The Princess Bride (1987)
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Posts a line from The Princess Bride every 30 mins
I guess not very long.
December 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I guess not very long.
I'll beat you apart! I'll take you both together!
December 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I'll beat you apart! I'll take you both together!
Your guess is as good as mine.
December 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Your guess is as good as mine.
How long do we have to wait… before if we know the miracle works?
December 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
How long do we have to wait… before if we know the miracle works?
We can't wait. The wedding's in half an hour. We must strike in the hustle and bustle beforehand. Tilt his head back. Open his mouth.
December 22, 2025 at 4:30 PM
We can't wait. The wedding's in half an hour. We must strike in the hustle and bustle beforehand. Tilt his head back. Open his mouth.
Has it been fifteen minutes?
December 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Has it been fifteen minutes?
What's the difference? We've got him. Help me here. We'll have to force-feed him.
December 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
What's the difference? We've got him. Help me here. We'll have to force-feed him.
Inigo, there's more than thirty.
December 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Inigo, there's more than thirty.
Anything?
December 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Anything?
Max and Bye!
December 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Max and Bye!
It would take a miracle.
December 22, 2025 at 1:30 PM
It would take a miracle.
Think it'll work?
December 22, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Think it'll work?
Have fun storming the castle.
December 22, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Have fun storming the castle.
Bye-bye, boys.
December 22, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Bye-bye, boys.
Thank you for everything.
December 22, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Thank you for everything.
Yeah, an hour.
December 22, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Yeah, an hour.
An hour. A good hour.
December 22, 2025 at 10:30 AM
An hour. A good hour.
The chocolate coating makes it go down easier… but you have to wait 15 minutes for full potency… and you shouldn't go swimming for at least, what?
December 22, 2025 at 10:00 AM
The chocolate coating makes it go down easier… but you have to wait 15 minutes for full potency… and you shouldn't go swimming for at least, what?
That's a miracle pill?
December 22, 2025 at 9:30 AM
That's a miracle pill?
That is a noble cause. Give me the sixty-five. I'm on the job.
December 22, 2025 at 9:00 AM
That is a noble cause. Give me the sixty-five. I'm on the job.
Humiliations galore!
December 22, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Humiliations galore!
Shut up! Wait a minute. I make him better, Humperdinck suffers?
December 22, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Shut up! Wait a minute. I make him better, Humperdinck suffers?
This is Buttercup's true love. If you heal him, he will stop Humperdinck's wedding.
December 22, 2025 at 7:30 AM
This is Buttercup's true love. If you heal him, he will stop Humperdinck's wedding.
Humperdinck!
December 22, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Humperdinck!
Nobody's hearing nothing!
December 22, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Nobody's hearing nothing!