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Punished “Venom” Primal
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Weston | he/him | 25 | Lemonade addict | KY Smash/RoA2 - Roy/Orcane | Mel 💜

I wanna contribute to the chaos
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ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

ROLL THE CLIP
August 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I love injuring my right trigger finger

Guess we’re going no-shield mode tonight lol
July 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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🌊TODAY is the final day of Phase 2 registration so we're giving away 2 free passes to 2 lucky people! To enter:
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🏷️tag 2 friends

Save $10 on your registration by signing up before midnight tonight! Winners will be announced Monday, June 2nd!
May 31, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Nothing makes me happier than Battlefront 2 being active again, such a banger game
May 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Maybe my best daylist name ever
April 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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April 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Omg a 9/11 quarter
April 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
You know what I kinda hate? When I’m like “Hi how’s it going?” to a customer, usually old, and they lead-paintedly respond “I’ll have a black coffee” or some shit like ANSWER THE QUESTION

YOU DON’T HAVE TO TALK ABOUT YOUR DAY, BUT PLEASE SHOW ME THAT YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH
April 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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🌊TODAY is the final day of Early Bird registration so we're doing a giveaway!

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and👥Tag 2 friends for your chance to win free registration!
March 31, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The matchup is winnable. Never give up.
March 1, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I’ve been getting nothing but Statefarm ads on this youtube video lmfao. This is my 8th one. Here for it honestly.
February 24, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Punxatawney Phil is an opp
February 20, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Sex gifs
February 17, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Genesis X2, more like Genesis ZZZ
February 17, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Electric Avenue is closed due to road work so I'm not really sure where I'm gonna rock down to now
February 15, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Call her Adam Sandler the way she gave me Eight Crazy Nights with that bum and them biddies
February 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Your outie uses a single layer of toilet paper to wipe
February 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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🌊Riptide is back! Join us September 5-7, 2025 for the waterpark event of the summer!

🌊Ultimate
🌊Melee
🦑Splatoon 3
🌊RivalsOfAether 2
🏎️Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
🦍

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🏷️Tag a friend for your chance to win 1 of 5 free passes for you and a friend to Riptide 2025!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9k1M...
Riptide 2025 Trailer
YouTube video by JDMH
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February 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Thank you AI-generated Martha Stewart, very cool
February 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Found some HEAT earlier today
February 2, 2025 at 11:24 PM
straight up jschlonkin it
January 31, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Guy walks in at 1pm

Me: “Hey, sorry, we’re just closing up. I could well you some donuts or a drink real quick”

*walks off in a dramatic huff* “this place is fucking terrible”

Me: “glad you feel that way, have a good day”

The guy then flips me off from his car as I’m locking up.

fuckin what???
January 29, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Last night I lost to 3rd and 1st, both sets game 3/5, for 7th place. I stay getting hoed lmfao
January 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I hope we finally get a good Smash game on the Switch 2 :)
January 16, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Damn shawty, looking very lobotomizable today 🫦
January 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM