I used to think this was laughably pretentious and then I saw similar references in Saturday Night

“You consider falsifying email correspondence” is pretty rich as a punchline, all things considered

[Holds up phone to one of my 12 offspring] “Grok, show filial affection. More vulgar! Use forbidden words!”

We all have to learn the hard way that the NYC-DC route is cursed

To be a real comrade you must develop a crippling Frappuccino addiction between strikes to maximize the impact of your boycott

What I mean to say, now that Tim has nudged me to read the article he wrote, is that I am that group chat friend, and I was walking with a small child!