you kiss your dad on the mouth?
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primarchscissoring.bsky.social
you kiss your dad on the mouth?
@primarchscissoring.bsky.social
you think i came here to debate u? start birthing

🔞 199X atrocious content. small guy⬆️/big guy⬇️
threatening to bite just to scare people a little
December 4, 2025 at 7:30 PM
everyone is normal & well-adjusted about the casual polyamory but they don’t like that guy they’re mad as fuck about him
December 4, 2025 at 6:25 PM
abaddon just starts biting, honestly
December 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I have 2 keep playing skong I’m very excited to be hit in the head with a brick at some point
December 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
it’s kind of good that some of the platforming and boss stuff in the last leg of the game is brutally difficult enough that you’ll probably have to take a break or two bc if I could have done it in one sitting I would have been like, relentlessly sad I think 🥹
December 4, 2025 at 2:54 AM
saw ppl talking the other day abt the moment from hk that made them the most emotional, to me it was doing a runback for the first time after voidheart and seeing your shade just peacefully floating there I nearly cried
December 4, 2025 at 2:48 AM
the thing about the emperor is that I do not like him mostly at all but I find him extremely interesting. he’s not a bad character at all he just makes me mald LOL
December 4, 2025 at 2:18 AM
maybe charitable is the wrong word bc the way it works in my brain w/ this is more that being cruel to some of his kids was more deliberate to make them open to the idea of turning against him than just gross negligence but obviously that’s still uhh Not Good, But Also,
December 4, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I don’t know if this is me being more or less charitable to him as a person, but I do think it’s quite sad to create a child and genuinely love them while also consigning them to an atrociously horrific fate for the general greater good
December 4, 2025 at 2:11 AM
in the version of events where he planned total obliteration of chaos by his own death. creating children knowing he’d have to sacrifice most of them feels genuinely more tragic + sympathetic to him as an interpretation than like. well
December 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
it’s nothin im just malding abt work stuff again
December 4, 2025 at 1:36 AM
coming as a guy who likes both characters too. kat’s got all that weird shit going on with her brother and dad that I really dig and garen’s my little knockoff ultramarine pookie. they’ve yet to give me any convincing argument for them being involved other than “bc we say they are”
December 3, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I have my league het enjoyer license i like sylux a lot but garen/katarina is so painfully forced I cannot fuck with it in any capacity
December 3, 2025 at 11:52 PM
lmao
December 3, 2025 at 11:18 PM
exaggerating for fun + profit but like come on man LOL. they literally hate the experience so much & find it so unpleasant that the experience of ripping a vital organ out of their body is preferable to it
December 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM