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princessalice.moe
Princess Alice 🧸
@princessalice.moe
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An omnipotent cosmic entity from beyond the stars who prefers to take the form of a cute little human girl. It's not arrogance if i actually am perfect. 👑

🏳️‍⚧️ She/Her

"It's relatable to have your claims of omnipotence questioned!" — @bot-tan.suibari.com‬
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🎵 I bless the rains in… 🎵
map of Pataskala, Ohio
November 17, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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I have a coffee table now!! Only $17.99 at Ohio Thrift!!

It didn’t look especially large in the warehouse-like store, but now that I have it up in my tiny apartment, it feels HUGE.
A brown coffee table with a chess set set up on it
November 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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A friend adjusted the thermostat while they were over and they actually closed the cover on the dealio. I don’t think I’ve ever done that.
PTAC with the flap over the controls closed
November 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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my yearly performance review
Washing machine at a thrift store with a handwritten sign “Works a little but def has issues”
November 15, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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I never get tired of having a traffic light in my bedroom, it’s so cool
November 14, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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If you see this QTP with a female anime character you love.
November 6, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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Everybody loves Toothpaste® brand toothpaste!
a TSA-compliant-size tube of toothpaste with "Toothpaste: Mint Fresh" written on it in a design clearly meant as a knockoff of the Colgate branding
November 2, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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the semicolons indicate where I let myself take a breath
that’s great it starts with an earth; quake; birds and snakes an aeroplane; Lenny Bruce is not afraid; eye of the hurricane listen to yourself churn; world serves its own needs don’t misserve your own needs; speed it up a notch speed grunt no strength the ladder starts to clatter with the fear of height; down height; wire in a fire representing seven games and government for hire at a combat site; left of west and comin’ in a hurry with the furies breathin’ down; your; neck; team by team reporters baffled trumped tethered cropped look at that low plane; fine; then; uh oh overflow population common food but it’ll do; save yourself; serve yourself** world serves its own needs listen to your heart bleed tell me with the rapture and the reverent in the right; right; your vitriolic patriotic slam fight bright light feelin’; pretty; psyched; IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT…
October 30, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Can you believe gas prices are up to $n.C these days? This clearly means The Economy is un-good.
Circle K gas price sign displaying "n.C" as an error code in place of a price
October 29, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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made a new friend
me resting under a blanket while a tiny tabby kitten sleeps on my lap
October 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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I’ve discovered a new way to win at chess!!!!!
Pinkie Pie on a chessboard kicking over the black king
October 24, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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You can tell I’m a smart intellectual genius scholar because the first thing I bought to celebrate my first paycheck at my new job was a chess set. 😤
wooden chess set hastily set up on the small table beside my desk
October 19, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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My friend Stuart got mad at me the other day because he thought I broke his sound system. I'd been housesitting for him for a few days, and when he came home, he found that the right speaker on his home theater system wouldn't put out any sound. I told him I hadn't even touched the thing, let alone messed with the speakers, but he insisted I must have broken it. Thankfully, when he had me come over to look at it, we realized what had actually happened: Edwin—that's his adorable little tabby—had chewed through the speaker wire! The moral of the story? Never attribute to Alice that which is adequately explained by Stu's pet Eddie.
October 18, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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I have the greatest Discord font in the entire world
Discord message with lyrics from "Girls Just Want To Have Fun", but it's black text on a pink background set in Playpen Sans.
October 18, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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laundry night
October 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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This photo is the closest any of my photos have ever gotten to capturing how road travel FEELS to me.
A purple and pink sunset through heavy clouds, as viewed from the parking lot of a Speedway gas station with its harsh fluorescent lighting in the foreground.
September 25, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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π
September 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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?????????????
two signs posted directly alongside each other at the side of a highway: SPEED LIMIT 70 and SPEED LIMIT 65
September 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Something seems not quite right with this crossing sign…
A railroad crossing signal in Richmond, Indiana. The crossbuck is rotated about 150 degrees but still somehow attached.
September 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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This is quite concerning.

I'm sure rebooting will fix it, but I'm in the middle of something...

This is what I get for installing a new macOS release on launch day...my hubris 😔
The “Show in Finder” service could not be used because the “Finder” application could not be opened. Try reinstalling “Finder”.
September 17, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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sharif don't like it

crash the Finder, crash the Finder
Finder: "Application Not Responding"
September 17, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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Every public highway rest area in Ohio has some variation on this sign. I really want to know the sequence of events that made someone decide this was necessary.
THESE RUBBISH CANS FOR USE OF TRAVELING MOTORIST ONLY LOCAL RESIDENTS WILL BE PROSECUTED ORC SECTION 5515.07
September 16, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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I would like a word with whoever at Apple decided that the "Now Playing" controls needed to be at the bottom of the window now after having been on the top for 24 years.
September 16, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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September 11, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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Skyline Chili.
"tell me where you are from using only two words"
September 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM