♀️
November 18, 2025 at 7:40 AM
She doesn’t deserve any attention on her. She has no redeeming qualities she can go fuck all the way off! 🤷♀️
Yeah, I’ll be blocking anyone who fills my feeds with her bullshit. She isn’t newsworthy. 👋
November 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Yeah, I’ll be blocking anyone who fills my feeds with her bullshit. She isn’t newsworthy. 👋
Who cares what MTG has to say ?
I’m sick of her face, why are we giving her the time of day?? She’s not important and neither is her opinion.
I’m sick of her face, why are we giving her the time of day?? She’s not important and neither is her opinion.
November 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Who cares what MTG has to say ?
I’m sick of her face, why are we giving her the time of day?? She’s not important and neither is her opinion.
I’m sick of her face, why are we giving her the time of day?? She’s not important and neither is her opinion.
If you see her without the filters or even just close range, her face looks like a shaven ballsack with a mask made from layers and layers of makeup. Oof!
November 15, 2025 at 5:46 PM
If you see her without the filters or even just close range, her face looks like a shaven ballsack with a mask made from layers and layers of makeup. Oof!
After the Epstein files, congress needs to demand release of the medical files!
November 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
After the Epstein files, congress needs to demand release of the medical files!
Oh- so not Kristi Noem?!
🤣
🤣
November 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Oh- so not Kristi Noem?!
🤣
🤣
They were checking for a brain, let’s be real
November 15, 2025 at 5:18 PM
They were checking for a brain, let’s be real
I was referring to Vance but I agree with you!
November 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I was referring to Vance but I agree with you!
She wishes she could look anything close to Regina George! Have you seen the nose on her? 😆
November 14, 2025 at 6:35 AM
She wishes she could look anything close to Regina George! Have you seen the nose on her? 😆
Me every time I see his face..
a woman in a suit and pearls is looking at something
ALT: a woman in a suit and pearls is looking at something
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Me every time I see his face..
Gee- Biden sure was a very powerful man wouldn’t ya say? By their own admission, way more powerful than tRump has ever been and apparently still is!
November 14, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Gee- Biden sure was a very powerful man wouldn’t ya say? By their own admission, way more powerful than tRump has ever been and apparently still is!
Hide the ketchup
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Hide the ketchup
You’re Fired
November 13, 2025 at 5:13 AM
You’re Fired
I guess MAGA should all move out of the country - isn’t that what they tell everyone else that has been unhappy?! 🤷♀️
November 11, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I guess MAGA should all move out of the country - isn’t that what they tell everyone else that has been unhappy?! 🤷♀️
Did Old Gramps Crybaby miss a flight to play golf or something?
November 11, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Did Old Gramps Crybaby miss a flight to play golf or something?
It’s the same mfs every damm time
November 11, 2025 at 5:52 AM
It’s the same mfs every damm time
Its always the same ones
They👏Can👏Fuck👏All👏The 👏Way👏Off👏
They👏Can👏Fuck👏All👏The 👏Way👏Off👏
November 11, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Its always the same ones
They👏Can👏Fuck👏All👏The 👏Way👏Off👏
They👏Can👏Fuck👏All👏The 👏Way👏Off👏
Sorry but no - I work with dementia patients
November 6, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Sorry but no - I work with dementia patients