Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
@princessconsueia.bsky.social
Resilient GenXer 🤙fluent in sarcastic humor
If the f-💣 offends you, move along
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🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ ally
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If the f-💣 offends you, move along
🧀Wisconsinite
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ ally
🚫MAGA 🚫Homophobes
🚫Transphobes 🚫DMs 🚫Porn
“The first few questions are easy - a tiger an elephant a giraffe “
Umm who wants to tell him? 🙋♀️🤣
I’m guessing the doctor is like 🤷♂️ 😬“well…close enough”
Umm who wants to tell him? 🙋♀️🤣
I’m guessing the doctor is like 🤷♂️ 😬“well…close enough”
October 31, 2025 at 5:39 AM
“The first few questions are easy - a tiger an elephant a giraffe “
Umm who wants to tell him? 🙋♀️🤣
I’m guessing the doctor is like 🤷♂️ 😬“well…close enough”
Umm who wants to tell him? 🙋♀️🤣
I’m guessing the doctor is like 🤷♂️ 😬“well…close enough”
This explains a lot
October 31, 2025 at 5:06 AM
This explains a lot
It’s this
October 30, 2025 at 6:01 AM
It’s this
No caption needed.
August 18, 2025 at 8:40 AM
No caption needed.
July 8, 2025 at 5:12 AM
This is not a parody.
This is not satire.
You need to see it-
every word, exactly as it came out of his mouth. The sitting president of the United States stood in front of cameras and delivered the following unhinged rant. It starts with a flagpole and ends with a conspiracy about the Fed.
cont..
This is not satire.
You need to see it-
every word, exactly as it came out of his mouth. The sitting president of the United States stood in front of cameras and delivered the following unhinged rant. It starts with a flagpole and ends with a conspiracy about the Fed.
cont..
June 19, 2025 at 7:07 AM
This is not a parody.
This is not satire.
You need to see it-
every word, exactly as it came out of his mouth. The sitting president of the United States stood in front of cameras and delivered the following unhinged rant. It starts with a flagpole and ends with a conspiracy about the Fed.
cont..
This is not satire.
You need to see it-
every word, exactly as it came out of his mouth. The sitting president of the United States stood in front of cameras and delivered the following unhinged rant. It starts with a flagpole and ends with a conspiracy about the Fed.
cont..
June 12, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Look and tell me they don’t look like these! 👇🤣
June 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Look and tell me they don’t look like these! 👇🤣
This 👇👇👇👇👇
June 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
This 👇👇👇👇👇
May 31, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Good Morning!
May 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Good Morning!
…and creepy! 😩
May 28, 2025 at 7:29 AM
…and creepy! 😩
Donald Trump just got torched -- literally -- at a Spanish festival, where his effigy was strung up and burned as part of their centuries-old Judas tradition … and they did not hold back.
www.tmz.com/2025/04/21/d...
www.tmz.com/2025/04/21/d...
April 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Donald Trump just got torched -- literally -- at a Spanish festival, where his effigy was strung up and burned as part of their centuries-old Judas tradition … and they did not hold back.
www.tmz.com/2025/04/21/d...
www.tmz.com/2025/04/21/d...