i wonder what @horsedisc.bsky.social thinks about all this

narrator: he did not take a moment to reflect

literally every choice made here is the wrong one. it's remarkable. video games

i mean genuinely rip tho. rip in death, as you did in life

door into summer is good enough to make even the worst game like a 5/10 by default

impossible task. just listen to the soundtrack and ignore the game

i of course send this out right before death stranding 2 made me cry like a baby so everything is okay

every one of these is a stretch but i have an elf in my eyeballs calling the shots

saw her on the apps/ red up the info
she got that dark math/i'm just a bimbo
wish that summer was eternal; did whatever we want to
she hated me/still laid with me cuz it was longdue

any plan for parody, then? which i would argue is distinct from "this is just a fake" and the nuance is probably important