The Princess Bride (1987)
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Posts a line from The Princess Bride every 30 mins
Stand your ground, men!
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Stand your ground, men!
Marriage… Marriage is what brings us together... today. Marriage… that blessed arrangement… that dream within a dream...
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Marriage… Marriage is what brings us together... today. Marriage… that blessed arrangement… that dream within a dream...
I do not marry tonight. My Westley will save me.
November 25, 2025 at 7:00 AM
I do not marry tonight. My Westley will save me.
Brides often are, I'm told.
November 25, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Brides often are, I'm told.
Should I be?
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Should I be?
You don't seem excited, my little muffin.
November 25, 2025 at 5:30 AM
You don't seem excited, my little muffin.
I hope we win.
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I hope we win.
Right, right. Sorry.
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Right, right. Sorry.
Don't pester him. He's had a hard day.
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Don't pester him. He's had a hard day.
I'll say. How do I find the count? Once I do, how do I find you again? Once I find you again, how do we escape?
November 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I'll say. How do I find the count? Once I do, how do I find you again? Once I find you again, how do we escape?
True, but that's hardly common knowledge, is it? Thank you. There may be problems once we're inside.
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
True, but that's hardly common knowledge, is it? Thank you. There may be problems once we're inside.
Why? You can't even lift one.
November 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Why? You can't even lift one.
All right. Come on, help me up. I'll need a sword eventually.
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
All right. Come on, help me up. I'll need a sword eventually.
At Miracle Max's. It fit so nice, he said I could keep it.
November 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
At Miracle Max's. It fit so nice, he said I could keep it.
Where did you get that?
November 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Where did you get that?
Will this do?
November 24, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Will this do?
There we cannot help you.
November 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
There we cannot help you.
Why didn't you list that among our assets in the first place? What I wouldn't give for a holocaust cloak.
November 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Why didn't you list that among our assets in the first place? What I wouldn't give for a holocaust cloak.
Over the albino, I think.
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Over the albino, I think.
Where did we put the wheelbarrow the albino had?
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Where did we put the wheelbarrow the albino had?
My brains, his steel… and your strength against sixty men… and a little head jiggle is supposed to make me happy? If we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something.
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
My brains, his steel… and your strength against sixty men… and a little head jiggle is supposed to make me happy? If we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something.
You just shook your head! That doesn't make you happy?
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
You just shook your head! That doesn't make you happy?
That's it? Impossible. If I had a month to plan… maybe I could come up with something, but this...
November 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
That's it? Impossible. If I had a month to plan… maybe I could come up with something, but this...