princess beach
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princess beach
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https://princessbeach.substack.com
gdc really will do literally ANYTHING except recognize unions
September 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
ive been trying for years to find a bds/bts joke that will make the stans help palestine but all of them will just get me thrown in infinity jail
September 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
i think it's been long enough now to accept it was kind of funny when kirk died. star trek generations has horrible effects and a weird set of ideas and shatner's acting was just kind of fine at best in that scene. saying this should not be controversial
September 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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September 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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knowing john green smoked three packs a day daily makes "it's a metaphor" make more sense. it wasn't random pretension, it comes from a brain so conditioned to need cigarettes that the idea of having one in your mouth and not lighting it is so difficult you'd have to become a jesus figure to do it
June 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
this is such an insane piece of shit. this might actually be the worst game trailer ever made
Comix Zero - Official Demo Release Trailer
YouTube video by IGN
www.youtube.com
September 1, 2025 at 12:11 AM
rip to ozzy. drix will miss you
July 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
dropout just decided to nuke bluesky so we can get sam reich's truth social
July 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
(to the tune of bb's theme from death stranding) need my diiiiiick sucked
July 13, 2025 at 11:39 AM
dick so elysium/made her yell "zaum"
July 7, 2025 at 8:53 AM
maybe ill finish another article this year. eventually
June 29, 2025 at 11:03 PM
knowing john green smoked three packs a day daily makes "it's a metaphor" make more sense. it wasn't random pretension, it comes from a brain so conditioned to need cigarettes that the idea of having one in your mouth and not lighting it is so difficult you'd have to become a jesus figure to do it
June 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
dick game indie/you know i last for 15 seconds
February 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
trying to remember to post
November 19, 2024 at 9:52 AM
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⭐VOICE ACTORS!⭐
Are you open to working in Indie Animation? Please share your demo reel below for #IndieAnimationDay!
There's a lot of projects seeking #voiceactors out there (mine included 👀), so I wanted to make a space to uplift all the indie VAs out there!
Lemmie see those demos! ✨
November 16, 2024 at 4:11 PM
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i hope paul rudd presents best picture
Conan O’Brien will host the 97th Oscars.

The ceremony will take place March 2, 2025.
November 15, 2024 at 5:10 PM
substack is just tumblr for people who never went to an anime con
November 15, 2024 at 8:58 PM
hello to new people! i'm still working on my next article but you should read this one:
the game of no year
a story about a game i love and a game i hate
princessbeach.substack.com
November 15, 2024 at 8:22 PM
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November 11, 2024 at 9:29 AM
November 11, 2024 at 9:29 AM
been thinking a lot about sonic game design and run-based + speed-based games in general in the wake of shadow generations and a general revisit of sonic generations
November 11, 2024 at 12:00 AM
getting closer which means it's getting farther too. about too many things, needs more clarity
god help me i did it. i've got 2k words about lorelei and the laser eyes that every one is going to yell at me for* and it's probably gonna triple that before it's finished but i am Compelled
fuck it i'm making a substack. kill me
November 10, 2024 at 4:26 AM
not great bob
November 6, 2024 at 8:33 AM
i can't believe nintendo is just making mmo death stranding. that's so funny
October 24, 2024 at 8:21 PM
god help me i did it. i've got 2k words about lorelei and the laser eyes that every one is going to yell at me for* and it's probably gonna triple that before it's finished but i am Compelled
fuck it i'm making a substack. kill me
October 23, 2024 at 8:07 AM