The Princess Bride (1987)
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Posts a line from The Princess Bride every 30 mins
Really? In that case, I challenge you to a battle of wits.
January 29, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Really? In that case, I challenge you to a battle of wits.
Morons.
January 29, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Morons.
Let me put it this way… have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
January 29, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Let me put it this way… have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
You're that smart?
January 29, 2026 at 3:00 PM
You're that smart?
I'm afraid so. I can't compete with you physically… and you're no match for my brains.
January 29, 2026 at 2:30 PM
I'm afraid so. I can't compete with you physically… and you're no match for my brains.
If there can be no arrangement, then we are at an impasse.
January 29, 2026 at 2:00 PM
If there can be no arrangement, then we are at an impasse.
There will be no arrangement, and you're killing her.
January 29, 2026 at 1:30 PM
There will be no arrangement, and you're killing her.
Perhaps... an arrangement can be reached.
January 29, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Perhaps... an arrangement can be reached.
There's nothing to explain. You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen.
January 29, 2026 at 12:30 PM
There's nothing to explain. You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen.
Let me explain.
January 29, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Let me explain.
So, it is down to you, and it is down to me. If you wish her dead… by all means, keep moving forward.
January 29, 2026 at 11:30 AM
So, it is down to you, and it is down to me. If you wish her dead… by all means, keep moving forward.
I always think everything could be a trap. That is why I'm still alive.
January 29, 2026 at 11:00 AM
I always think everything could be a trap. That is why I'm still alive.
Could this be a trap?
January 29, 2026 at 10:30 AM
Could this be a trap?
The loser is nothing. Only the princess matters. Clearly, this was all planned by warriors of Guilder. We must all be ready for whatever lies ahead.
January 29, 2026 at 10:00 AM
The loser is nothing. Only the princess matters. Clearly, this was all planned by warriors of Guilder. We must all be ready for whatever lies ahead.
Shall we track them both?
January 29, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Shall we track them both?
The loser ran off alone… while the winner... followed those footprints toward Guilder.
January 29, 2026 at 9:00 AM
The loser ran off alone… while the winner... followed those footprints toward Guilder.
Who won? How did it end?
January 29, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Who won? How did it end?
There was… a mighty duel. It ranged all over. They were both masters.
January 29, 2026 at 8:00 AM
There was… a mighty duel. It ranged all over. They were both masters.
I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But in the meantime, rest well and dream of large women.
January 29, 2026 at 7:30 AM
I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But in the meantime, rest well and dream of large women.
Well, you see… you use different moves… when you're fighting half a dozen people… than when you only… have to be worried about one.
January 29, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Well, you see… you use different moves… when you're fighting half a dozen people… than when you only… have to be worried about one.
Why should that make such a... Oof! Difference?
January 29, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Why should that make such a... Oof! Difference?
I haven't fought just one person for so long. I've been specializing in groups. Battling gangs for local charities… that kind of thing.
January 29, 2026 at 6:00 AM
I haven't fought just one person for so long. I've been specializing in groups. Battling gangs for local charities… that kind of thing.
Why is that, do you think?
January 29, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Why is that, do you think?
I just figured why you give me so much trouble.
January 29, 2026 at 5:00 AM
I just figured why you give me so much trouble.