you kiss your dad on the mouth?
@primarchscissoring.bsky.social
🔞 throw me to the word bearers i’ll come back a father of eight
Inkeep: will you two be needing the honeymoon suite
Don sr: Ahahaha you must be mistaken… that’s my daughter:)
Inkeep:
Inkeep: ok
Don sr: Ahahaha you must be mistaken… that’s my daughter:)
Inkeep:
Inkeep: ok
February 16, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Inkeep: will you two be needing the honeymoon suite
Don sr: Ahahaha you must be mistaken… that’s my daughter:)
Inkeep:
Inkeep: ok
Don sr: Ahahaha you must be mistaken… that’s my daughter:)
Inkeep:
Inkeep: ok
I Need Them To Kiss Very Gently On The Mouth
February 15, 2026 at 11:42 PM
I Need Them To Kiss Very Gently On The Mouth
[sagely] don^2 is t4t
February 15, 2026 at 8:23 PM
[sagely] don^2 is t4t
it’s so funny the evolution of “don talks like that because she’s delulu”—>”don talks like that bc she’s old as fuck”—>”she really didn’t have to be doing it except the guy she Talented Mr. Ripley’d thought it was cool and fun”
February 15, 2026 at 6:09 AM
it’s so funny the evolution of “don talks like that because she’s delulu”—>”don talks like that bc she’s old as fuck”—>”she really didn’t have to be doing it except the guy she Talented Mr. Ripley’d thought it was cool and fun”
“vampire-infested” THATS THEIR HOME THEY LIVE THERE
February 15, 2026 at 5:53 AM
“vampire-infested” THATS THEIR HOME THEY LIVE THERE
evil ass incest building
February 15, 2026 at 5:44 AM
evil ass incest building
valentin von valancius has fucked up the cobblestone generator
February 14, 2026 at 3:47 PM
valentin von valancius has fucked up the cobblestone generator
consistently hilarious to see people just fucking give up on tagging for incest w/ 40k stuff too
February 13, 2026 at 8:23 PM
consistently hilarious to see people just fucking give up on tagging for incest w/ 40k stuff too
honestly I don’t count the illiterate grifters as “fans” they are just people I occasionally am forced to see whine about shit bc they wanted to be able to do weird racist larp without women existing to ruin their fantasy
February 13, 2026 at 8:18 PM
honestly I don’t count the illiterate grifters as “fans” they are just people I occasionally am forced to see whine about shit bc they wanted to be able to do weird racist larp without women existing to ruin their fantasy
40k fans by and large Not chill because so many of them Suck but also very chill because most of the people in the “fandom space” (ykwim) are like Yeah He’d Do That
February 13, 2026 at 7:55 PM
40k fans by and large Not chill because so many of them Suck but also very chill because most of the people in the “fandom space” (ykwim) are like Yeah He’d Do That
don knows what sex is but doesn’t know it makes children (not something she can do so it was never relevant)
February 13, 2026 at 7:06 PM
don knows what sex is but doesn’t know it makes children (not something she can do so it was never relevant)
something soooo cute about calling dante choosing IDs for everyone “dressing them up” like they are just playing with their touys. their sinner barbies
the concept of heathcliff going through all the bullshit he did and then dante comes up to him and goes <don’t freak out but I’m about to dress you up as a necrophiliac sex offender who murdered you like a hundred times>
February 13, 2026 at 1:44 PM
something soooo cute about calling dante choosing IDs for everyone “dressing them up” like they are just playing with their touys. their sinner barbies
it’s funny I think of lorgar as a woman too but that’s more like Divine Mother Sacred Priestess Holy Maiden Virgin Sacrifice vs. konrad who is Punished “Venom” Rat Girl
February 12, 2026 at 11:55 PM
it’s funny I think of lorgar as a woman too but that’s more like Divine Mother Sacred Priestess Holy Maiden Virgin Sacrifice vs. konrad who is Punished “Venom” Rat Girl
hm. loli curze
February 12, 2026 at 10:48 PM
hm. loli curze
the concept of heathcliff going through all the bullshit he did and then dante comes up to him and goes <don’t freak out but I’m about to dress you up as a necrophiliac sex offender who murdered you like a hundred times>
February 12, 2026 at 9:16 PM
the concept of heathcliff going through all the bullshit he did and then dante comes up to him and goes <don’t freak out but I’m about to dress you up as a necrophiliac sex offender who murdered you like a hundred times>
looking at some things my bf has sent me that r like “ryoshu crashing out bc her teammates are wearing Halloween costumes of her abusive parents” well many such cases I fear
February 12, 2026 at 9:06 PM
looking at some things my bf has sent me that r like “ryoshu crashing out bc her teammates are wearing Halloween costumes of her abusive parents” well many such cases I fear
u can Domination Loss god if u try hard. and believe in urself
February 12, 2026 at 8:13 PM
u can Domination Loss god if u try hard. and believe in urself
big e being variable size is a moe factor honestly but I think with some kind of dampener (if there’s one strong enough in existence for him LOL) he defaults to regular person-sized… there is not a canonical basis for this I just think it’s cute. Small E.
February 12, 2026 at 8:08 PM
big e being variable size is a moe factor honestly but I think with some kind of dampener (if there’s one strong enough in existence for him LOL) he defaults to regular person-sized… there is not a canonical basis for this I just think it’s cute. Small E.
it’s by the grace of the gods that 16E badend is like a challenge to write that I don’t know if I’m up for bc thinking about it makes me feel fucking insane
February 12, 2026 at 8:01 PM
it’s by the grace of the gods that 16E badend is like a challenge to write that I don’t know if I’m up for bc thinking about it makes me feel fucking insane
donk cute&petite cocklet just btw also. very small. little balls as well.
February 11, 2026 at 5:47 PM
donk cute&petite cocklet just btw also. very small. little balls as well.
donk is more dubconbait than most of the other guys bc it feels like she’d be just ok with a lot of stuff happening to her that everyone else wouldn’t be, depending on the circumstances
dubconning that creature until it goes slightly too far and the tables are turned in the most violent of ways... wah.....
February 11, 2026 at 5:28 PM
donk is more dubconbait than most of the other guys bc it feels like she’d be just ok with a lot of stuff happening to her that everyone else wouldn’t be, depending on the circumstances
CityTwitch chat spamming monkaTOS while camille is getting nonconsensually spitroasted live on stream
February 11, 2026 at 3:38 PM
CityTwitch chat spamming monkaTOS while camille is getting nonconsensually spitroasted live on stream
would you look at the date! wow
February 11, 2026 at 2:58 PM
would you look at the date! wow
snail in my ear telling me to kill my boss because their head is fucked up lookinf
February 11, 2026 at 5:13 AM
snail in my ear telling me to kill my boss because their head is fucked up lookinf
tfw got kicked out of the omni-dimensional gestalt of consciousness for being a rapist
February 11, 2026 at 4:57 AM
tfw got kicked out of the omni-dimensional gestalt of consciousness for being a rapist